Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Is it cheaper if you take the lingerie off?

No, sweetie. That's extra too. A LOT extra!! :caning:

 

[CuMex1]

Dear Cute Mexican,

Absolutely perfectly normal.

In fact, sometimes I tease my husband about being small down there too. (even though he totally is not ) He actually loves it and even plays along, apologizing over and over again and asking if there's anything else he can do to please me.

(although sometimes it backfires on me - pun intended I guess lol - because sometimes he takes it as an invitation to flip me over and "do me" in my ass because he's "so small it won't hurt")

So, if you're saying it's not perfectly normal, you can talk to him. Oh, btw, he's 6'4" and trained as a professional security guard and he's got a really bad temper when anyone smaller than him disagrees with him. He also loves to start fights so if you feel like getting your ass kicked, go ahead and keep thinking that you're weird for liking it when you wife teases you in the bedroom. I dare you


- Doctor "If You're Right Then I'm Wrong And We Both Know I'm Never Fucking Wrong, Right?" Liz

Thank you Liz! I could only imagine what a couple swap between wifey and I with you and your husband would be like.

 

[hairball18]

No, sweetie. That's extra too. A LOT extra!! :caning:

I am sure it would be worth the money spent. When you bill me make sure it is on the business account. They won't miss the $10,000.

 

[LizVegas79]

I am sure it would be worth the money spent. When you bill me make sure it is on the business account. They won't miss the $10,000.

Mmmm, business account - my 2 favorite words

 

[BrainTeez]

"Welcome to my clinic. Yes, of course I'm a fully unlicensed professional.
No, Fridays are casual dress day. Saturdays are comfy lingerie day.
Is that going to be a problem? If you would like me to put on my lab coat
before we begin your session that's perfectly fine with me. Although,
I charge an extra $75 if I have to wear my lab coat on Saturdays
so the choice is yours. Lab coat? Or no lab coat?"

Liz,

The beauty of you being unlicensed is that there's nothing stopping you from "interacting" with your patients.

Brain "I Love a Woman Who's Unencumbered by a Code of Ethics, etc" Teez

 

[HoneyedChocolatelips]

Dear Doctor Liz,

I enjoy the way my pet pleads so I often enjoy teasing him until he is a confused, hungry mess, willing to do almost anything for release. It's actually quite cute and often a little funny as one of us is bound to giggle at some point.

I think there is huge potential for comedy in a d/s dynamic, from both sides and it can help to create a real bond alongside openness and trust. Is that wrong?

Also I just bought the cutest boots that I can't really walk in but they look so good with lingerie, what shall I use them for?

Your patient patient
Honey

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz -

I really like this year's wardrobe change for the Demerit Room assistants.


signed,

Can't Wait to Break a Rule

 

[LizVegas79]

Liz,

The beauty of you being unlicensed is that there's nothing stopping you from "interacting" with your patients.

Brain "I Love a Woman Who's Unencumbered by a Code of Ethics, etc" Teez

Dear Enamored,

That's true. But that does NOT mean that I do not have a Code of Ethics. I just operate with My Own Code of Ethics, not some rando list created by some gray bearded old man in some ivory tower.

(not that there's anything wrong with gray bearded old men - they're some of my best clients! - I just don't let THEM tell ME what to do (it works much better the other way around - just ask them! )


- Doctor "Behave Or Else" Liz

 

[hairball18]

Dear Enamored,

That's true. But that does NOT mean that I do not have a Code of Ethics. I just operate with My Own Code of Ethics, not some rando list created by some gray bearded old man in some ivory tower.

(not that there's anything wrong with gray bearded old men - they're some of my best clients! - I just don't let THEM tell ME what to do (it works much better the other way around - just ask them! )


- Doctor "Behave Or Else" Liz

Grey bearded old men sounds familiar

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doctor Liz,

I enjoy the way my pet pleads so I often enjoy teasing him until he is a confused, hungry mess, willing to do almost anything for release. It's actually quite cute and often a little funny as one of us is bound to giggle at some point.

I think there is huge potential for comedy in a d/s dynamic, from both sides and it can help to create a real bond alongside openness and trust. Is that wrong?

Also I just bought the cutest boots that I can't really walk in but they look so good with lingerie, what shall I use them for?

Your patient patient
Honey

Dear Funny Honey,

I absolutely agree. There is a HUGE potential for comedy in the D/S dynamic! In fact, I've been working some into my new standup routine and practicing it on open mic audiences here in Vegas lately.

So far so good!

Plus, OMG I get soooooooo many business cards with personal cell #'s written on the back handed to me after my act I've had to permanently rent a cheap motel room to handle all my new D/S therapy clients!

