Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[clistenovena]

Well as far as the TP goes.. and I don't want to be a tattle tale or anything... but I saw Nova take about 20 rolls of TP out of the RV the other day and put them in her car. Someone told me she's selling them for a $100.00 a roll. You didn't hear that from me though.

I told Nova to take some of our extra TP and sell it out by the highway. It was actually Tan's idea to make a little getaway cash to cover our other supplies.

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Ha, JJ! Take that, you cute, adorable brat!

"Tattletale!"

Hey, don't feel too upset. I bribed Liz with tanning oil and a licked kitty.

And Tan is taking us on a RV road trip?!?!?! Slumber party time!!

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[LizVegas79]

Ha, JJ! Take that, you cute, adorable brat!



Hey, don't feel too upset. I bribed Liz with tanning oil and a licked kitty.

And Tan is taking us on a RV road trip?!?!?! Slumber party time!!

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I remember it more as a trick than a bribe.

"Oh my gosh Lizzie, it looks like you're burning. Would you like me to apply some tanning oil on you in a completely professional and non-sexual way in order not to compromise the boundaries of our employer/employee relationship or infringe on the sanctity of your marriage?"

"Umm, sure Nova. Thanks. That would be great."

"It looks like you're getting a little bit of a tan line on your hip. Maybe you should untie your string bikini for me so that I can apply some oil in that area too. Oh dang! A gust of wind just blew away your bikini bottoms and I just remembered I haven't taken my lunch break yet."

"Oh don't worry about it, Nova. No one else is around to care if I do a little nude sunbathing and read the bible up here on the roof of our RV. I can apply my own tanning oil. Take your lunch break. Bon appetite! ... OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!"

I can't remember though, was the slumber party your idea or Tan's?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I remember it more as a trick than a bribe.

"Oh my gosh Lizzie, it looks like you're burning. Would you like me to apply some tanning oil on you in a completely professional and non-sexual way in order not to compromise the boundaries of our employer/employee relationship or infringe on the sanctity of your marriage?"

"Umm, sure Nova. Thanks. That would be great."

"It looks like you're getting a little bit of a tan line on your hip. Maybe you should untie your string bikini for me so that I can apply some oil in that area too. Oh dang! A gust of wind just blew away your bikini bottoms and I just remembered I haven't taken my lunch break yet."

"Oh don't worry about it, Nova. No one else is around to care if I do a little nude sunbathing and read the bible up here on the roof of our RV. I can apply my own tanning oil. Take your lunch break. Bon appetite! ... OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!"

I can't remember though, was the slumber party your idea or Tan's?

I did extensive research on Oil Wrestling. EXTENSIVE. I simply thought the Slumber Party would keep Health Insurance and Worker's Comp down (Chicks either get viscous or um, cuddly.) I said it was extensive research, right? I figured, why not accentuate the positive.

Oh, if you need any help with suntan lotion, coconut oil or aloe, I have experience. I lubed the RV and the Mini.

 

[LizVegas79]

ATTENTION ALL PATIENTS

IN LIGHT OF ALL THE SENSIBLE SELF-QUARANTING GOING ON
AND AN "ACCREDITATION SEMINAR" I ATTENDED THIS PAST WEEKEND
WE ARE OFFICIALLY EXPANDING OUR PSYCHO-SEXUAL THERAPY SERVICES
TO INCLUDE ADVICE ON SWINGING, SWING CLUBS AND SIMILAR ACTIVITIES

- The (No Longer Frustrated) Management​

 

[JerseyJade]

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Ha, JJ! Take that, you cute, adorable brat!

Lol

That's okay. We both know that YOU were always Liz's favorite.

Brat!

 

[JerseyJade]

No worries. I'm hoarding TP, whisky and TicTacs. As for Nova: We have to pay for RV gas somehow.

Yay! Tic Tacs!

I'm going to need quite a few of them if I'm going on this trip.

