Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

So, the barrel marked lube goes....where?

Dear Delivery Person (or Persons ),

How the heck should I know? I guess in the back where all those tubes and nozzles are that attach to the individual dispensers in each of our therapy rooms (and the receptionists area, and the waiting room, and the whiskey therapy room, and of course my office, and the filing room where we keep the patient records and the stairwell, and out on the back patio deck, and in the employee shower, and let's see ... I know I'm forgetting somewhere ..... )

- Doctor "Just Replace The Old Barrel With The New One And Stop By My Office
When You're Finished So That I Can Properly Thank You" Liz

 

[BrainTeez]

"So what do you girls think, should we open a spinoff sex advice and therapy clinic here or what?

Whoever wants to be my new regional manager meet me back in the hotel room in an hour."


- Doctor "We Should Soooo Do Sex Therapy At The Beach" Liz

I think the pandemic is taking a toll on me. A few months ago I might have been able to come up with a clever comment about the pic you posted .... maybe something about a room with a view. But, given my recent frustrating experiences at the grocery store I find myself reminded of the old complaint about a pack of 10 buns to go with a pack of 6 weiners.

I think I need some therapy, stat!

Hope you and your associates are doing well. I've missed you ladies.

Brain "I do love the smell of Coppertone" Teez

 

[LizVegas79]

I think the pandemic is taking a toll on me. A few months ago I might have been able to come up with a clever comment about the pic you posted .... maybe something about a room with a view. But, given my recent frustrating experiences at the grocery store I find myself reminded of the old complaint about a pack of 10 buns to go with a pack of 6 weiners.

I think I need some therapy, stat!

Hope you and your associates are doing well. I've missed you ladies.

Brain "I do love the smell of Coppertone" Teez

Dear Frustrated,

Self-isolating sucks. But it can be fun too. Call up an old gf, or your ex-wife, or one of your friend's ex-wives, or a nice working girl. I promise that most of them are just as frustrated and eager for a nice distraction as you.

We may never get all the way back to where we were but that doesn't mean that we can't use this collective, global experience to find our way into a kinder, gentler, more forgiving, less greedy, less stupid (let's hope much, MUCH less stupid!) better place.

In the meantime, stop and smell the Coppertone (I love that scent too) and maybe even accidentally spill two or three ounces of it on yourself while you're looking back at your fondest moments of this thread.

- Doctor "Open For Appointments Because We Know How To Make You Forget We're Wearing A Mask" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

"Welcome to our little psycho-sexual health clinic. So, tell me a little
about yourself. Any fetishes, or complicate relationship problems I should know about?"

 

[BarbarianTaco]

Dear Missing Out,

I would love to help you. But first I need to know if you're a woman seeking the companionship of another woman, or a man seeking the companionship of another woman?

Barbarian Taco leads me to think you've either been an athletically focused woman of perhaps Nordic or Germanic heritage for much of your life, or, you're a guy looking for that type of woman.

We can help.

Relationships are not always about sex.

But sex is always about some form or other of relationship.

- Doctor "Wow, I'm Good" Liz

I am a man. I must have omitted the part were this is an advice column for women. For that I do apologize.

I am not sure about the athletic woman part but I did grow up in a dance studio surrounded by young women who hone the craft and body around me. So you could be on to something.

 

[jaF0]

Paging Dr Liz, Paging Dr Liz, your treatment room is overflowing.

Dr Liz, report to the treatment room STAT!!!

 

[jaF0]

So, like when's she coming back?

I don't know. But I though if we hung out outside her office like this, maybe ....

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Hmm, well in my opinion it's safe to say that you do indeed have a foot fetish.

However, I wouldn't call it a problem.

In fact, you adored my tootsies quite well. For a beginner, anyways I caught you staring at them. But that's practically normal these days with guys. You didn't spend a weird amount of time smelling them first. You didn't slobber or spit all over them. You didn't pull out Mister Happy and beg me for permission to cum all over them.

I'm actually going to put a Gold Star in your file.

But, tell me why you're really here.

Are you lusting after someone that you shouldn't?

Do you have fantasies that you can't share with your S.O.?

Or is your S.O. asking you to consider things which you think are super naughty?


- Doctor "This Is Your Safe Place" Liz

Thanks DR!!

