Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[JerseyJade]

That's okay. I'll have it on my mind for you! What we do for our besties, right?

Besties's 4 Ever!

Although I still haven't forgotten the time when you stole MY Antonio and his 6 shirtless brothers from me one night so you could have your way with them. SLUT!

Isn't it wonderful? JJ had a baby! I'm so, so, SOOO happy for her.
(and that she told the rest of you because I was literally busting trying to keep the secret!! LOL)

Lol

You did good, Liz! Sorry 'bout that. I announced it as soon as I could.

"
Also, call JJ and tell her her maternity leave is temporarily cancelled! We've got a all hands on deck emergency here!"

WTF???

 

[LizVegas79]

WTF???

No, it's okay sweetie. Nova and I have things well in hand and (almost) under control. Take as long as you need or want.

Besties
4 Ever!​

 

[JerseyJade]

No, it's okay sweetie. Nova and I have things well in hand and (almost) under control. Take as long as you need or want.

Besties
4 Ever!​

Well it looks like it's going to take a little more than hands to take care of his problem. That's okay, I got this. I've been dying to suck on something anyway and he looks absolutely yummy! Mmmmm!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn.milffox.com/milffox/t/1/772/ad2aea3bbd1050e84e2a0f0b9fdeea1d.jpg

"Okay, here's my initial diagnosis: This thing you have for Asian girls is a big problem for them. They keep breaking up with you after your third date not because you're objectifying them but because, well, you've got quite the thing for Asian girls.

Quite the thing indeed.

But, the good news is now your problem and their problem is now our problem!

Nova, get that cute black bob wig I got you for your birthday last year and put it on. Also how's your slutty Asian fuck toy accent these days? Please tell our new customer that you like to make boom-boom happy long times."

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz -

Before the "All Hands . . . " order is followed, make sure of the circumstances . . . there have been instances of misconstrued activity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvky-9GR9uU

 

[LizVegas79]

Well it looks like it's going to take a little more than hands to take care of his problem. That's okay, I got this. I've been dying to suck on something anyway and he looks absolutely yummy! Mmmmm!

Well, we COULD really use your, umm, special talent in this area. Nova and I just can't seem to keep the swelling down! It goes away and then we turn around and bam! it's right back up again!

We're exhausted and the evening rush hasn't even started yet!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz -

Before the "All Hands . . . " order is followed, make sure of the circumstances . . . there have been instances of misconstrued activity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvky-9GR9uU

Great advice! We'll be careful. We're professionals, remember?

 

[LizVegas79]

*Wanders in*

Hello. Doctor Liz?

My girlfriend (who is not on this site) is a very lovely and responsive lover... however she has a couple of things that would make our relationship better.

One, is she gets very jealous with me even just talking with other women, and second she's not quite as adventurous as I would perhaps like her to be, sexually speaking.

Any advice would be appreciated!

-LL

Dear Walked In With A Boner,

What do you mean she's not "adventurous" - what would you like her to be open too that she isn't?

Doctor "Helping You Achieve More Abundance" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doctor Liz,

She's not adventurous in the sense of exploring the more femdom aspects of sexual intercourse.... she'll spank and be playful... but that's about it... and I'd really like to broach the subject of taboo roleplay, but she seems a bit uncomfortable with it.

Hmm, I would suggest you get her a Naughty Cop or Naughty Wonder Woman costume for Halloween this year and a Prisoner costume for you.

Or, if you can't wait that long, for her birthday.

Or, just make up a day and tell her it's Appreciate A Cop Day or something like that.

Also sure to make her mad in some small way. like instead of getting her favorite brand of something get her the generic brand or something else entirely. (like if she likes Coke have orange soda (gross!) in your refrigerator instead).

Shoes are also a great way to show her that you love her and want her to be a little special mean to her. Especially if she's tall get her something with at least a 4" but preferably 5-6" heel so that she's taller than you. Sometimes a woman doesn't realize the true power she has over men until she's taller than you.

Then watch out!

Please keep us updated. Therapy is an ongoing process you know

Doctor "Yes You Need More Therapy! Duh!" Liz

 

[BrainTeez]

..... If you lick my kitty then I'm licking yours. It's only fair. Plus, I make the rules

Simultaneously or reciprocally ? .... Will there be live streaming ? .... Here, kitty kitty .... Why do I all of a sudden have a craving for Tacos ?

 

[BrainTeez]

Mmm. I like a good tease now and again.

I was going to send a PM to tell you my area code, but that's no fun. Just come over here...I'll whisper it to you.

Nova,

Personally, I like the thought of you being close enough to me for me to feel your breath on my ear .... to feel the softness of your neck, just below your ear .... does that sound like fun ?

Brain "Impatiently Waiting for Nova's Call" Teez

P.S. just think ... it might not even be a long distance call !

 

[BrainTeez]

One, I hear that's a beautiful city. And two, lucky slut.

I'm so touched .... thank you Nova ! ..... now that you've set your hook, just reel me in Darling ....

Brain "Resistance is Futile" Teez

 

[LizVegas79]

Okay, so I uh, liberated with twenty-seven autographed copies of "Behind the Green Door" from the Video store. Evidently there is a market for such things. I traded them for this:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3Bb8RjpdljxEDsi-N9Y6yQ4Ps_AHfOPpnlr66493PaWjh6TfLtw&s

Can I re-open the motor pool? (I mean if you're gonna ride, ride in style, eh?).

Then we can talk about my problems. But after Christmas. Can't wait for the first Taco Tuesday.

Signed,

Greasy but Grateful

PS: you can pay me in Taco Therapy for now...