 

[investor]

Dr. Lliz -

Just curious, but if I showed up at the clinic or the WTR with a Costco pack of Charmin Ultra Soft to offer gratis to your staff (acquired the first week of January in routine purchases, NOT as a hoarder!), how might I be received?

signed,

anonymous benefactor

 

[LizVegas79]

I did extensive research on Oil Wrestling. EXTENSIVE. I simply thought the Slumber Party would keep Health Insurance and Worker's Comp down (Chicks either get viscous or um, cuddly.) I said it was extensive research, right? I figured, why not accentuate the positive.

Oh, if you need any help with suntan lotion, coconut oil or aloe, I have experience. I lubed the RV and the Mini.

Love that you're always looking out for us TAN!!!

I'll keep you in mind for the next oil job. Do you do feet btw?

Lol

That's okay. We both know that YOU were always Liz's favorite.

Brat!

JJ - I'm shocked. SHOCKED I tell you!

You know I don't play favorites.

I just put qualified individuals in positions to succeed and let them decide who wants it more.

Oh sure I might dangle a few carrots, or several Benjamin's, in front of them to properly motivate them but that's just because I ... ummm ... well, I ... because ... oh thank god! I'm getting a phone call.

- Doctor "Always 100% Neutral" Liz

Dr. Lliz -

Just curious, but if I showed up at the clinic or the WTR with a Costco pack of Charmin Ultra Soft to offer gratis to your staff (acquired the first week of January in routine purchases, NOT as a hoarder!), how might I be received?

signed,

anonymous benefactor

Dear Cute, Shameless Ass Kisser,

Well, as much as I hate being taken advantage of, one, or all of us would line up for you and let you kiss our ass for as long as you like for that Costco pack of Charmin Ultra Soft.

You wouldn't even have to choose. We'd let you kiss all three of our asses as much as you like and we'll even pretend to get jealous if your linger on one more than the other two.

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You could even take one into an Exam Room, or the WTR, to finalize your negotiations.

Or just join us in our company hot tub if you think you'd be up for three spins

- Doctor "Our Butts Are Already Ultra Soft But It Doesn't Hurt To Make Sure" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

NOTICE:

Just so everyone is aware
while JJ, Nova, Tan and myself
are away on our research field trip
our offices are still open
and our Reception Area
is being sanitized regularly
by our very qualified Temp Staff
who, btw, will sanitize other things
for 50% off our regular pricing.​

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So if you've got a problem or have a question book an appointment and ask away!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Love that you're always looking out for us TAN!!!

I'll keep you in mind for the next oil job. Do you do feet btw?

Dear Doc:

Of course I "do feet". I think a Taco Therapy treatment for my Foot Fetish was one of the first things I came here for. The treatment was 100% successful*

Signed

Mr Lube.

*PS. Yep, I am at least 100% more addicted than I was before.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

NOTICE:

Just so everyone is aware
while JJ, Nova, Tan and myself
are away on our research field trip
our offices are still open
and our Reception Area
is being sanitized regularly
by our very qualified Temp Staff
who, btw, will sanitize other things
for 50% off our regular pricing.​

https://cdn08.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2020/03/86856/bdsmlr-86856-5aoJtCicFE.gif

So if you've got a problem or have a question book an appointment and ask away!

She should probably sanitize the RV before we leave. I volunteer to show her what needs to be cleaned.

And how fast.

And how many times.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doc:

Of course I "do feet". I think a Taco Therapy treatment for my Foot Fetish was one of the first things I came here for. The treatment was 100% successful*

Signed

Mr Lube.

*PS. Yep, I am at least 100% more addicted than I was before.

Well it's like I always say, Most of our best customers work here!

She should probably sanitize the RV before we leave. I volunteer to show her what needs to be cleaned.

And how fast.

And how many times.

I just sent her an email and told her to do anything you say because I do want the RV and everything (and everyone ) in it clean from top to bottom for our trip.

Between you and me though, she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I'm not saying she's dumb but you may have to supervise her a little (or a lot) in the beginning.

Also, she's only 22 and she sort of has a discipline problem so you may have to be firm with her in the beginning to let her know who's boss.

