Arizona?

[slowfingers1]

Hi, I have a sticker on my forehead that says "Ignore me please!" How is everyone tonight?

Slowfingers

 

[Sterling]

LOL Raquell...


Lemme bust out the gold chains and the leisure suit.. ill be in your bathroom in about 3 hours

 

[Raquel_Hell]

Hi, I have a sticker on my forehead that says "Ignore me please!" How is everyone tonight?

Slowfingers

You have photographic proof?

 

[slowfingers1]

You have photographic proof?

I was just feelin a little ignored last night, logged onto chat and noone said hi, posted a few times and noone responded.. below average night, it's all good tho

Slowfingers

Hows everyone tonight? I'm beat, need to go home and take a nice long hot bath, call a 900 number and get some hot lovin!

 

[Raquel_Hell]

haha..Not even porn bots messaged me last night...and my bulk mail folder was empty.....wierd

900 number? why not some live cam action PLUS phone?
I dunno, I'm more of a visual type...I've never actually experienced phone sex...

 

[slowfingers1]

haha..Not even porn bots messaged me last night...and my bulk mail folder was empty.....wierd

900 number? why not some live cam action PLUS phone?
I dunno, I'm more of a visual type...I've never actually experienced phone sex...

Cause I dont know anyone with a web cam that's willing to call me and let me watch them play with toys while they talk dirty to me.. shame

You've never had phone sex?? It can be fun if your partner is as sick and twisted as you are You should try it some time

Slowfingers
*Tease me!*

 

[Raquel_Hell]

Cause I dont know anyone with a web cam that's willing to call me and let me watch them play with toys while they talk dirty to me.. shame

You've never had phone sex?? It can be fun if your partner is as sick and twisted as you are You should try it some time

Slowfingers
*Tease me!*

My husband ALWAYS finds the naughty toy bearing webcam chicks...he has a gift or something...LOL...I NEVER find that stuff...

Phone sex? Eh, I gotta keep something on the "haven't done yet" list...

 

[slowfingers1]

My husband ALWAYS finds the naughty toy bearing webcam chicks...he has a gift or something...LOL...I NEVER find that stuff...

Phone sex? Eh, I gotta keep something on the "haven't done yet" list...

No no no! Must erase the "havent done yet" list! Blow it to bits, no pun intended!

Damn.. some guys have all the luck! I found one once but she was too far away! Damn the luck!

Slowfingers

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

haha..Not even porn bots messaged me last night...and my bulk mail folder was empty.....wierd

900 number? why not some live cam action PLUS phone?
I dunno, I'm more of a visual type...I've never actually experienced phone sex...

OH

MY

^(&@#$*(&^!()&*&$!!!!!!!!

I haven't been this pissed off since they cancelled Dave's World! I just wrote a TEN PARAGRAPH post! About phone sex! I gave you all the advice I had for you, all the wisdom and knowledge I've gained from my years and years of experience! I was smart! I was witty! I was downright cute in some parts!

I also commented about my egg costume, and thanked you (Raquelle) for the idea.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD POST!!! Okay, I was exaggerating with ten paragraphs, but it took me a long time to get it just right.

And then... AND THEN!!!! MY STINKING COMPUTER POOPED OUT ON ME!!!!!!! I spit on it. I stamped my feet. I nearly cursed (which those who know me know I very very rarely do, except at just the right moments during phone sex) and I threw an outright tempter tantrum! I'm so upset. I was practically giving y'all Phone Sex 101 for free! I give up, though... I don't have time to try and rewrite it all, since I'm already running late, but I'll be back! And when I cum back, I'll be ranting about phone sex etiquette, and how to synchronize your orgasms. Ok. *taking deep breasts and counting to ten*

So anyway, Slowfingers and Raquelle and whoever else out there might be interested in this topic, I'll be back on here hopefully later tonight. And oh yeah, now you've caught me... I guess it's no secret now that I've been cumming here to check up on you now and then, see what's going on. I couldn't not post on this topic, though, seeing as how it's so near and dear to my heart. I'm ashamed at how very little has been posted lately. C'mon, get to it, guys!!!

Love you tons,

Mandiepants muuuuuah!!!!

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Oops

Sorry, Raquel. I don't know how long I've been spelling your name wrong.

