Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Hey! I didn't know you had a camera in there.



I want that purple-y one there in the middle.

Tan and Investor hid cameras all over the office. I can't be held responsible

The purple-y one was my fave too so we're going to have to order two rounds of all of them so that you and I can each have the purple one. Now if only we could find some volunteers to drink the other ones so that they don't go to waste. Anyone thirsty?

Is this part of the treatment process or mandatory hygiene for all employees? Asking for another...

https://66.media.tumblr.com/8a9a98156e68d55a879ee2835b97b6bf/5bf5d5091c8818c1-d4/s400x600/7be1d1381294a6e68939be98b505949e9fff15f7.gifv

What can I say? I guess I'm just a demanding OCD bitch for a boss.

But I just don't think handwashing between customers is enough.

I want all my girls to be safe so I added an additional mandatory safety protocol.

We can't service as many patients per hour but safety first right?

I suppose I could hire a few more therapists though. Hmmm, maybe an alabaster skin redhead?

 

[FranklyFrank]

What can I say? I guess I'm just a demanding OCD bitch for a boss.

But I just don't think handwashing between customers is enough.

I want all my girls to be safe so I added an additional mandatory safety protocol.

We can't service as many patients per hour but safety first right?

I suppose I could hire a few more therapists though. Hmmm, maybe an alabaster skin redhead?

Oh I just think you are a boss that just doesn't settle for anything but the best for your patients and your girls...you should puff out your chest and be proud of that...oh wait...that last part may have just been beneficial to me.

I really need to make an appointment as soon as your office is in full shwing.

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh I just think you are a boss that just doesn't settle for anything but the best for your patients and your girls...you should puff out your chest and be proud of that...oh wait...that last part may have just been beneficial to me.

I really need to make an appointment as soon as your office is in full shwing.

We're actually an essential business sweetie so you can make an appointment anytime you like.

But do call first, we're exhausted from all daily deep cleanings

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d6/c8/45/d6c8454aabe180c81a6e00e17daf5092.jpg

 

[LizVegas79]

It's been brought to my attention that all these quarantines may have caused some of our best patients (horny guys looking for true love lol) to have found new forms of entertainment - namely fantasy video role playing games.

What do you all think of a new advertising campaign built around a couple of images like this:

https://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbseg/2530/2530367-bigthumbnail.jpg

like

Discover The Magic Healing Powers of Doctor Liz's Psycho-Sexual-Fantasy Mindgames

or

Come Be Put Under A Spell By One Of Doctor Liz's Magical Healing Touch Therapists

Too obvious? Or did I just let some guy con me into changing in and out of about a dozen different outfits and posing for him for free?

Dang it, I'm so gullible sometimes!

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh well, he said I could have this one for $500. Does anyone think it's worth it?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61um6hSwCFL._AC_SY355_.jpg

I actually kind of like it because it makes my boobs look bigger than they actually are.
But I can't hang it up at home though because he accidentally came on it while he was painting
it and my husband would flip if he noticed that some of the white splotches aren't actually paint.

Maybe I could hang it behind my desk in my office though. What do you all think?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/7d7dcf6e2345b9c7d7c146ca83dfe874/tumblr_oaft3nCryJ1tim5m1o1_500.jpg

"So. What do you want to talk about today? How your wife doesn't
understand your needs like I do? How she's nice to you and cooks and cleans
for you and wants to have sex with you but you can't because you're a filthy
disgusting pervert who's in love with his brilliant, gorgeous sex therapist?
Well, okay. I suppose we can talk about that. So, how many times did you
jerk off while thinking about me this week? Was it as good for you as it wasn't for me?"

(why do so many of my "patients" love it when I'm mean to them? lol)

 

[LupineOne]

It's been brought to my attention that all these quarantines may have caused some of our best patients (horny guys looking for true love lol) to have found new forms of entertainment - namely fantasy video role playing games.

What do you all think of a new advertising campaign built around a couple of images like this:

https://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbseg/2530/2530367-bigthumbnail.jpg

like

Discover The Magic Healing Powers of Doctor Liz's Psycho-Sexual-Fantasy Mindgames

or

Come Be Put Under A Spell By One Of Doctor Liz's Magical Healing Touch Therapists

Too obvious? Or did I just let some guy con me into changing in and out of about a dozen different outfits and posing for him for free?

Dang it, I'm so gullible sometimes!

I'm not so much into the fantasy video role-playing games (MMO or otherwise) or looking for true love ( ) but I have loved fantasy and science fiction prose since I was a young wolf. So, all in all, I'd say that image is a darn good start

Plus, correct me if I'm wrong, you didn't seem to mind trying out the different outfits!