I know I was and well, let's just say I'm very happy with the respect she shows me now.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well it's like I always say, Most of our best customers work here!





I just sent her an email and told her to do anything you say because I do want the RV and everything (and everyone ) in it clean from top to bottom for our trip.

Between you and me though, she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I'm not saying she's dumb but you may have to supervise her a little (or a lot) in the beginning.

Also, she's only 22 and she sort of has a discipline problem so you may have to be firm with her in the beginning to let her know who's boss.

I know I was and well, let's just say I'm very happy with the respect she shows me now.

Understood. My marching orders are:

1. Tell the Sanitizer Girl everything I want her to do.

2. Make sure she knows how to sanitize all passengers on the RV (So, "take her for a spin" then?)

3. Watch every move the Sanitizer Girl makes, in detail.

4. Firmly discipline the Sanitizer Girl. (Um, "open hand"?) Make sure she knows "who's the boss". (Um, you, right Doc? I'll be your, let's say "Right Hand").

Gotcha.

Signed,

Sanitizer Girl Trainer-in-Chief


PS., Apropos of nothing, I managed to get a gallon of bubble bath for the hot tub.

 

[LizVegas79]

Understood. My marching orders are:

1. Tell the Sanitizer Girl everything I want her to do.

2. Make sure she knows how to sanitize all passengers on the RV (So, "take her for a spin" then?)

3. Watch every move the Sanitizer Girl makes, in detail.

4. Firmly discipline the Sanitizer Girl. (Um, "open hand"?) Make sure she knows "who's the boss". (Um, you, right Doc? I'll be your, let's say "Right Hand").

Gotcha.

Signed,

Sanitizer Girl Trainer-in-Chief


PS., Apropos of nothing, I managed to get a gallon of bubble bath for the hot tub.

You're the best TAN!

I hate to do this to you right before we leave for our trip but I decided to hire another temp because I have a feeling the clinic's going to get busy while I'm away.

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Her name's Ashley and I just taught her how to sanitize the Reception Area, the WTR and of course the Exam Rooms but is there anyway I can talk you into taking another protege under your wing?

I'm really over a barrel on this one as they say. I'll pretty much agree to anything. I'll even let you sleep with JJ and Nova and me on our trip if you want. Heck, we'll even do some of the driving in case you're a little tired after ... you know, all this training I'm asking you to do for me.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

You're the best TAN!

I hate to do this to you right before we leave for our trip but I decided to hire another temp because I have a feeling the clinic's going to get busy while I'm away.

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Her name's Ashley and I just taught her how to sanitize the Reception Area, the WTR and of course the Exam Rooms but is there anyway I can talk you into taking another protege under your wing?

I'm really over a barrel on this one as they say. I'll pretty much agree to anything. I'll even let you sleep with JJ and Nova and me on our trip if you want. Heck, we'll even do some of the driving in case you're a little tired after ... you know, all this training I'm asking you to do for me.

Put Ashley over a barrel. Okay. I can do that.

Sorry, I was thinking about that big bed in the RV.

Sure I can train her as well.

Can I get her to help clean the garage as well?

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[Knoturnal]

This is a continuation of my very first thread Ask Doctor Liz. Please feel free to go back and visit it, laugh or share any thoughts on here you have about it.

It was a fun and wildly unpredictable ride thru the psyche of all the Litsters that played along. I sincerely feel like I helped some people. I always tried to be straight forward and honest with my advice. I may have lost or been a little mean to a patient or two along the way but sexual psycho-therapy is an inexact science at best LOL

We may (or may not lol) have gone on a retreat, we invented (and perfected) Taco Therapy, we caused a few boners, we cured LOTS AND LOTS of boners (based on all the PM's me and JJ and Nova got!), and we have solved the great Hummingbird Feather Mystery, among many other adventures.

Since I joined Lit I've shared a lot of my messed up past and also my more "well-adjusted" happy life now. I've made a lot of friends and a lot of acquaintances on here. Aside from the daily cock pics and graphic PM's describing what some of you would like to do to me, I've made a real connection with some of you and a passing connection with a few lurkers.

