Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[DeckardNYC]

I'm a little hurt you don't have a little more faith in me JJ.

I promise, I totally have these rumors about my public meltdown under control.

Our investment bankers were eating out of my hand this morning. Or, well, off my tummy anyways.
But it's the same thing. Just stay calm, do your job and don't talk to any journalists for a day or two., okay?



Just because I live in Las Vegas doesn't mean I don't have friends in New Jersey Deckard.

DO NOT try and steal one of my favorit-ist and best-ist employees from me or I promise
you bad things will happen to your kneecaps AND your balls!! :caning:

Now get back to work JJ.

Did you finish with that team yet?

You misunderstand me completely, Liz. I was merely concerned for JJ during any shutdown of your "operation" due to the above mentioned problems. We have connections in city government, maybe get her a position helping out the street crews in Hunts Point.

JJ, if Liz says it's ok, or if she's used her one call and you can't reach her, just call our friend, he'll do right by you.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, if Liz says it's ok, or if she's used her one call and you can't reach her, just call our friend, he'll do right by you.

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz

Did someone say that there was an issue with the DLZ stock? I think some assistance would be helpful from an impartial "investor" . . . I've had a fair amount of experience with IPOs (that's Initial PUBLIC Offering, not pubic ). Be careful with those East Coast investment bankers, they can be sharks!

And if my inputs are deemed worthy, I would be happy to accept reimbursement "in kind", with whatever services that you, JJ, and Nova feel are appropriate (stock options or even inappropriate options ). Perhaps we can arrange an initial conference in the WTR.

I see substantial upside to DLZ, and am in it for the long term hold!


Signed,

Impartial Investor

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Dr. Liz

Did someone say that there was an issue with the DLZ stock? I think some assistance would be helpful from an impartial "investor" . . . I've had a fair amount of experience with IPOs (that's Initial PUBLIC Offering, not pubic ). Be careful with those East Coast investment bankers, they can be sharks!

And if my inputs are deemed worthy, I would be happy to accept reimbursement "in kind", with whatever services that you, JJ, and Nova feel are appropriate (stock options or even inappropriate options ). Perhaps we can arrange an initial conference in the WTR.

I see substantial upside to DLZ, and am in it for the long term hold!


Signed,

Impartial Investor

I'll sell you 10% of the stock I own. 10,000 shares at $800 a share

 

[clistenovena]

Did you mean bye, bye, bye?

He did. Thank goodness, 'cause we need some 90's boy band up in this place.

 

[JerseyJade]

Dr Liz,
You have my full confidence that in partnership with your talented PA, you have the paperwork situation under control, the pics clearly show your PA isn’t flat on her back from overwork, even has time to play with the office pussy. I really can’t see what’s the problem. If a crack in the situation was visible you could have concerns.
As regards rumours of CEO meltdown, in the press release your PA sent out it’s clear that you just swallowed wrong, didn’t take account for the quantity or hotness of what you were swallowing, I mean let’s be honest we have all been in that situation right??????
Nova,JJ ? You can’t tell me you havnt opened wide with big bright eyes and swallowed more than you could take right?
Damn it’s making me hungry, my kitchen is calling me like a banshee in the fog of the night, I’m afraid I will crack, don’t crack Jack, stop looking at the butt, I mean don’t crack....,oh no.,,help...,please...,,

Well yeah... I may have swallowed more than I could take a few times in the past, but I never, ever made a mess because of it... unlike Liz who seems to be in a really big mess right now.

 

[JerseyJade]

I will just say reasonable response and let Liz reply.
I can be a wimp, but I’m in therapy for it

I think her lawyer might have told her not to say anything.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz

Did someone say that there was an issue with the DLZ stock? I think some assistance would be helpful from an impartial "investor" . . . I've had a fair amount of experience with IPOs (that's Initial PUBLIC Offering, not pubic ). Be careful with those East Coast investment bankers, they can be sharks!

And if my inputs are deemed worthy, I would be happy to accept reimbursement "in kind", with whatever services that you, JJ, and Nova feel are appropriate (stock options or even inappropriate options ). Perhaps we can arrange an initial conference in the WTR.

I see substantial upside to DLZ, and am in it for the long term hold!


Signed,

Impartial Investor

I can see your substantial upside too, sweetie. All the way from over here behind my desk.

You really need to start reading the label on those pills you take before you show up for your appointments.
I mean, we want you to enjoy yourself. But we don't want it to pop or anything.

