Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[Firecracker]

YAYYYYYY!! YOU'RE BACK!

You had us worried sick, young lady lol

 

[LizVegas79]

Welcome back, Liz!

Aww, thank you PS!

I will bring the latex gloves...

Don't forget a mask too ... or one WILL be provided for you and you may not like it!

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Liz, Sweetie, thank God you’re back! None of these chicas will help and my arms are killing me from applying massage oil to all these hot bodies!

Yeah, WTF happened to all my chicas?

I think every breathing being here completely imagined that those were your toes.

Damn!

You're just being sweet.

I'm not quite brave enough to get a tat on my foot.
I hear it's one of the most painful places to get a tat because your skin is so thin there.
And I have very thin skin anyways! LOL (as some of you are already well aware!)

YAYYYYYY!! YOU'RE BACK!

You had us worried sick, young lady lol

I'm sorry. Just needed a little break from all the drama I got caught up in a few months ago.

I missed you so much! I love that new pumpkin spice bikini you got!
Is that going to be what you go trick or treating in this year?
(be prepared to get tricked out of it if you come looking for candy at my door beautiful!)

 

[LizVegas79]

So great to have you back, Liz!

Been a bit boring without you lol

Thank you. But I seriously doubt that.
I see lots of the same fun and wonderful people are on here.
I'm sure it's be anything but boring.
(except on my threads - they sure didn't get much love or attention - but that's okay)

 

[MrPractical]

A gimp mask?....Laughs!

 

[investor2020]

Welcome "home"!

Dr. Liz -

The lights in your office have been turned back on, the welcome mat and treatment equipment have been cleaned, the wine is in the desk fridge and chilled. . . welcome "home"!

Hope your vaca was time well spent, and that you have returned mind free of cobwebs, re-energized, and read-up on all the latest technical and perverse treatments to introduce to the clinic!

Signed,

The Maintenance Team

 

[Firecracker]

I'm sorry. Just needed a little break from all the drama I got caught up in a few months ago.

I missed you so much! I love that new pumpkin spice bikini you got!
Is that going to be what you go trick or treating in this year?
(be prepared to get tricked out of it if you come looking for candy at my door beautiful!)

Well, I'm glad you're ok.
And completely understand - breaks are necessary and welcome (I've certainly taken my share at times, for sure) ... hopefully your mind/soul/body are refreshed!!

Thank you for the sweet words about the Punkin' Spice bikini (like my swimwear like I like my drinks from Starbucks lol), but since Halloween is like my fave, I'm already in wayyyyyyyyyy too deep browsing/purchasing costumes (some that I could wear out, others I likely could not, all that I will be sure to post for review hehe!)

 

[hairball18]

Thank you. But I seriously doubt that.
I see lots of the same fun and wonderful people are on here.
I'm sure it's be anything but boring.
(except on my threads - they sure didn't get much love or attention - but that's okay)

Now you see how much you were truly missed.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

DEAR DOC!

GLAD YOU'RE BACK! MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK AND MY ONLY FUNCTIONING PUNCTUATION IS AN EXCLAMATION POINT! DID YOU HAVE A FUN VACATION! I'M HAVING SOME ABANDONMENT ISSUES! OKAY! I WAS AWAY ALL SUMMER TOO! GLAD YOU'RE BACK! I NEED SOME THERAPY ST----

stat. Oh, that's better. It just needed a hard boot. (It was a hiking boot). I will get the Caddy waxed. I assume you would like me to wax your Cadillac? No, I don't think that's an unnecessary euphemism. Its just code for something sexual. That's not wrong is it? Hm, I may need more therapy than I first thought. Like a full course.

Signed,

Lost and Profound

PS: Your inbox is full. No, f'real

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz -

The lights in your office have been turned back on, the welcome mat and treatment equipment have been cleaned, the wine is in the desk fridge and chilled. . . welcome "home"!

Hope your vaca was time well spent, and that you have returned mind free of cobwebs, re-energized, and read-up on all the latest technical and perverse treatments to introduce to the clinic!

Signed,

The Maintenance Team

Oh what a great welcome back present! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Remind me to give my Maintenance Team a great big, fat boner.

I mean ... bonus.

Or, heck, why not a great big, fat bonus boner?

It would be a gift that keeps on giving (back ) right?

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, I'm glad you're ok.
And completely understand - breaks are necessary and welcome (I've certainly taken my share at times, for sure) ... hopefully your mind/soul/body are refreshed!!

