Are you a waxer?
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My wife sent this to me Some time ago. It reminded her of the time her sister tried to wax her armpits sith a wax strip.
I've helped my wife wax once in a blue moon but she sticks to her legs the sensitive bits she likes to shave.
If you want to see something funny: For those that don't know cyclist generally shave their legs there's a lot of controversy as to why the main line is that if you fall and get roasties you are less likely to get infections if you have no hair.
Another is that your hair isn't pulled out by the cycling shorts as they move while you cycle.
A famous cyclist Andrew Mclean once said when asked simply it's tradition
Me I think it's just to show off the muscular calves.
to get to the point most men are wusses when it comes to pain especially when the pain has to do with grooming yep we'll step into a boxing ring or martial arts contest and knock the crap out of each other but pull our hair out with a twezer and we turn into babies.
Needless to say at all the major cycling events in SA we have Expo's were we have all sorts of hair removal products on show and available and this includes low cost waxing demo's where they entice the men to hop up on a table and publicly have there legs waxed. The men goad each other into going and the qeues are huge most men lie there clench there teeth and don't say a word till it's over. Every now and then you'll get a moaner or swearer the funniest are the big burly men who leap off the table screaming as the first strip rips the hair from the legs.
I was close to going this year but wasn't prepared to wait the hour or so waiting period to get done so went unshaved/unwaxed for the last race and will remain so until november when I go back into major racing.
I've helped my wife wax once in a blue moon but she sticks to her legs the sensitive bits she likes to shave.
If you want to see something funny: For those that don't know cyclist generally shave their legs there's a lot of controversy as to why the main line is that if you fall and get roasties you are less likely to get infections if you have no hair.
Another is that your hair isn't pulled out by the cycling shorts as they move while you cycle.
A famous cyclist Andrew Mclean once said when asked simply it's tradition
Me I think it's just to show off the muscular calves.
to get to the point most men are wusses when it comes to pain especially when the pain has to do with grooming yep we'll step into a boxing ring or martial arts contest and knock the crap out of each other but pull our hair out with a twezer and we turn into babies.
Needless to say at all the major cycling events in SA we have Expo's were we have all sorts of hair removal products on show and available and this includes low cost waxing demo's where they entice the men to hop up on a table and publicly have there legs waxed. The men goad each other into going and the qeues are huge most men lie there clench there teeth and don't say a word till it's over. Every now and then you'll get a moaner or swearer the funniest are the big burly men who leap off the table screaming as the first strip rips the hair from the legs.
I was close to going this year but wasn't prepared to wait the hour or so waiting period to get done so went unshaved/unwaxed for the last race and will remain so until november when I go back into major racing.
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southerntierguy
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I have to say this was one of the funnier e-mails I've read in quite a while.
I'm looking forward to seeing it reproduce on YouTube.
I'm looking forward to seeing it reproduce on YouTube.
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I cold wax my balls
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I've waxed part of my own bits. Not the whole thing. I do my eyebrows myself. I've done my legs. I have a high pain tolerance, but the entire kitty is just too much for me. I could never let someone else do it. Nope. No one is going to see my cry like a baby.
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huskie said:
You'd better hope that you ran fast and ran hard when you were finished. Cause paybacks are a bitch, baby.
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sometimes not all the wax comes off and sticks to the cloth and balls..damn can that sack stretch!!!VermilionSkye said:
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VermilionSkye said:I'll bend him over and tie him to the chair. You get the wax.
wooo hooo....we'll fix that hairly little backside. I wanna yank out all those stringy little hairs around his balls while we are down there. I'm sure his wife would appreciate not having to pick them out of her teeth.
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_Milky_Whites_ said:wooo hooo....we'll fix that hairly little backside. I wanna yank out all those stringy little hairs around his balls while we are down there. I'm sure his wife would appreciate not having to pick them out of her teeth.
I shave my cock and balls, thankya very much! And what makes you two PUSSIES think yall could wrestle be down to be tied up? I think NOT!!
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Oh, I wish I had known you were contemplating this... I would have advised you NOT to do this. I've been in a very similar situation. It will be hiliarious to look back on but depressing that after all that effort, nothing was acheived. Magic is the only thing that has been good to me and when not available or I run out, I resort to the razor. But be careful with the magic... not all skin types can handle it.
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huskie said:
I'll flash my hairless bits at you and while you are distracted Skye could tackle you down. See, we know how to use our womanly wiles.
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Okay, this is the reason there are trained professionals. Been there and done it, waxing your kitty alone is dreadful. A few things will hamper your progress, a crappy kit (face it like most beauty products, they don't work)fatigue (most of us can't wax alot of area, or we remain cross eyed)
menstruations (if you're bloaty, trust me you'll not remove the hair,
No tanning or sunbathing right before or after(this will cause the wax not to take and grab hold)
Certain meds( so I'm told)as well as anesthesia, (again the skin gets bloaty and funky. Stress (yeah, if its not going well, it's not gonna get better.lol)
The redness lasts only a few hours.
Once my SO felt the results of a professional waxing he was all for paying for it. Eventually my hair stopped growing for the most part, its very sparse. I remember the first few times it being painful, I also remember feeling as if the tweezing certain areas was even worse. The feeling is far smoother, than any shave, cream, or magic, trust me on that.
Been there and done it, waxing your kitty alone is dreadful. A few things will hamper your progress, a crappy kit (face it like most beauty products, they don't work)fatigue (most of us can't wax alot of area, or we remain cross eyed)menstruations (if you're bloaty, trust me you'll not remove the hair,
No tanning or sunbathing right before or after(this will cause the wax not to take and grab hold)
Certain meds( so I'm told)as well as anesthesia, (again the skin gets bloaty and funky. Stress (yeah, if its not going well, it's not gonna get better.lol)
The redness lasts only a few hours.
Once my SO felt the results of a professional waxing he was all for paying for it. Eventually my hair stopped growing for the most part, its very sparse. I remember the first few times it being painful, I also remember feeling as if the tweezing certain areas was even worse. The feeling is far smoother, than any shave, cream, or magic, trust me on that.
Ms_Lilith said:
Now see, and I've always thought it should be the same professional...why bare it twice? But I also think I an anesthesiologist should be able to give you a tattoo while you're under the knife for surgery. Multi tasking at it's finest.
