Arizona?

[XXXmandieXXX]

Re: Pardon me

Pardon me, ya'll. Just wanted to poke my head in and yell hello to Mandie.

Hey, sweetheart. Good to see ya' again.

Big hug from Virginia.

Bashfull, I love ya to death, honey! You're one of my favorite people ever!!! Hope you're doing well!

Mandie

P.S. Thanks for helping me through this... I really appreciate all you've done for me.

 

[bashfull]

Re: Re: Pardon me

Bashfull, I love ya to death, honey! You're one of my favorite people ever!!! Hope you're doing well!

Mandie

P.S. Thanks for helping me through this... I really appreciate all you've done for me.

Just poking my head in again to say howdy to Mandie. How are ya' dear?

 

[slowfingers1]

LOL, wow, slowfingers, sorry 'bout that! I hope you haven't passed out by now. :S My PM box should be ok now, I gotta keep up on that. Um... Oh yeah, as for getting it up... that is my job, and I enjoy it thoroughly!

Mandie

You know.. someone told me that you were innocent Mandie! I'm so glad that they were wrong!

Slowfingers

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Wooo.. Mandie is back
Phone sex is good, not as good as the real thing... but damn a close second Its definately very, very erotic.

Thank you, Sterling! For the kisses and the backup... lol. I'm glad there are other people out there that get as turned on by it as I do. It's funny, listening to the other person is a HUGE part of why I get off on the phone, but I hafta admit, I love the talking and knowing that I'm being listened to just as much. (I get turned on listening to myself! How funny is that! LOL) (Sorry, I had to. )
Thanks for the wb's, guys. I'll be outta here again, for good, today. I'll be in the hospital for a while. Don't freak, I'll be fine, but just won't be around even on my messengers. Not sure how long I'll be there. I love you guys so much, and appreciate your senses of humor and sweetness.
Sorry about cheating you of the phone sex lessons. Maybe some of my friends on here can give ya some tips? I've talked to a few of you on the phone...

Here's my quick, speed-learning version of Phone Sex 101:

Rule Number One (this is the single most important rule and is never ever to be broken!)
HAVE FUN!!! Enjoy yourself. If you're not having fun with the person you're talking to, don't force it. Just tell them you have to go. Forcing or faking phone sex will only leave a bad taste in your mouth (so to speak) and will taint your future experiences.

Rule Number Two
Be sure you both know what the others' expectations of you are. Make sure you know ahead of time if the other person is expecting some kind of emotional committment (I'm serious, here - you don't wanna break hearts). Try not to rush off immediately afterward, unless you know the other person doesn't really care to just talk, and don't say, "Welp, I'm done! I'm outta here!" without at least letting them know you had a good time and that you were glad to talk to them or whatever. Women, if the guy says "I love you" in the heat of passion, IGNORE IT. They don't mean it - unless they're someone you've really gotten to know and care about, and then there's a slight chance it's genuine. lol

Rule Number Three
This is actually about as important as Rule One. GIVE!!! Don't just take. If the other person wants to do all the talking and just wants you to listen, and you want that too, goferit. But if you get the feeling the other person would like to hear what you're thinking, say it. Don't interrupt, but jump in there with them. If you're not sure what to say, just enjoy the sounds... or ask them questions about what they fantasize about. I realize that for a lot of people, the pleasure comes more in hearing how the other person is being affected and stimulated by you, but if you talk about what you'd like to do to/with them, and they want to give back to you by talking about what they'd do if they were there with you, let them! It's very similar to sex in real life, I would guess. Relax and let them give you pleasure... chances are very good that they enjoy it as much as you'll enjoy receiving! It makes most people feel good to make their partner feel good. This is the ideal situation, anyway, as far as I'm concerned. If you have two very giving people, who will do whatever it takes to make the other person feel so good they almost die, and both also relax and enjoy what their partner is doing to give them pleasure, then it's a win-win situation!

To be continued later...

 

[slowfingers1]

Thanks Mandie, give me some more pointers later?

Get well soon!

Slowfingers

 

[Sterling]

We'll see ya when you get back Mandie

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

We'll see ya when you get back Mandie

Um, actually, I guess I prob'ly won't be back on Lit. So all my goodbyes from before apply again. : P I really do love you all. You can still email me at Yodelayhayhoo@Hotmail.com... not sure how soon I'll be able to answer, but I'll do my best.

As for the phone sex... y'all can figger it out. It's not rocket science. Which is a good thing, 'cause I'm horrible at science!

Love you all tons and tons!!!!

Mandie

P.S. Don't forget me... If you try to, I'll come and haunt your dreams at night.

Um, P.S. again: If you have my number, and wanna talk again, call me. I'll need some moral support while I'm there. I am looking forward to the chance to show off my gorgeous white bum in that oh-so-sexy gown they'll make me wear...

 

[slowfingers1]

Well your PM is full again Mandie so good luck I guess

Slowfingers

 

[MrOpius]

Impressed....

Wow,

I'm so happy you Zonie Pervs! Y'all just be maximizing this post's potential. I guess I'm out of the loop, but that's okay, I can always find my way back. Been really busy, promoted to a new department at work with a new schedule so I haven't been able to get on for a while.

Plus, my fiance and I broke up, so I went through a couple weeks of depression and coping and yadda yadda yadda. I guess that's what most first loves are like.... SIGH.... Anyway, back in the Singles Game, just trying to find a nice little lady to share my time with, and maybe get a lil somn somn... heh heh.