Thank you for the sweet words about the Punkin' Spice bikini (like my swimwear like I like my drinks from Starbucks lol), but since Halloween is like my fave, I'm already in wayyyyyyyyyy too deep browsing/purchasing costumes (some that I could wear out, others I likely could not, all that I will be sure to post for review hehe!)

Halloween is my favorite holi too! I have a closet full of old costumes!
(some of which come out to play when the kidlets are at their grandparents!)

That's such a great idea! Starbucks has way more to offer than just coffee. They've kind of set a tone with their flavors and uniforms and caps and stuff haven't they? I've always thought I would look cute in one their green and white aprons. That Starbucks Green is a great. bright but not too bright color on me. Especially when I have a tan like I do now.

Oh heck, now I want to run to a Starbucks and bribe one of the baristas to sell me her apron!

 

[LizVegas79]

Now you see how much you were truly missed.

Aww, aren't you sweet?

Is someone trying to get his belly rubbed?

Any advice for hookups in the age of Covid, Dr. Liz?

Dear Mind Reader,

I'm so glad you asked. I actually have a new idea for my Ask Dr Liz thread and those kinds of questions are at the heart of it.

Dating Advice!!!

We all need some of that. Even those of us in relationships. If you're married and not still dating each other you're missing out on half the fun imho!

So, yes. I have definitely got some advice for hookups in the age of Covid!

But you're going to have to wait a hot minute first.

Sorry!

Doctor "Teasing For A Reason" Liz

 

[Sundayschild]

Welcome back Liz!

 

[LizVegas79]

DEAR DOC!

GLAD YOU'RE BACK! MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK AND MY ONLY FUNCTIONING PUNCTUATION IS AN EXCLAMATION POINT! DID YOU HAVE A FUN VACATION! I'M HAVING SOME ABANDONMENT ISSUES! OKAY! I WAS AWAY ALL SUMMER TOO! GLAD YOU'RE BACK! I NEED SOME THERAPY ST----

stat. Oh, that's better. It just needed a hard boot. (It was a hiking boot). I will get the Caddy waxed. I assume you would like me to wax your Cadillac? No, I don't think that's an unnecessary euphemism. Its just code for something sexual. That's not wrong is it? Hm, I may need more therapy than I first thought. Like a full course.

Signed,

Lost and Profound

PS: Your inbox is full. No, f'real

Dear LP,

Consider yourself pre-registered for my upcoming SEX THERAPY COURSE WITH DR LIZ!

And yes, I would like my Caddy waxed. Although it's not a Caddy it's a Lexus.

However, my kitty has been called "the Cadillac of kitties" by more than one admirer (okay, it was after a fun group "party" many years ago ) so euphemism or not, yes, she could use some waxing and polishing at the moment too.

Thank you very much for the kind offer btw.

(keeping in mind I have to work tonight so you've got like 20 minutes tops to get the job done okay?!!)


- Doctor "You've Got 20 Minutes" Liz

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear LP,

Consider yourself pre-registered for my upcoming SEX THERAPY COURSE WITH DR LIZ!

And yes, I would like my Caddy waxed. Although it's not a Caddy it's a Lexus.

However, my kitty has been called "the Cadillac of kitties" by more than one admirer (okay, it was after a fun group "party" many years ago ) so euphemism or not, yes, she could use some waxing and polishing at the moment too.

Thank you very much for the kind offer btw.

(keeping in mind I have to work tonight so you've got like 20 minutes tops to get the job done okay?!!)


- Doctor "You've Got 20 Minutes" Liz

Kitty? Caddy? Sometimes I can't read my own handwriting. Well, my hand was shaking as I planned this so, you know.

I'll do both, but I'll need more than 20 minutes. Say two hours each. Maybe four...

 

[LizVegas79]

Kitty? Caddy? Sometimes I can't read my own handwriting. Well, my hand was shaking as I planned this so, you know.

I'll do both, but I'll need more than 20 minutes. Say two hours each. Maybe four...

Works for me!!!

I'll clear my schedule! 4 hours, oh my!

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh, btw, we have some new suggested, I mean REQUIRED, reading in our Reception Area.
(especially for all my female clients and staff )


Exposing His Wife For Me


Please familiarize yourself with it and give it a lovely review

>>>

 

[toeskr]

You're just being sweet.

