Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

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Dr. Liz,

Do I understand correctly that when your clinic reopens post virus, that this is the recommended staff uniform for casual or Fishnet Fridays? (with the proper heels, of course )

And can standing (or sitting, or prone for that matter) appointments be made?

Signed,

Returning Patient

Dear Returning Patient,

You understand correctly.

And I'm happy to offer generous Back In Business Discounts for:

Standing
Sitting
or, Prone

services. And we're adding 15-minutes to all standard appointments because no doubt most of our patients are going to be more than a little backed up and a perhaps a little eager to "express" their gratitude at first. But no doubt you're all going to have a lot to "talk" about so we're adding 15 minutes to give you a chance to get it all out of your system.

Doctor "Two-fer Tuesdays Are All Week in May" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

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So this will be one of my post-coronavirus lockdown outfits (the pleather one already has over
two dozen booked appointments and I've already spent the deposit money on new shoes so....)

and this one will be Nova's ...

https://i.imgur.com/UVkXHUal.jpg

(despite the surprisingly restrained/trying to pretend they didn't already
juice their pants enthusiasm for it by some of our regular patients ).


JJ do you want to pick out your own post-coronavirus lockdown outfit
or would you rather just pick one out of our Special Request Closet?

 

[clistenovena]

JJ do you want to pick out your own post-coronavirus lockdown outfit
or would you rather just pick one out of our Special Request Closet?

She already sneaks in the closet for rides on the sybbie. She can pick something out while she's there.

 

[clistenovena]

Agreed. As long as we're using plenty of the aforementioned soap and water, along with working together, proper doesn't even need to be a part of it

Ooo! I do agree that proper has no place in that kind of together.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ do you want to pick out your own post-coronavirus lockdown outfit
or would you rather just pick one out of our Special Request Closet?

What's the matter with my post-coronavirus lockdown outfit I'm wearing now?

 

[JerseyJade]

She already sneaks in the closet for rides on the sybbie. She can pick something out while she's there.

 

[QuietCanadian]

What's the matter with my post-coronavirus lockdown outfit I'm wearing now?

Upon first glance, nothing at all.

 

[LizVegas79]

What's the matter with my post-coronavirus lockdown outfit I'm wearing now?

Works for me!

I'm all for anything that helps cut down on our dry cleaning expenses.

That outfit will definitely boost our bottom line - no doubt in more ways than one!

 

[clistenovena]

JJ, you'd have done the very same for me.

Works for me!

That outfit will definitely boost our bottom line - no doubt in more ways than one!

Liz, I was thinking the very same!

 

[LizVegas79]

Liz, I was thinking the very same!

You were?

That's so strange because according to my records you're the second biggest reason
why the owner of the dry cleaners that we use drives a Jag, Miss I Only Wear Silk or
Satin Dresses To Work On Days That End In Y.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, you'd have done the very same for me.

Why I NEVER!

Well okay... there might have been that ONE time... or was it two...

Three????

You were?

That's so strange because according to my records you're the second biggest reason
why the owner of the dry cleaners that we use drives a Jag, Miss I Only Wear Silk or
Satin Dresses To Work On Days That End In Y.

And let's not forget holidays!

 

[LupineOne]

Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Mister Happy.
Happy Birthday - ooopsie! - to you

Oh, Liz. This is more than a happy birthday. This is a birthday plus all the holidays of the year!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I just had a private, closed doors meeting with our Governor.

Guess what? Turns out I was right, we ARE an essential business.

What do you think? Back to regular business hours tomorrow?"


- Doctor "We Open At Noon" Liz

 

[clistenovena]

You were?

That's so strange because according to my records you're the second biggest reason
why the owner of the dry cleaners that we use drives a Jag, Miss I Only Wear Silk or
Satin Dresses To Work On Days That End In Y.

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.EykCIAn3RF3wORRif3MAAwHaLH&pid=15.1

I wondered why the dry cleaner was smiling so much when I went by earlier today.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.EykCIAn3RF3wORRif3MAAwHaLH&pid=15.1

I wondered why the dry cleaner was smiling so much when I went by earlier today.

She was quarantining at her house in the Bahamas but I'm sure she was
happy to see so many cum-stained dresses waiting for her when she got back!

 

[base10]

Works for me!

I'm all for anything that helps cut down on our dry cleaning expenses.

That outfit will definitely boost our bottom line - no doubt in more ways than one!

Who's had any dry cleaning expenses lately.

I did laundry today and realized I didn't wear anything all week that even needed to be hanged up

 

[LizVegas79]

Who's had any dry cleaning expenses lately.

I did laundry today and realized I didn't wear anything all week that even needed to be hanged up

I'm not going to admit that you're not the only one.

(but you're totally not the only one )

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

What's the matter with my post-coronavirus lockdown outfit I'm wearing now?

Almost perfect.

 

[JerseyJade]

Almost perfect.

There! Is that better?

 

[clistenovena]

There! Is that better?

https://media.tenor.com/images/1c80b1031396a7d22afef6c44b41ff02/tenor.gif

 

[CatCrazed]

No Toys, Not Necessarily a Problem...

Dear Doctor Liz,

I sincerely appreciate your clinic being open during these Quarantimes. I live in a household with my conservative, and very religious parents and roommate. That being said, I do not own any sex toys. However, I am looking to move out...well when the world returns to a more normal state. When I do get a place of my own that actually contains privacy (and the ability to make noise whilst engaged in play) I would like to get a toy or two. I am quite frugal, so I don't want to just go willy-nilly with buying something that I will end up not using/liking. I am hoping you can give me some advice as to some favorites of yours and your other clients.

Much Moisture,

-Catwoman =^-^=

 

[clistenovena]

Who's had any dry cleaning expenses lately.

I did laundry today and realized I didn't wear anything all week that even needed to be hanged up

Like Liz said, you are definitely not the only one.

And I'd like to say I'm rocking stay-at-home wear like this...

https://ud-dx.jp/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/5ec2f2d4065b9ced750e9240874f0cb5.jpg



...but honestly, it's more like this.

https://i.imgur.com/wl4lcJom.jpg

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

There! Is that better?

Um, I was going to suggest that your arm will get tired like that.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Like Liz said, you are definitely not the only one.

And I'd like to say I'm rocking stay-at-home wear like this...

https://ud-dx.jp/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/5ec2f2d4065b9ced750e9240874f0cb5.jpg



...but honestly, it's more like this.

https://i.imgur.com/wl4lcJom.jpg

Camouflage can only do so much. I suspect it isn't working.

 

[clistenovena]

Camouflage can only do so much. I suspect it isn't working.

Maybe this will work.