He did. Thank goodness, 'cause we need some 90's boy band up in this place.

Do we Nova? Do we really?

 

[LizVegas79]

You misunderstand me completely, Liz. I was merely concerned for JJ during any shutdown of your "operation" due to the above mentioned problems. We have connections in city government, maybe get her a position helping out the street crews in Hunts Point.

JJ, if Liz says it's ok, or if she's used her one call and you can't reach her, just call our friend, he'll do right by you.

I'm not sure why JJ is trying to make it seem like I'm freaking out right now.

I'm totally not. In fact I'm having lunch with my lawyers and investment bankers on my father's old clunky boat
I mean, their old clunky boat, right now on Lake Mead so I'm literally just a phone call and helicopter
ride away from anything that comes up and I promise everything's totally under control.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz,
You have my full confidence that in partnership with your talented PA, you have the paperwork situation under control, the pics clearly show your PA isn’t flat on her back from overwork, even has time to play with the office pussy. I really can’t see what’s the problem. If a crack in the situation was visible you could have concerns.
As regards rumours of CEO meltdown, in the press release your PA sent out it’s clear that you just swallowed wrong, didn’t take account for the quantity or hotness of what you were swallowing, I mean let’s be honest we have all been in that situation right??????
Nova,JJ ? You can’t tell me you havnt opened wide with big bright eyes and swallowed more than you could take right?
Damn it’s making me hungry, my kitchen is calling me like a banshee in the fog of the night, I’m afraid I will crack, don’t crack Jack, stop looking at the butt, I mean don’t crack....,oh no.,,help...,please...,,

Thank you for understanding Jack.

Everyone thinks it's so funny to see if they can make a 50% Latina doctor of a thriving medical practice
in Las Vegas choke on a super super hot sauce when all she's trying to do is just have lunch
not be put on some pedestal and hacked at like some sort of ... tree ... just for the amusement
of a few tricksters. It's hard enough be a woman and a pillar of the medical establishment without
having my own employees constantly trying to undermine me and jump ship at the first
sign of trouble. Hey, no one's forcing you to buy (DLZ) right now. Or promising you wild, crazy
party all night long sex if you do. No one. Not me. Not Nova. No one. Those are just rumors.

Doctor "The Password At Pier 69 Is Party Sex" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

ATTENTION

Please don't touch the flowers in the Whiskey Tasting Room.

You can touch Flower, the Whiskey Tasting Room Waitress, all you like, that's part of her job.
Just not the flowers on the center table. They were a gift.

Thank you.

- The Management - ​

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I've just discovered that I'm a vampire. So have the women in my family. My mother, both sisters, and two stepsisters (all of us over eighteen, of course). My father has already left because they won't stake me. I try to work nights and contribute, but I worry about what will happen with the natural vampire allure. We don't sparkle, but we tend to..draw in..fangbangers, they like to call themselves. I think that they've been watching too much True Blood myself.

How do I avoid accidentally not only turning the ladies of my family, but committing unholy, undead incest with them?

Sincerely,
Vampy

(Obviously tongue-in-cheek post there. There's no such thing as vampires, right? Right?)

 

[clistenovena]

Do we Nova? Do we really?

Everyone needs 90's boy band at some point. For perspective if nothing else.

There's no such thing as vampires, right? Right?)

Liz can deal with the other part of the post, but this part- if this is true, I'm going to need a lot more than the wine I've got on hand to process.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Everyone needs 90's boy band at some point. For perspective if nothing else.



Liz can deal with the other part of the post, but this part- if this is true, I'm going to need a lot more than the wine I've got on hand to process.

Just a tongue-in-cheek post.

 

[clistenovena]

Just a tongue-in-cheek post.

Of course. And it was aimed at someone else, so I probably should have hung back. Still, just the thought. 'Cause vampires.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Of course. And it was aimed at someone else, so I probably should have hung back. Still, just the thought. 'Cause vampires.

Vampires? This clinic really does see all kinds.

I just wanted help with this err, stiff muscle?

 

[clistenovena]

Vampires? This clinic really does see all kinds.

We do try and practice a vigorous non-discriminatory policy here at the clinic. Liz wants to draw the line at 90's boy bands, but I'm trying to get her to see the light. Strobes, of course.

I just wanted help with this err, stiff muscle?