 

[slowfingers1]

Um.. come on guys get it up?? *bites tongue and mumbles terribly sexist remarks about how that's HER job dammit*

Glad to see you back Mandie, and yer mail box is fuuuuuul, sorry to hear about your lost post, Lit was crapping out on me too a little while ago, I had to restart!

*Holds his breath in anticipation of Mandie's next post*

Slowfingers
*Tease me!*

 

[bashfull]

Pardon me

Pardon me, ya'll. Just wanted to poke my head in and yell hello to Mandie.

Hey, sweetheart. Good to see ya' again.

Big hug from Virginia.

 

[Sterling]

Wooo.. Mandie is back



Phone sex is good, not as good as the real thing... but damn a close second Its definately very, very erotic.

 

[Raquel_Hell]

Wooo.. Mandie is back



Phone sex is good, not as good as the real thing... but damn a close second Its definately very, very erotic.

Welcome back Mandie! (If she truely is back.)

Phone sex is second to sex?

I thought a good massage was second to sex..

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

Welcome back Mandie!! I really need to find more time to post in this thread....how is everyone tonight? It's Friday!

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

Welcome back Mandie! (If she truely is back.)

Phone sex is second to sex?

I thought a good massage was second to sex..

Hi Raquel! Massages are woooooooooooonderful....phone sex is good with the right person though... Anyone here have any funny masturbation stories? I'll post mine in a minute...

 

[Raquel_Hell]

Re: Oops

Sorry, Raquel. I don't know how long I've been spelling your name wrong.

Not a biggie...

I just now caught that we missed phone sex 101..awww!

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

I was driving from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got incredibly horny, so I usually just slide down my shorts and start playing, but I always feel like I need to pull off to finish...so I got off on the Cherry Rd exit and drove back about 2000 feet from the freeway and got busy...just as a rent-a-cop truck pulled up behind me. He got out and started coming toward my truck and I'm trying to get my shit together and he walks up and asks if I broke down....I just smile and say, "no, I'm trying to change my clothes before I get to Flagstaff" and he just kinda smirks and walks back to his truck...and I never got to finish dammit...grrrrr

 

[Sterling]

Naw.. Massages are pretty damn good..

But for me I get almost the intensity of an actual sexually invoked orgasm, with someone on the phone.. pretty damn good stuff..

 

[slowfingers1]

Funny sex stories!

Way back when I was in high school, living with my grandmother in a 2 bedroom apt..

Marcy and I were in my room 'watching a movie' with the volume turned way up so that noone could hear us! Marcy was 18 but still living at home so she normally had an 11pm curfue; but it was friday night and her parents had extended it to 1am. Anyways, it was about 11pm, and Marcy was atop me, licking at my ear, on the verge of something incredible, when I hear a knocking at the door! "Aaron," my grandmother implores in her best winey voice, "it's 11, doesnt Marcy have to be home soon?" Poor Marcy never quite got there.. thankfully she finished me off later in the car outside of her parents house

Slowfingers

 

[Sterling]

... Ive had a few sex stories that are pretty bizarre.
Although, I never tell people about that kinda stuff...

 

[slowfingers1]

... Ive had a few sex stories that are pretty bizarre.
Although, I never tell people about that kinda stuff...

Dammit I wish this vodka were chilled.. but if I put it in the freezer my alcy roomate will drink it all!

I can talk about just about anything in public, no tact so sorry

Slowfingers

 

[Eric623]

Looking forward to Mandie's phone sex guide. Just might have to ring her up some day.

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

Looking forward to Mandie's phone sex guide. Just might have to ring her up some day.

Maybe she can give up some tricks of the trade....inquiring minds wanna know

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Um.. come on guys get it up?? *bites tongue and mumbles terribly sexist remarks about how that's HER job dammit*

Glad to see you back Mandie, and yer mail box is fuuuuuul, sorry to hear about your lost post, Lit was crapping out on me too a little while ago, I had to restart!

*Holds his breath in anticipation of Mandie's next post*

Slowfingers
*Tease me!*

LOL, wow, slowfingers, sorry 'bout that! I hope you haven't passed out by now. :S My PM box should be ok now, I gotta keep up on that. Um... Oh yeah, as for getting it up... that is my job, and I enjoy it thoroughly!

Mandie