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz -

As an impartial observer, I am not sure a new advertising campaign built around fantasy images is really necessary for the clinic. I would think a campaign based on the reality images would generate more than sufficient interest.

For example, you might begin with a photo of the proprietor perusing patient files:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/88baaa810c9ed51effe2c688eaded988/67738ec737223b0e-8d/s540x810/9ee4a5ed152d87099190c04bcb6792065cc91b7b.jpg

and supplement the photo with tag lines like "We guarantee to resolve your problems and handle your needs with kid gloves."

I am sure similar photos of JJ and nova will further attract new and repeat clients. No need to delve into fantasy . . . stay with what works so well now!


Signed,

Reality Beats Fantasy Hands Down

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm not so much into the fantasy video role-playing games (MMO or otherwise) or looking for true love ( ) but I have loved fantasy and science fiction prose since I was a young wolf. So, all in all, I'd say that image is a darn good start

Plus, correct me if I'm wrong, you didn't seem to mind trying out the different outfits!

Thank you for your input.

You're soooo not wrong though - guilty as charged!!

Dr. Liz -

As an impartial observer, I am not sure a new advertising campaign built around fantasy images is really necessary for the clinic. I would think a campaign based on the reality images would generate more than sufficient interest.

For example, you might begin with a photo of the proprietor perusing patient files:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/88baaa810c9ed51effe2c688eaded988/67738ec737223b0e-8d/s540x810/9ee4a5ed152d87099190c04bcb6792065cc91b7b.jpg

and supplement the photo with tag lines like "We guarantee to resolve your problems and handle your needs with kid gloves."

I am sure similar photos of JJ and nova will further attract new and repeat clients. No need to delve into fantasy . . . stay with what works so well now!


Signed,

Reality Beats Fantasy Hands Down

Dear Well Grounded,

You make several excellent points Investor.

I like your ideas and I think you're onto something. Why fix something that isn't broken right?

Plus, if you prefer that picture of me perusing patient files in my office hopefully others will too.

I would tweak your one idea just a bit though. What do you think of: "We guarantee to listen, relieve your anxieties and handle all your needs with long, super soft, velvet gloves." ???

Now if I could just a single non-X-rated picture of JJ and Nova working so that I can add those to our advertising campaign

- Doctor "You're Giving Me Ideas" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

Now if I could just a single non-X-rated picture of JJ and Nova working so that I can add those to our advertising campaign

- Doctor "You're Giving Me Ideas" Liz

https://i.imgflip.com/1o1rjh.jpg

Liz, maybe this one will be of use to you. Don't worry, I cropped myself out of the pic so it won't be x-rated. Hope this helps.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgflip.com/1o1rjh.jpg

Liz, maybe this one will be of use to you. Don't worry, I cropped myself out of the pic so it won't be x-rated. Hope this helps.

PERFECT JJ!!!

Hmmm ... possible captions ....

"Yeah, we're crazy good at what we do."

"Doctor Liz's Psycho-Sexual Therapy Clinic - where we satisfy one fucking happy customer at a time." (and we offer group discounts too!)

"We Guarantee Are Customers Leave Crazy Fucking Happy"

"We Fuck Our Customers Stupid But In A Good Way"

any other ideas???

 

[JerseyJade]

PERFECT JJ!!!

Hmmm ... possible captions ....

"Yeah, we're crazy good at what we do."

"Doctor Liz's Psycho-Sexual Therapy Clinic - where we satisfy one fucking happy customer at a time." (and we offer group discounts too!)

"We Guarantee Are Customers Leave Crazy Fucking Happy"

"We Fuck Our Customers Stupid But In A Good Way"

any other ideas???

How about:

"Doctor Liz's Psycho-Sexual Therapy Clinic - Where we make you forget all your troubles for as long as your credit card holds out."

 

[LizVegas79]

How about:

"Doctor Liz's Psycho-Sexual Therapy Clinic - Where we make you forget all your troubles for as long as your credit card holds out."

Well that's good but it's a little misleading isn't it?

You do know we also accept stock and bond transfers, direct deposit wire transfers and gold and multi-carat diamond jewelry right?

 

[vibes]

Hello Doc, long time no see ... I am soooo digging your profile

 

[JerseyJade]

Well that's good but it's a little misleading isn't it?

You do know we also accept stock and bond transfers, direct deposit wire transfers and gold and multi-carat diamond jewelry right?

I know, but I'm more of a "cash only" kind of girl. I want to see the green before I get to be seen.

And yes, I made that rhyme purposely.

 

[investor]

Liz, maybe this one will be of use to you. Don't worry, I cropped myself out of the pic so it won't be x-rated. Hope this helps.