I'm not quite brave enough to get a tat on my foot.
I hear it's one of the most painful places to get a tat because your skin is so thin there.
And I have very thin skin anyways! LOL (as some of you are already well aware!)

Well, you were definitely missed. Great to see you you posting again!

 

[Firecracker]

Halloween is my favorite holi too! I have a closet full of old costumes!
(some of which come out to play when the kidlets are at their grandparents!)

That's such a great idea! Starbucks has way more to offer than just coffee. They've kind of set a tone with their flavors and uniforms and caps and stuff haven't they? I've always thought I would look cute in one their green and white aprons. That Starbucks Green is a great. bright but not too bright color on me. Especially when I have a tan like I do now.

Oh heck, now I want to run to a Starbucks and bribe one of the baristas to sell me her apron!

Orrrrr you could do what I did last night ... and buy one on eBay

Gonna be a fun Halloween!!

 

[Shade333]

Doctor Liz,
I am currently having a problem with my masturbation fantasies and the type of porn I am indulging in. I have been consuming large amounts of cuckold, femdom, and sph porn to the point where not much else turns me on. Also my masturbation fantasies always involve me watching a woman being fucked by a guy with a huge cock and rarely involve me doing the actual fucking. Do you have any advice about how I can break this cycle or what may be causing it?

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, you were definitely missed. Great to see you you posting again!

I'm very impressed that you can type with your mouth full sweetie

Orrrrr you could do what I did last night ... and buy one on eBay

Gonna be a fun Halloween!!

I bet Visa loves you as much as they love me!

 

[LizVegas79]

Doctor Liz,
I am currently having a problem with my masturbation fantasies and the type of porn I am indulging in. I have been consuming large amounts of cuckold, femdom, and sph porn to the point where not much else turns me on. Also my masturbation fantasies always involve me watching a woman being fucked by a guy with a huge cock and rarely involve me doing the actual fucking. Do you have any advice about how I can break this cycle or what may be causing it?

Dear Judging Your Problem,

Without knowing your current relationship status (single, married, girlfriend) I can say that your first problem is that you seem to me to be diagnosing your "problem" by judging it.

Unless these masturbation fantasies are interfering with current relationships, imho you do not have a problem at all. In fact, you might be discovering what it is that you are looking for in a future (or even possibly current) partner. There's nothing wrong with that.

Communication is the central building block of any relationship. You need to first be honest with yourself and second, be honest with your partner(s).

If you are judging the fantasies you are having out of some misplaced sense of guilt, or perhaps feeling inadequate about the equipment you have been given, you need to look at that and ask yourself why? Your past religious indoctrination might very well be spoiling your ability to be happy.

If you're currently in a relationship and you know that your partner is dissatisfied with your sexual performance, then you should be commended for being open to outside the box ways of making her happy and sexually satisfied.

Or, of course, it could be your first baby steps towards realizing that you are gay.

Hmm, our time is up. Come back for another session. More info is necessary before I can determine whether there's anything wrong with you, or you're just kinky.

Doctor "Maybe Your Problem Is All In Your Head" Liz

 

[Firecracker]

I bet Visa loves you as much as they love me!

Oh do they ever love me ... even moreso this month because I mayyyyyyy or may not have bought these (obvs to coordinate with the Starbucks apron and some white thigh-high stockings, a coffee mug ... and that might be it )

(Sorry the image is so big - I'm terrible at this sometimes lol)

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh do they ever love me ... even moreso this month because I mayyyyyyy or may not have bought these (obvs to coordinate with the Starbucks apron and some white thigh-high stockings, a coffee mug ... and that might be it )

(Sorry the image is so big - I'm terrible at this sometimes lol)

OMG!!! Emerald green! My second favorite color!

PRETTY!!!!
(although omg those platforms!! - I'd be like 6'4" or 6'5" in those!! )

 

[Firecracker]

OMG!!! Emerald green! My second favorite color!

PRETTY!!!!
(although omg those platforms!! - I'd be like 6'4" or 6'5" in those!! )

YAY!

I don't have any shoes/heels this color and I think they'll go like perf with the barista apron color and it should result in the best cup of coffee someone has ever been served lol

(And these will put me at right around 6'1" lol ... but hubby is 6'5" so he pretty much loves it!)

 

[LizVegas79]

"I'm ready to see you now.
Would you like some cream with your sugar?" lol


(complimentary coffee service in our Reception Area
might be a great idea! Thanks Firecracker! )