Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[fl_openminded]

But... what if a guy wants the anal attention from a woman
Shhh!
Who said that!?

I never said who is the giver. Thats how I started

 

[sultrysandy]

.....

Hey Liz!

You may want to watch what fl_openminded posts in your threads because he doesn’t care. Laurel gets pissed-off when she gets sued over members that don't care what they post, she closes threads and bans members.

He hit my thread twice and I was concerned it was going to be closed for [Material prohibited per forum guidelines.]


And I remember how you felt three years ago when couple of your threads were removed.

Let me know if you want some help.

.

 

[clistenovena]

*Snags the newest security tapes*

I'll bet Nova and JJ will do plenty to get these

You'd be right.

Wait, do anything to get the tapes? Oh. I thought you just meant I'd do anything.

You forgot to mention that I graduated at the "head" of my class.

You graduated at the "head" and I graduated "on top." Liz only hires the best.

 

[hairball18]

You forgot to mention that I graduated at the "head" of my class.

She does have her PhD.

 

[clistenovena]

Have I told you how much I love you lately, Nova?

Aww! Huggles and stuff!

Does this mean I get a raise...umm...~nervous laugh~...a raised garden bed? Yeah, that's totally what I was gonna say. A raised garden bed. ~nods~

My personal storage closet for various and sundry things is not suppose to be made available to our clients, Nova.

Unless they have a note from their cardiologist.

And they signed up (and paid) for one of our Diamond Platinum Super Naughty Secret Tours

Deacon said he'd met the requirements. I chose to believe him. And he has those security tapes.

How do you know that Flower is getting off soon, Nova?

Did you show her my closet?

Is she riding my sybbie?

If I find infrared security dust between both your legs you're going to have to show me what you taught her so that I can make sure you both got the most out of it that you/we can

Well, umm...I, umm...she did...



Can I interest you in another Vodka Cranberry?

 

[JerseyJade]

You graduated at the "head" and I graduated "on top." Liz only hires the best.

Lol

We are good at what we do.

 

[clistenovena]

Lol

We are good at what we do.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Lol

We are good at what we do.

Now you're just getting cocky!!

 

[JerseyJade]

Now you're just getting cocky!!

Well that is one of the job requirements here at the clinic.. to get cock... y.

 

[LizVegas79]

Is it supposed to throb like that?

Dear Curious,

Yes. It means you think I'm pretty.

Doctor "Make It Harder For Me" Liz

ok DR Liz I have a question. Why is it ok for women to love receiving anything anal but if a guy likes it than hes a closet gay?

Dear Not Comfortable With Labels,

That's an excellent question. My husband cums like a volcano whenever I stick a finger up his butt while we're doing it and he's one of the least gay guys I've ever met.

My professional opinion is fear. Followed by jealousy. Some guys are afraid to admit that they have as many nerve endings in their butt as women do. And those same guys are jealous of the guys that do admit it. Labels are a way for small-minded (and usually small penis-ed) guys to compensate for their own shortcomings.

So don't be afraid of talking to any of my therapists about what you enjoy. We only use professional, medical labels like: kinky, open (to trying new things), and naughty perv.

Doctor "Say Ahhhhh" Liz

Ohhhh my naughty bucket list???
This is going to take a while,
Why does guilt be the first emotion when I think of naughty bucket list ?????
Dr Liz , what is top of peoples bucket list ????

Dear Feeling Guilty,

idk - that is a problem. You should come in and let us work with you on that. Whenever you think of your naughty bucket list you should pop an instant boner.

We clearly need to work with you on your naughty bucket list Mr. Irish.

My professional oath forbids me to divulge what's at the top of most peoples' naughty bucket list. But let's just say the top thing on most people's naughty bucket list is a 3way with two members of the opposite sex.

Doctor "Let's Just Say I Didn't Just Say That" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Hey Liz!

You may want to watch what fl_openminded posts in your threads because he doesn’t care. Laurel gets pissed-off when she gets sued over members that don't care what they post, she closes threads and bans members.

He hit my thread twice and I was concerned it was going to be closed for [Material prohibited per forum guidelines.]


And I remember how you felt three years ago when couple of your threads were removed.

Let me know if you want some help.

.

Thanks for the heads up Sandy.

I'll keep an eye on him and let you know. So far I haven't seen anything that looks inappropriate. I hope that he will not do anything to jeopardize my thread

 

[LizVegas79]

Aww! Huggles and stuff!