Well played, JJ . . . well played. . . . but be careful with those rhymes . . . stay away from "paid" . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

Well played, JJ . . . well played. . . . but be careful with those rhymes . . . stay away from "paid" . . .

I'll keep that in mind.

 

[Booboobear84]

Well that's good but it's a little misleading isn't it?

You do know we also accept stock and bond transfers, direct deposit wire transfers and gold and multi-carat diamond jewelry right?

My CPA side: I love it when you talk that way, can I show you my my stock options?

 

[LizVegas79]

I know, but I'm more of a "cash only" kind of girl. I want to see the green before I get to be seen.

And yes, I made that rhyme purposely.

Well yes cash is always queen - and I did NOT make that rhyme on purpose because a king's power is always determined by his queen, right?

My CPA side: I love it when you talk that way, can I show you my my stock options?

Only if you mean the stock options that you want to show me are the ones I get to pick from

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20160322/succulent_girls_72.gif

"Dammit, Tan! Where the fuck are you? I can't believe I have to wash our RV all by myself!"

 

[BrainTeez]

https://i.imgflip.com/1o1rjh.jpg

Liz, maybe this one will be of use to you. Don't worry, I cropped myself out of the pic so it won't be x-rated. Hope this helps.

PERFECT JJ!!!

Hmmm ... possible captions ....

"Yeah, we're crazy good at what we do."

"Doctor Liz's Psycho-Sexual Therapy Clinic - where we satisfy one fucking happy customer at a time." (and we offer group discounts too!)

"We Guarantee Are Customers Leave Crazy Fucking Happy"

"We Fuck Our Customers Stupid But In A Good Way"

any other ideas???

Dear Clinicians,

JJ, did you forget your Hippocratic oath? Where you swore to do no harm? Because I like you I'm not going to report you to the Board of Medical Specialties, but, it's obvious from the pic that you fucked his brains out. Why? So that the next time you go down on him you can say you ate your vegetables? What are you going to tell his family?

Liz, I'm going to petition the B-52s to write new lyrics for the music in "Shiny, Happy People." Of course, the new song will be titled "Crazy, Fucking Happy." I think I see a Grammy (for inspiring) in your future. Too bad the ceremony will be virtual.

Hope you ladies and Nova are doing well. I've been especially worried about JJ being in the Garden State. Can't wait to pay y'all another visit at the clinic.

Brain "Without You My Balls are Turning Blue" Teez

 

[BrainTeez]

https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20160322/succulent_girls_72.gif

"Dammit, Tan! Where the fuck are you? I can't believe I have to wash our RV all by myself!"

Come on Doc, you know how much we like to see you work up a sweat ....

 

[LizVegas79]

Come on Doc, you know how much we like to see you work up a sweat ....

Hmmm, turns out me washing our RV out in front of our clinic was pretty good for business.

Who would have guessed?

But next time I'm having JJ and Nova do it!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Clinicians,

JJ, did you forget your Hippocratic oath? Where you swore to do no harm? Because I like you I'm not going to report you to the Board of Medical Specialties, but, it's obvious from the pic that you fucked his brains out. Why? So that the next time you go down on him you can say you ate your vegetables? What are you going to tell his family?

Liz, I'm going to petition the B-52s to write new lyrics for the music in "Shiny, Happy People." Of course, the new song will be titled "Crazy, Fucking Happy." I think I see a Grammy (for inspiring) in your future. Too bad the ceremony will be virtual.

Hope you ladies and Nova are doing well. I've been especially worried about JJ being in the Garden State. Can't wait to pay y'all another visit at the clinic.

Brain "Without You My Balls are Turning Blue" Teez

Ooooo! I always imagined myself winning a Grammy! Thanks sweetie! Let me know what the B-52's say!

I better start trying to decide what to wear to the awards show now because it's probably going to take awhile!

 

[JerseyJade]

Dear Clinicians,

JJ, did you forget your Hippocratic oath? Where you swore to do no harm? Because I like you I'm not going to report you to the Board of Medical Specialties, but, it's obvious from the pic that you fucked his brains out. Why? So that the next time you go down on him you can say you ate your vegetables? What are you going to tell his family?

Aww, BT.. you're so sweet, but you don't need to worry about me. We are being very careful when we go out, which is hardly ever. I hope you are safe and healthy, too.

Just so you know though, Liz has all her clients sign a disclaimer that protects us from things like that, so if there is any explanations to be had, that's Liz's responsibility, not mine.

And just in case that doesn't work, I take it even a step further by having the clients that Liz assigns to me sign an additional disclaimer stating that if anything bad should ever come from our session... it is Nova's fault and that she should suffer the consequences, not me.

So I'm safe.