 

[investor2020]

Someone sent these pics of Dr. Liz enjoying her time away . . .

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qf0ej3G60m1r4or01.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qf0p3cQVQ51r4or01.mp4

Hope she gets tired of these boring places soon . . .

 

[CuMex1]

I think I speak for all of us when I say where the heck is Dr.Liz?

 

[jaF0]

...

Two months.

 

[Firecracker]

Two months.

 

[investor2020]

Got another one of Liz's pics from her time away . . .

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qg4rwb1a0m1r4or01.mp4

You'd think she would be tired of the same ole' sunrises and sunsets by now.

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz -

A number of your regular patients are getting concerned about your "time away" from the practice. The hallways of the clinic are beginning to take on a different atmosphere in your absence . . .

I know that there's always been a room for such special treatments . . . but this is the receptionist!

 

[LizVegas79]

I am a man. I must have omitted the part were this is an advice column for women. For that I do apologize.

I am not sure about the athletic woman part but I did grow up in a dance studio surrounded by young women who hone the craft and body around me. So you could be on to something.

BT - It's not just an advice column for women. I love to answer questions from men too!

Don't be shy ..... I promise I'll try to be gentle (at first anyways)

 

[jaF0]

Ahhhhhh.... we can all breathe now.

 

[MrPractical]

BT - It's not just an advice column for women. I love to answer questions from men too!

Don't be shy ..... I promise I'll try to be gentle (at first anyways)

Will you promise to keep your fingers in sight?

 

[LizVegas79]

Paging Dr Liz, Paging Dr Liz, your treatment room is overflowing.

Dr Liz, report to the treatment room STAT!!!

So, like when's she coming back?

I don't know. But I though if we hung out outside her office like this, maybe ....

Two months.

Your plan worked!

And you and your friend got a nice tan.

Now get in here and let me rub aloe vera all over those yummy bod's so that you don't burn!

Oh and pick out some music while I open some champagne. Let's have some fun!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

Someone sent these pics of Dr. Liz enjoying her time away . . .

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qf0ej3G60m1r4or01.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qf0p3cQVQ51r4or01.mp4

Hope she gets tired of these boring places soon . . .

Sometimes a girl just needs a little R&R and time for herself.

But I sure did miss getting my feet rubbed!

Any volunteers?

I think I speak for all of us when I say where the heck is Dr.Liz?

I needed a little Lit vaca.

But I now I'm back.

At least I think so lol

Hi Sweetie!

I've missed you and can't wait to get caught up!

What new fun and wonderful naughty adventures have you been having? I want to hear all about them! (you can of course change the names to protect the guilty )

Got another one of Liz's pics from her time away . . .

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qg4rwb1a0m1r4or01.mp4

You'd think she would be tired of the same ole' sunrises and sunsets by now.

Damn surveillance cameras everywhere these days.

I can't even go to a 3-month Psycho-Sexual and Restraints Conference without my quiet evenings to myself being ruined!

Umm, well as long as you're here, more bubbles in my tub please, more bubbles in my glass and oh look! all ten of my tootsies need sucked STAT!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz -

A number of your regular patients are getting concerned about your "time away" from the practice. The hallways of the clinic are beginning to take on a different atmosphere in your absence . . .

I know that there's always been a room for such special treatments . . . but this is the receptionist!

Actually, I don't mind at all the new direction the clinic has taken since I left.

So get used to it. This might become the New Normal around here

(and someone remind me to give our new receptionist a bonus and a big raise for taking some initiative! )

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Welcome back, Liz!

 

[LizVegas79]

Ahhhhhh.... we can all breathe now.

You don't know me very well do you?

Will you promise to keep your fingers in sight?

Absolutely not! I take my doctor-patient privileges very seriously!

 

[MrPractical]

You don't know me very well do you?

Absolutely not! I take my doctor-patient privileges very seriously!

I will bring the latex gloves...

 

[Lorelei907]

Actually, I don't mind at all the new direction the clinic has taken since I left.

So get used to it. This might become the New Normal around here

(and someone remind me to give our new receptionist a bonus and a big raise for taking some initiative! )

Liz, Sweetie, thank God you’re back! None of these chicas will help and my arms are killing me from applying massage oil to all these hot bodies!

 

[toeskr]

I think every breathing being here completely imagined that those were your toes.

Damn!