Are you a waxer?

I would NEVER EVER EVER wax my own bits. That's fucking crazy. I pay a little extra and get a professional to do it RIGHT.
 
bunnislippers said:
i wax my own eyebrows, and legs

i like using the sugaring kits.... much easier to remove if you have leftover stuck on the skin, and no heating or fiddling required

silly me for thinking "it's not so bad on my legs, how much worse can it be on my cooter?"
Not good huh?

Sugaring kits like Nads? (I'm not sure if that even is a type of sugaring but it's the only thing that came to mind)
 
Ms_Lilith said:
GO. GET. CHECKED.

Seriously, woman, one of the leading causes of late-stage discovery for cervical cancer, is people who avoid the OBGYN because it's icky, uncomfy, etc.

I hate it, but I go, and I have to go more than most, because of family history.

GO.
*sigh I know you're right...I just hate those things.

I went to see him last week to get welbutrin to quit smoking and he's making me go for a pap....so I am going in.
 
Flyin_Free said:
Not good huh?

Sugaring kits like Nads? (I'm not sure if that even is a type of sugaring but it's the only thing that came to mind)

i use parissa, i've used their ready to go strips and the kit style and liked both for different things

Parissa Products
 
bronzeage said:
No need to panic.

Keep your cell phone within reach and my number on the speed dial. I am on the waxing disaster qucik response team. I have the tools and the technology to rescue you from any wax crisis.
And what exactly would you do to rescue us?
 
VermilionSkye said:
And what exactly would you do to rescue us?

I come equipped with an assortment of soft spatulas, lotions and soft towels. :rose:
 
I wax my car several times a year, but that is the limit to which I will go with wax.
 
VermilionSkye said:
I'm too chicken to wax my bits.

I'll shave!

Me too!!! My eyebrows hurt bad enough I cannot imagine having my bits done... oh no thank you!!!
 
...and THAT is why I have it done professionally.

And I always give a warning about inflicting pain to his, ahh ..."jewels" before every "rip"...it still hurts beyond anything known to man, but it makes me feel better to threaten violence.
 
Laser Hair Removal. Accept no substitute. Expensive as shit but it doesn't hurt like the devil wax.
 
ok - that story was funny as hell. And has further confirmed my strong belief that peole are SUPPOSED to have hair on their bodies!!!
 
hey, I have hair. lovingly shaped and groomed for my groom. I despise "bald" pussy.
 
incognito said:
I would NEVER EVER EVER wax my own bits. That's fucking crazy. I pay a little extra and get a professional to do it RIGHT.
OMG, I LOVE YOUR AV! that part of that movie is the most hilarious thing.
 
That was hysterical... I would have laughed my ass off if it were me on the phone :D

Once again, BBW and I are in agreement on this subject!

*Enter Huskie*
 
I tried waxing myself ONCE. in my early twenties, hot wax. I got burned, I couldn't get it off cuz I was jumping around while applying it so it didn't go on smooth. I ended up passing out from the pain. Honestly, it sounds wussy but it's true. My mother heard the thud and found me passes out and green looking on the bathroom floor with bumpy wax on my stuff.

ETA I leave it to the professionals now.
 
VermilionSkye said:
this thread was posted from an email as a joke* :p

Damn it, that's a shame, kinda dampens my laughter somewhat. Still funny as hell though.

Like incognito I go to a professional and get it done right, but I'm not bald.
 
crazybbwgirl said:
ok - that story was funny as hell. And has further confirmed my strong belief that peole are SUPPOSED to have hair on their bodies!!!

I agree.
I adore my she-pelt. :)
 
VermilionSkye said:
this thread was posted from an email as a joke* :p
Yes, and the joke* in and of itself was quite funny, however I must add;

My ex used to go to someone to get waxed, and one day she decided that rather than spend the money to have a professional do it she went to the store and bought the supplies, came home and said she wanted me to do that for her. Seems she thought that it would be a "bonding experience" for us.

Being the open minded guy that I am I said okay, I'll give it a try... I didn't even get the first strip completely ripped from her skin before we both opted out of that idea!

The only thing that was "bonded" was the wax & strip to her skin! :rolleyes:
 
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