Does this mean I get a raise...umm...~nervous laugh~...a raised garden bed? Yeah, that's totally what I was gonna say. A raised garden bed. ~nods~



Deacon said he'd met the requirements. I chose to believe him. And he has those security tapes.




Well, umm...I, umm...she did...



Can I interest you in another Vodka Cranberry?

Are you trying to take advantage of me? Because if you're not, then I want to know why!

YES to the vodka cranberry.

Oh what the hell - YES to a raise AND a raised garden bed (you can even borrow Tan to build it for you - but watch out - he's VERY good - and fast - with his hands! )

And YES - go out and do whatever you need to do to Deacon to get my security tapes back. (NOTE: he might ask you to do something weird but it's okay because I don't care )

-DL

 

[LizVegas79]

Lol

We are good at what we do.

Indeed

Now you're just getting cocky!!

Duh, that's why you keep coming back right?

Well that is one of the job requirements here at the clinic.. to get cock... y.

Exactly!!

Which reminds me JJ. The numbers came in for May. You missed your cocky quota.

The Sr VP of Sales has put you on report so you have to get more cocky this month, okay?

 

[JerseyJade]

Exactly!!

Which reminds me JJ. The numbers came in for May. You missed your cocky quota.

The Sr VP of Sales has put you on report so you have to get more cocky this month, okay?

Well I can never say no to more cocky, so me and my Tic Tacs are ready to go.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well I can never say no to more cocky, so me and my Tic Tacs are ready to go.

When I was interviewed by our local newspaper about the effects of the pandemic on our business, I mentioned, among other things, that one of my girls missed her quota last month.

Well, the article came out yesterday in our Sunday paper (along with your picture - I have no idea how they got that ) and I just looked outside. There's a line of cocky in front of the clinic JJ, so if you get here before Nova and Flower, you might very well have a Boner Bonus month!

Hmm, some of these guys are pretty cute - let's see, if I remember correctly my numbers were a little off last month too ....

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I'll be needing a quick spit polish

 

[LizVegas79]

That’s a lot of hot guys, I’m feeling overwhelmed.
Anyway my bucket list
three way MFF obviously
In a log cabin on a snow bound mountain with roaring timber fire, think about it.
Ship wrecked on an all female island
Submissive to a leather high heel clad fem with curves that mmmm curve....,

I like your Naughty Bucket List. I can't help you with all of them right away
but we can start by crossing that last one off if you like.

I'll be needing a quick spit polish

Then I'll deal with you after that Deacon.

(June quotas so far: Liz 2, JJ 0, Nova 0 )

UPDATE:

Oh, and don't worry about that line, JJ. I took care of it.

It didn't even take that long since they were all so young and in such great shape, and, well, most of them really really liked my new outfit that just got delivered.

(Liz 147, JJ 0, Nova 0)

 

[LizVegas79]

I can't say I'm always a sub (far from it) but if Liz needs her boots cleaned, I might just submit!

Liz 148, JJ 0, Nova 0

 

[clistenovena]

(June quotas so far: Liz 2, JJ 0, Nova 0 )

Umm, not zero.

 

[Just4AFriend]

Never mind

 

[LizVegas79]

Umm, not zero.

Well done Nova!

So I suppose we should we all get 25% credit for this one, huh?

This is a Dr’s office, no?
Do all these lifeguards need physicals??

I just gave all 145 of them their physicals. And guess what? They all passed!
(all over me too )

 

[clistenovena]

UPDATE:

(Liz 147, JJ 0, Nova 0)

UPDATE to the Update:

(Liz- 147, JJ- 0, Nova- 153)

 

[clistenovena]

So I suppose we should we all get 25% credit for this one, huh?

Good math.

 

[LizVegas79]

UPDATE to the Update:

(Liz- 147, JJ- 0, Nova- 153)

You hot blondes have it so fucking easy!

(for once I'd like to see you get what you deserve - and by that I mean at least let me watch next time Nova! )

"Oooo, I see what you did there, Nova. Three at a time plus two with your hands.
Well done. I thought you weren't paying attention in class that day."

Good math.

I've never divided a boy 4 ways before lol

 

[clistenovena]

You hot fucking blondes have it so easy!

Says the super sexy Latina who just finished off a line of lifeguards with little more than a look and a lick.

I've never divided a boy 4 ways before lol

First time for everything. And we best do it again...just to check the math and all.