I feel like being taken on a drive tonight!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I feel like being taken on a drive tonight!

I'll get her waxed and lubed. Any idea where? How many?

 

[clistenovena]

"Whoa, I think I see your problem.

https://cdn.milffox.com/milffox/t/1/772/ad2aea3bbd1050e84e2a0f0b9fdeea1d.jpg

Umm, Nova? Could you please join me in Exam Room #1 for a patient consult? And I mean STAT okay?

Also, call JJ and tell her her maternity leave is temporarily cancelled! We've got a all hands on deck emergency here!"

HMFSB! ! Liz called a STAT! I'm on my way!!

https://media.tenor.com/images/0820ec3f3a39a2e9373a5635d57bfca2/tenor.gif

 

[clistenovena]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/60/af/df/60afdf2b8d4371e7ba52bab5ef80719f--sexy-coffee-coffee-girl.jpg

"What? There are a bunch of cute guys in the Reception Area with sexual problems?
But I haven't finished my coffee yet. Fine, start sending them in. I'll handle them one by one."

Great. Now the Reception Area's going to need a serious, deep cleaning. Liz and all her deliciousness. Aaaaand guess who'll get stuck with that job? Not the cutie pie who just had her cutie baby. Nor will it be the sexy Boss Lady who is doing everybody back in the WTR. Nope, it's gonna be me. Damn.

Oh, well. Best get out there and get it done. Those stains won't clean themselves.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/FFhEA9O6Dzm0g/giphy.gif

 

[clistenovena]

I'll get her waxed and lubed. Any idea where? How many?

She'll go anywhere. And you can't have too many. Never enough for Liz (and she calles me a slut).

 

[clistenovena]

I'm so touched .... thank you Nova ! ..... now that you've set your hook, just reel me in Darling ....

Brain "Resistance is Futile" Teez

Fishing puns. My fave!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/7c/2f/e87c2f9c79baac8a65ffe4486c0f5242.jpg

 

[clistenovena]

Well it looks like it's going to take a little more than hands to take care of his problem. That's okay, I got this. I've been dying to suck on something anyway and he looks absolutely yummy! Mmmmm!

You've recovered nicely.

 

[LizVegas79]

I'll get her waxed and lubed. Any idea where? How many?

I'm already waxed sweetie. But if you feel like lubing me up a little before we get started that would be nice.

HMFSB! ! Liz called a STAT! I'm on my way!!

https://media.tenor.com/images/0820ec3f3a39a2e9373a5635d57bfca2/tenor.gif

I love how dedicated you are to our healing mission Nova

Great. Now the Reception Area's going to need a serious, deep cleaning. Liz and all her deliciousness. Aaaaand guess who'll get stuck with that job? Not the cutie pie who just had her cutie baby. Nor will it be the sexy Boss Lady who is doing everybody back in the WTR. Nope, it's gonna be me. Damn.

Oh, well. Best get out there and get it done. Those stains won't clean themselves.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/FFhEA9O6Dzm0g/giphy.gif

Hmm, I'm guessing that outfit's going to get a few stains on it while you're pulling your hose down for all the guys in the Waiting Room so you might as well raid petty cash for the dry cleaning bill while you can still walk, sweetie.

Fishing puns. My fave!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/7c/2f/e87c2f9c79baac8a65ffe4486c0f5242.jpg

Oh really? Are they? Then why don't you come into my office and perch your cute little self on my desk and tell me how much we made from your master baiting seminar in the Waiting Room yesterday?

 

[clistenovena]

Hmm, I'm guessing that outfit's going to get a few stains on it while you're pulling your hose down for all the guys in the Waiting Room so you might as well raid petty cash for the dry cleaning bill while you can still walk, sweetie.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SmugSickIrishwaterspaniel-size_restricted.gif

Too late for that.

Oh really? Are they? Then why don't you come into my office and perch your cute little self on my desk and tell me how much we made from your master baiting seminar in the Waiting Room yesterday?

Absolutely brilliant. I'd give you a standing ovation...if I could stand. You really whipped those waiting room guys into a frenzy!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/335be66cc08e173c6dd16428fe8cb192/9a0cae901b8abfac-04/s500x750/90e6944f9ab65c0d5151162da92b6ea725b4471b.jpg

I know it's been a long day, Nova. But I just need you to go back out in the Waiting Room
for me and check to see if any of JJ's regular patients are here and if any of them are, you know,
a little backed up, okay sweetie? There. Now you look all pretty again. Hurry so we can go grab a drink
together. Taan's driving and I'm buying. IF you do a good job and don't get too messy out there.

 

[smtst5]

Dr Liz,

I’m hearing that gatherings of 250 or more people are being frowned upon due to the Corona virus. Have you instituted any crowd control rules in your clinics waiting room to comply with these new recommendations?

Sincerely,

Tequila fan

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz,

I’m hearing that gatherings of 250 or more people are being frowned upon due to the Corona virus. Have you instituted any crowd control rules in your clinics waiting room to comply with these new recommendations?

Sincerely,

Tequila fan

Dear Tequila Fan,

Nope. We're open for business business as usual!

Our waiting room only holds about fifty people though so it's totally safe to stop by even if there's a line.

Doctor "I (Usually) Draw The Line Way Before 250" Liz

 

[BrainTeez]

Fishing puns. My fave!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/7c/2f/e87c2f9c79baac8a65ffe4486c0f5242.jpg

Oh really? Are they? Then why don't you come into my office and perch your cute little self on my desk and tell me how much we made from your master baiting seminar in the Waiting Room yesterday?

Very punny Nova and Lizzie ! .... I can't possibly do better .... I tip my hat to you both