I love those of you who I chat with about our problems and insecurities, doubts and hiccups in life. This thread is in NO WAY meant to replace that connection.

However, during a naughty role play where I was a dom-bitch psychiatrist (imagine that! big stretch, huh? ) for a submissive slave toy, I got the idea to start this thread. It took off, we passed 5,000 posts, so I've decided to continue it. I hope all of you will play along again.

I invite men and women to ask me questions or present a problem and ask me for advice. (remember I'm bi too, so ask anything you want ).

It can be any sexual question, situation, problem, or scenario you want. It can be as serious or silly as you wish.

If others want to answer too, feel free! I welcome different opinions. However, if you want to be one of my certified taco therapy specialists you have to pass my rigorous interview first

I don't know whether this will continue to be popular or not but I sure hope so!

At least for now though, Doctor Liz is listening ....

I always thought your legs were longer mmmmm

 

[fisherfella]

Good morning Doctor.
What type of method is best to remove "Corona Zombies" from a front porch?

 

[LizVegas79]

For everyone's information we're all out of surgical masks (they were never good for business anyways).

I donated all the ones we had to our local ER and told them they do not need to put my name on a plaque or erect a cute statue of me or anything like that.

(could someone follow up with them please and make sure they know I was totally lying of course? )

But now for the good news! We've got tons of tissues, baby oil and wet wipes!

 

[LizVegas79]

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Have any of the guys who recently ... sampled my elixir ... caught the coronavirus?

No.

Does that me I discovered a cure for the coronavirus? Well, yeah, I guess maybe.

I appreciate all you wonderful volunteers signing up for the next round of vigorous and exhaustive testing.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

For everyone's information we're all out of surgical masks (they were never good for business anyways).

I donated all the ones we had to our local ER and told them they do not need to put my name on a plaque or erect a cute statue of me or anything like that.

(could someone follow up with them please and make sure they know I was totally lying of course? )

But now for the good news! We've got tons of tissues, baby oil and wet wipes!

Got the statue. I'm gonna hang on to it for now, I don't want it to be molested (by anyone else)

I think they really captured the essence of Dr. Liz"

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Have any of the guys who recently ... sampled my elixir ... caught the coronavirus?

No.

Does that me I discovered a cure for the coronavirus? Well, yeah, I guess maybe.

I appreciate all you wonderful volunteers signing up for the next round of vigorous and exhaustive testing.

Sign me up. As you know, I will do anything for science. I would like to participate in the double blind trial. That's where I'm blindfolded and receive treatment from various therapists and try and guess who it is by taste and feel.

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[clistenovena]

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This so should, at some point in time, be reality.

Ahh. It's good to dream.

 

[clistenovena]

Got the statue. I'm gonna hang on to it for now, I don't want it to be molested (by anyone else)

I think they really captured the essence of Dr. Liz"

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Awesome statues, Tan!! Well chosen.

(Psst. Can I borrow it for just a bit? I promise I'll keep it real close and bring it back all shiny.)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Awesome statues, Tan!! Well chosen.

(Psst. Can I borrow it for just a bit? I promise I'll keep it real close and bring it back all shiny.)

I'd be happy to bring it to you AND help you um, polish it. (The boobs and butt are pretty shiny already).

 

[LizVegas79]

Got the statue. I'm gonna hang on to it for now, I don't want it to be molested (by anyone else)

I think they really captured the essence of Dr. Liz"

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Ooooo! I LOVE THEM!

They're a really good likeness too!

Awesome statues, Tan!! Well chosen.

(Psst. Can I borrow it for just a bit? I promise I'll keep it real close and bring it back all shiny.)

Glad you noticed Nova. I definitely thought they could be more shiny too.

I'd be happy to bring it to you AND help you um, polish it. (The boobs and butt are pretty shiny already).

When you're both done polishing my statues (which really, you shouldn't have! I said I didn't want a fuss! ) please report to my office for special medicinal gummy bears and personalized thank you's

 

[profindis]

It is well sculpted.