It’s like putting a toaster in a PS5 box, wrapping it up and putting it under the treegeez... imagine the disappointment of biting into a chocolate strawberry at christmas and finding out it was a sprout!
Christmas must be a riot at your place!
Wrap them in Ferro Rocher and put them back in the box.
I will believe it and not put it to the test!... I was with friends and we had a chocolate fountain. We'd ran out of fruit and so one drunken friend thought that maybe a sausage (cooked) could work... No. It didn't.
Not ANYTHING becomes edible...
Do you drink improperly now?
Potentially resulting in both an aborted fellatio and an appearance on the Local A&E’s most amusing burns of the year list.
I don’t think I’d appreciated chocolate fountains are hot. I’m getting it now that I think about the properties of chocolate. I’m not of a scientific background, that may show from time to time,
Ok, I want to say some clever about drinking from the other side of the glass or something, but the words won't line up. So, I'll just confess that if I drink, it's nowhere near as much. That to me is improper. To be tipsy after 2-3 drinks is shockingly improper.
I'm pretty sure you can buy prank gifts like this.
sensible drinking to be encouraged at all times... especially around hot chocolate fountains it seems!Ok, I want to say some clever about drinking from the other side of the glass or something, but the words won't line up. So, I'll just confess that if I drink, it's nowhere near as much. That to me is improper. To be tipsy after 2-3 drinks is shockingly improper.
Who is Holly and should we buy her a razor?
Yeah, someone brought Russian Roulette chocolates to a poker night once.
Holly was a totally real Litster who used to flash her totally not stolen pictures here and there. A Lit Legend.
The same friend I mentioned loves these kinds of silly games. She had a jelly bean roulette thing where the bad ones were flavoured as grass, and others I don't remember. The worst one was vomit. She pulls these stupid games out on her birthday every year, knowing we'll all indulge her for one time a year. This is the one night of the year that I'm most likely to over-drink.
Don't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.
I know the sort!
Always ready to brave the underbrush for an adventure!Don't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.
Mines been treated with weed killerDon't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.
better than a strimmer, for sure!
Ouch