Any of you have any sisters, relatives, or friends that are 18-23? Just wondering... tell them to give me a holler. I'm a nice guy that knows how to treat a lady.

Sorry Sterling, I guess that "thing" we talked about won't be happening anymore. You probably don't even remember.

So, keep 'em live and coming, and don't forget to brush!

Mr O

 

[Guest]

Hey Mr O hows tricks?

I dont think there's a loop here for you to be out of, noone posts much except when Mandie's around, and, well, she's not around anymore

I keep saying we need more women around here.. but I think we just need more people who actually post sometimes!

Ah well, I have homework to do, my @#$ electrical engineer teacher gives us waaay too much homework

Slowfingers

 

[Sterling]

Too bad about that Mr. O... She sounded like quite the firecracker.


Anyway.. What else is new w/ the other crazies in here?

 

[slowfingers1]

Too bad about that Mr. O... She sounded like quite the firecracker.


Anyway.. What else is new w/ the other crazies in here?

I think all the crazies left when they found out the cute little girl wasnt going to be around to have phone sex with them!

Doin good here tho, if I could ever get any homework done! How are you doin Sterling?

Slowfingers

 

[Noelle]

Yoohoo?!?!

Thanks to all the "posters" out there. Makes finding this thread so much easier!

MrO- congrats on the promotion. sorry about that fiance

Slowfingers- thanks for the pm letting me know about the thread move

MrG- prefer dogs? what happened to that allergy?

Hope everyone has a great week!

 

[OmegaSex]

Hey everyone, just stopping in to say hello after my lovely hiatus.

Is anyone on Yahoo/MSN/AOL/ICQ? Would love to chat with some fellow arizonans, meet some people, make new friends.

 

[OmegaSex]

Re: Impressed....

Wow,

I'm so happy you Zonie Pervs! Y'all just be maximizing this post's potential. I guess I'm out of the loop, but that's okay, I can always find my way back. Been really busy, promoted to a new department at work with a new schedule so I haven't been able to get on for a while.

Plus, my fiance and I broke up, so I went through a couple weeks of depression and coping and yadda yadda yadda. I guess that's what most first loves are like.... SIGH.... Anyway, back in the Singles Game, just trying to find a nice little lady to share my time with, and maybe get a lil somn somn... heh heh.

Any of you have any sisters, relatives, or friends that are 18-23? Just wondering... tell them to give me a holler. I'm a nice guy that knows how to treat a lady.

Sorry Sterling, I guess that "thing" we talked about won't be happening anymore. You probably don't even remember.

So, keep 'em live and coming, and don't forget to brush!

Mr O

Hey, went throught the same thing about 3 months ago. It sucks man. I'm sorry about that. Hopefully you will find someone for ya though, it will all work out in the end.

Got a promotion too....are we the same person, kinda like Brad Pitt/Edward Norton in Fight Club?

-OmegaSox

 

[Sterling]

Never know Omega it might be.. Just don't fall for that chemical burn thingy...


Welcome back to the Thread Noelle! Always good to see another female to share things with.

Eh... Dad getting worse but Im doing just fine anywho Slowfingers... Grind out that homework, the amount you have to do till your done with it all decreases by the day.

 

[Raquel_Hell]

Just stopping in to say Hi.
Busy week....
It's almost Halloween!!!

 

[shadowcat]

Yeah! Halloween

Hi everyone, hope you all had a good weekend, I was out of town Saturday and spent all day Sunday and most of this evening making my Halloween costume.

Looks like only a few people were on this last weekend .

It's super busy at work right now and it will probably be this weekend before I get a chance to say Hi again - blah, I hate registration time.

Wasn't that awful about those poor professors at Uof A. It had all of us talking about security, or the lack there of, at my job. You never know when a lunatic is going to go balistic.

It does make you think about what is important in your life.

Take care
Shadowcat

 

[Mr-Gyrus]

I know I always cringe whenever there is a shooting at a school. We live in strange days; that's for sure.

 

[Noelle]

It's bad enough that teachers don't get compensated for the job that they do....but to have to fear their students too?? I didn't excel in all my classes at the U of A either, so what was that guy thinking? So yes, the tragedy in Tucson and the recent sniper shootings confirm that life is short and no one is really safe anymore.

On a lighter note, what's everyone have planned for All Hallows Eve? I'll be passing out teeth-rotting candy to the neighborhood kiddies.

 

[Sterling]

Ill probably end up at some very exciting party... drinking myself retarded...

What else is there to do on Halloween?

 

[Mr-Gyrus]

Right on Noelle, you'll get no arguments from me. And that's also true about life; it is an amazing thing and one needs to live it to the fullest every day.

As for Halloween, I was invited to a party but I'm not sure if I'm going to go to it. It is a school night after all;-) I've got a big bowl just filled with candy that I'll probably be passing out that night. I love seeing the wee ones all dressed up. They can be so cute.

 

[slowfingers1]

Ill probably end up at some very exciting party... drinking myself retarded...

What else is there to do on Halloween?

You're so close that I'm sure that only takes a drink or two Sterling KIDDING!

Sex would be good for Halloween.. with an anon stranger with a mask on..

Glad you found Az again Noelle, Raquel suggested the email thing

Have a good evening guys and gals

Slowfingers

 

[Noelle]

Ill probably end up at some very exciting party... drinking myself retarded...

What else is there to do on Halloween?

Can any one of else really afford to get that drunk?? Just have a designated driver!

 

[OmegaSex]

Can any one of else really afford to get that drunk?? Just have a designated driver!

"Raises Hand" Bills, what bills?