Oh, we can definitely help you out with that. We can start in the Whiskey Therapy Room, move on to the Hot Tub Room, then end in Liz's closet (the best stuff is in there). I'll need the key, though, so I'll text JJ because I saw her snatch...oh, what pretty flowers!

Wait, was was I saying? Ugh! I hate it when I get distracted and lose my thought process. It's so frustra.....

Oh my. You seem to have a very stiff muscle there. We can help with that, you know.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I have a copy of the keys, from when they fell out of Liz's pocket that day We'll be fine

 

[clistenovena]

Oh, that's right! You did get a copy. Lucky you! The treasures those keys unlock.

ps. Please ignore the title on the pic. It doesn't apply.

 

[LizVegas79]

Loving the flowers, what’s Flower look like ???????

5'8", 26, half-Vietnamese, half-Brazilian - you should stop by and help her with her English lessons

Dear Dr. Liz,

I've just discovered that I'm a vampire. So have the women in my family. My mother, both sisters, and two stepsisters (all of us over eighteen, of course). My father has already left because they won't stake me. I try to work nights and contribute, but I worry about what will happen with the natural vampire allure. We don't sparkle, but we tend to..draw in..fangbangers, they like to call themselves. I think that they've been watching too much True Blood myself.

How do I avoid accidentally not only turning the ladies of my family, but committing unholy, undead incest with them?

Sincerely,
Vampy

(Obviously tongue-in-cheek post there. There's no such thing as vampires, right? Right?)

Dear Vampy,

Gee, that sucks.

Well, the first rule of therapy is get the money first. And the second rule is try to find the person hiding on the inside. So, your sisters are toast.

As for Fangbangers ... I resemble that remark!!

Doctor "Be Your Best You" Liz

Vampires? This clinic really does see all kinds.

I just wanted help with this err, stiff muscle?

I see Nova's on it

We do try and practice a vigorous non-discriminatory policy here at the clinic.

Liz wants to draw the line at 90's boy bands, but I'm trying to get her to see the light. Strobes, of course.

Okay fine, Nova. I'll give your strobe lights and 90's boy band party a try since I "accidentally" found the perfect dress for it.

Now where the fuck's my vodka cranberry?

I have a copy of the keys, from when they fell out of Liz's pocket that day We'll be fine

Anyone who knows me knows I don't generally wear a lot of clothes with pockets so this false narrative of my keys falling out of my pocket is totally redicu ... oh look! those flowers are soooooo pretty!

 

[blade_rocknut]

I dunno shit from fuck about this thread, but hey.

*waves at Liz*

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Anyone who knows me knows I don't generally wear a lot of clothes with pockets so this false narrative of my keys falling out of my pocket is totally redicu ... oh look! those flowers are soooooo pretty!

I use the term "pocket" loosely my dear. Where they fell from? I'd never say, so your secret is safe

 

[clistenovena]

I see Nova's on it

Keeping the revenue streams open, Boss.

5'8", 26, half-Vietnamese, half-Brazilian - you should stop by and help her with her English lessons

On that, too.

Okay fine, Nova. I'll give your strobe lights and 90's boy band party a try since I "accidentally" found the perfect dress for it.

Now where the fuck's my vodka cranberry?

Damn, Liz. You make the 90s look gorgeous!

Vodka cranberry, as you "requested." And by the pool. Just for you. ~mwah~

 

[clistenovena]

I dunno shit from fuck about this thread, but hey.

*waves at Liz*

Well, you didn't direct that wave at me, but I'll wave back anyway. 'Cause I'm Southern and it's a requirement by way of my raisin'.

~waves back~

This here's Liz's very special clinic. She's created a place that specializes in all things...and I do mean all things. Sex, fetishes, baked goods, RVs, road trips, sex, team sports, whisky (mmm, whisky), hot tubs, fetishes, personnel issues (Liz hires the prettiest girls), sex, Tic Tacs, orgies (once), and JJ not sharing the load D). Sex. Fetishes. Maybe I mentioned them before?

What else? OH! And there's LIz's closet!! That place alone is worth the venturing in.

I'm sure there's more, but I'm distracted by Flower and stiff muscles at the moment.

 

[clistenovena]

I use the term "pocket" loosely my dear. Where they fell from? I'd never say, so your secret is safe

Got the video of falling keys? If you*show* and don't *tell* then you haven't let the cat out of the bag. Technically.