LizVegas79
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Maybe you should. You are obviously an intelligent person with many talents.
I lived in Amish country all my life. What area of the country are you in?Dr. Liz –
I regret having to share this information with you, but I have had to end my relationship with the Amish lady that I have been seeing for some time now. It’s not that my feelings for her have changed, but rather that I simply can not live an Amish life anymore. Many of the Amish followings are admirable . . . their love of family, their commitment to helping others in the community, and non-violence and pacifism.
But it’s the other elements of their life that I just could not adjust to, such as no access to public electricity, no ownership of technology (television, personal phones), and the most difficult one: the dating rules:
I mean, just how are you going to develop a meaningful relationship if you can’t even touch or kiss your intended ??? Ok, ok, so a little indiscreet happenings did take place, but she just could not risk the punishment of shunning from the community if caught.
- The Amish don’t date for fun. They always date with marriage in mind.
- To avoid sexual temptation, a strict no-touching rule is administered to unmarried couples.
- And of course, Bundling, or a man and woman lying in bed together, fully clothed, without touching, separated by a wooden board, and talking until the early hours of the morning.
So, my dilemma . . . how do I re-enter real life again? I had to give away all my “outside world” clothing when I joined the Amish community, so only have dark pants and buttonless plain shirts, no belts just suspenders, and only work boots.
Is there a “Guide to Re-Entering the Non-Amish World” ? Especially when it comes to meeting and dating unattached women.
Awaiting your always helpful and informative assistance, I am respectfully
Alone Again.
Is there a prize?Awww, someone (probably) just won Best Compliment of the Day Award!
Dr. Liz –
I regret having to share this information with you, but I have had to end my relationship with the Amish lady that I have been seeing for some time now. It’s not that my feelings for her have changed, but rather that I simply can not live an Amish life anymore. Many of the Amish followings are admirable . . . their love of family, their commitment to helping others in the community, and non-violence and pacifism.
But it’s the other elements of their life that I just could not adjust to, such as no access to public electricity, no ownership of technology (television, personal phones), and the most difficult one: the dating rules:
I mean, just how are you going to develop a meaningful relationship if you can’t even touch or kiss your intended ??? Ok, ok, so a little indiscreet happenings did take place, but she just could not risk the punishment of shunning from the community if caught.
- The Amish don’t date for fun. They always date with marriage in mind.
- To avoid sexual temptation, a strict no-touching rule is administered to unmarried couples.
- And of course, Bundling, or a man and woman lying in bed together, fully clothed, without touching, separated by a wooden board, and talking until the early hours of the morning.
So, my dilemma . . . how do I re-enter real life again? I had to give away all my “outside world” clothing when I joined the Amish community, so only have dark pants and buttonless plain shirts, no belts just suspenders, and only work boots.
Is there a “Guide to Re-Entering the Non-Amish World” ? Especially when it comes to meeting and dating unattached women.
Awaiting your always helpful and informative assistance, I am respectfully
Alone Again.
Is there a prize?
Liz.... sorry for your loss! Glad you are back.Okay, well, as some of you know a family member got sick earlier this year. She didn't get better. She passed away. Her illness was sudden and we are all still devastated.
I've been coping by picking up extra shifts at work in-between trying to pick up the pieces at home.
Some of you who grew up (semi) Catholic like me might appreciate this: I've felt guilty AF about coming back to Lit because I felt her hanging after she passed and I didn't want her to see me lusting after other women, BBC and talking about swinger parties (or even worse, old gangbang parties! ).
So, I stayed away.
I've missed many of you more than you will ever know. But I just want to share how much I appreciated knowing that you were all here happy and safe.
Don't take anything, OR ANYONE, in your life for granted.
The present is a gift. It's easy to forget that sometimes. Especially when we're having fun. Especially when we're having naughty fun LOL. But it's true.
Love, laugh and enjoy,
Lizzie
That's absolutely fantastic advice, only just discovered your office hour Ms Doctor but I shall follow it slavishly from here onDear Re-Entry Guy,
So I'm curious. How hard did it get for you being in such a strict, no-touching allowed environment?
And btw, did that involve a strict, no SELF touching rule also?
Sounds to me like it must have been a very hard situation for a guy like you, or any guy really, to be in.
Like, on a scale of 1 to 10 where, 1 is say, hard but still fleshy and 5 is say, granite and it goes up 5 more from there, where are you on that scale in terms of how hard it got for you? I need to know in order to properly understand your condition and come up with a recommendation for relief.
I imagine it's probably even harder if you've already left the community and are already at sea in our regular world of hyper charged sexuality!!!
Poor baby. If you had any means of transportation I would strongly recommend making a beeline for my clinic where you could be in the capable hands of either myself or one of my always eager to help in really hard situations assistants.
Unfortunately there is not a “Guide to Re-Entering the Non-Amish World” as far as I know.
(However, do check www.lizvegaspublishingcompany.com in a week or two just to make sure!)
In the meantime, whether you've already left the Amish community, or still planning for your exit, there are a few things I can recommend.
Let me add, that these recommendations are for anyone who finds themselves alone and without resources in our modern society:
#1 - Get to the nearest public library and sign-up ASAP for internet access on one of their free computers.
#2 - Create a OnlyFans account and a PayPal account and a GoFundMe account.
#3 - Use the free resources at the library and take several digital pictures of yourself in various poses in whatever you are wearing. In your case Investor, your beltless, buttonless shirt, black pants, suspenders and work boots. If you kept your little white straw hat be sure and wear it in the photos too! Be sure to take at least half a dozen pictures of yourself in a few different (somewhat to very) suggestive poses. These can be either fully or partially clothed, whatever you're comfortable with.
#4 - Load those pictures onto your OnlyFans account and create a paywall between your first, slightly suggestive pic of yourself and the other more suggestive pics. #5 - Use the first pic to create a profile briefly explaining how hard living the Amish lifestyle was for you and how you are interested in exploring living "other lifestyles" and "exploring new options". It's important to make sure that you use the words 'lifestyle' and 'options' several times in your bio in order to convey that you are "open to alternate lifestyles". (Be sure to include that and other phrasing along those lines just to be clear to your soon-to-be-New Fans.
#5 - Mention the availability of your more suggestive pictures and make vague but pleasant sounding promises about what you are willing to do for money. Don't be afraid to push your boundaries a little bit. You don't have to say or do anything that you're uncomfortable with. However, do remember that you are in a somewhat desperate situation at the moment.
#6 - Wait for the $$$ to start rolling in. (trust me, there are all kinds of people out there into ALL kinds of things!)
#7 - If you're time at the library expires or they start closing before any money comes in, leave the library and hitch-hike somewhere nearby. Don't go too far away from the library because you'll need to go back and check on your three new accounts that you set up. It doesn't matter where you go - five or ten blocks is recommended at first.
#8 - After you meet someone hitch-hiking, ask them for food and if they know of anywhere you can stay for free that night. If they are reluctant to help you at first, tell them about the "hard situation" you find yourself in and how "desperate" you are. This usually helps.
#9 - After you escape from being tied up, hitch-hike back to the library to check your accounts. If it's only been a day or two, don't be disappointed if there's not much in your new PayPal account yet. You may have to repeat Steps 7 and 8 a couple more times. But, if it's been a few days or weeks, don't be surprised if you're surprised by HOW MUCH MONEY is in there!!!
#10 - WOO-HOO! Your re-entry path is now much easier that you have some money!!! Your Re-Entry Path now enters PHASE TWO. (advance copies available now!!)
Keep us updated Investor2020!!
- Dr. "Maybe Publishing Isn't Dead" Liz
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