Ask Azul anything!!!!!!!!

ask anything .? ok lets see .....the age old question that has stumped all of us for years .........the question that no one can agree upon ,,,,,(drum roll )




who is on first ?
 
ask anything .? ok lets see .....the age old question that has stumped all of us for years .........the question that no one can agree upon ,,,,,(drum roll )




who is on first ?

exactly.
Who is on first.
What is on second.
I don't know is on third.

My fav Abbott and Costello radio sketch.

Rivals the Marx Brothers Agreement sketch.
 
Azul, you know me, sorta anyway. Nearing-50-year-old guy in Northern PA.

I got this pick-up line sent to me tonight (name changed to protect the inn... err, I'm not naming names, 'cause I don't want to get kicked out of Lit):

xxxxxxxx said:
44 mwm...strokin my cock...and you


What's the appropriate way for me to respond to this?
 
Azul, you know me, sorta anyway. Nearing-50-year-old guy in Northern PA.

I got this pick-up line sent to me tonight (name changed to protect the inn... err, I'm not naming names, 'cause I don't want to get kicked out of Lit):




What's the appropriate way for me to respond to this?

Simple.

I would politely say, I'm a straight dude. Sorry.

I've had it before too, especially since some assume I was bisexual.
 
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