Re: your new cute boots, well, for one I absolutely HAVE TO see them before I can give you my professional opinion about where you should wear them, who you should wear them for (if they do absolutely EVERYTHING they are told to earn the privilege) or what you should or should not do while wearing them.


- Doctor "I Need To See A Pic Of Your New Cute Boots" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz -

I really like this year's wardrobe change for the Demerit Room assistants.


signed,

Can't Wait to Break a Rule

Dear Waiting To Be Bad,

Oh good! I was worried the new outfits were a little to obvs.

I like to run a classy, respectable psycho-sexual clinic but it's very difficult to be stern wearing a cute baby doll nightie or spaghetti strap teddy.

I hope the new outfits make it very clear who is in charge inside the Demerit Room

- Doctor "This Will Probably Sting A Little" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Grey bearded old men sounds familiar

Shall I assume you have a furry face Hairball?

I guess it makes sense.

For years I figured your name meant that you liked to lick fur, but now I'm guessing it's you who are furry

 

[hairball18]

Shall I assume you have a furry face Hairball?

I guess it makes sense.

For years I figured your name meant that you liked to lick fur, but now I'm guessing it's you who are furry

They do both apply. But I do love to lick fur.

 

[Corbal]

They do both apply. But I do love to lick fur.

Well, that’s fucking gross.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, that’s fucking gross.

I think he means girl fur, Corbie

 

[LizVegas79]

"Well you obviously aren't cured yet because I can still see the giant
fucking boner in your pants. But I have to change for my next appointment.
He likes me to wear leather. You don't mind, do you? So, go on, tell me.
We still have five minutes. What other types of pictures do you like to look at
on the internet when you're all alone? Pretty feet? Women kissing other women?
Women with more than one man? Men with multiple women? Women tied up?
A man all tied up and being scolded by multiple beautiful women? Tell me."

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I’ve been staring at the butts on your thread, then reminded myself that when I stare at butts, I sometimes wind up having to put kids through college. Can you offer me any advice on how to sneak out of town unnoticed?

Sincerely,

Joe

 

[hairball18]

Well, that’s fucking gross.

Well I do have to groom myself.

 

[ShaneoD]

"Well you obviously aren't cured yet because I can still see the giant
fucking boner in your pants. But I have to change for my next appointment.
He likes me to wear leather. You don't mind, do you? So, go on, tell me.
We still have five minutes. What other types of pictures do you like to look at
on the internet when you're all alone? Pretty feet? Women kissing other women?
Women with more than one man? Men with multiple women? Women tied up?
A man all tied up and being scolded by multiple beautiful women? Tell me."

Liz and her love of boners in pants might have been the reason I set up an account.

Speaking of those, I have this habit of waking up late(ish) and checking lit, or waking up horny in general, and then having to rush off to work, any advice on this, other than hope they go away on the drive to work?

Also on a slightly related point what's you're favourite "causing an embarrassing boner" outfit?

 

[BrainTeez]

Dear Enamored,

That's true. But that does NOT mean that I do not have a Code of Ethics. I just operate with My Own Code of Ethics, not some rando list created by some gray bearded old man in some ivory tower.

(not that there's anything wrong with gray bearded old men - they're some of my best clients! - I just don't let THEM tell ME what to do (it works much better the other way around - just ask them! )


- Doctor "Behave Or Else" Liz

Doctor Liz,

BT has been a very bad boy ... so, "Or Else", please! :caning:

Brain "Anticipation Isn't Just for Heinz Ketchup" Teez

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I’ve been staring at the butts on your thread, then reminded myself that when I stare at butts, I sometimes wind up having to put kids through college. Can you offer me any advice on how to sneak out of town unnoticed?

Sincerely,

Joe

Dear Fuck And Go Joe,

No. I don't.

I already have enough trouble with other women hating me sometimes. I'm not going to betray any trade secrets no matter how much you beg (hint, hint ).

But I will say this, there is one really easy way that works almost 99% of the time.


- Doctor "I'm Not At Liberty To Divulge That Particular Secret Right Now" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Liz and her love of boners in pants might have been the reason I set up an account.

Speaking of those, I have this habit of waking up late(ish) and checking lit, or waking up horny in general, and then having to rush off to work, any advice on this, other than hope they go away on the drive to work?

Also on a slightly related point what's you're favourite "causing an embarrassing boner" outfit?

Dear Always On The Go But Needing Not To Be,

Just set an alarm, silly.

Otherwise, from what I know about those things they'll just keeping popping up when you least expect them to more and more often until you (or someone else) does something about them.

I have a silk, mid-thigh, off-the-shoulder, leopard print sleeve dress with a split seam that always seems to work on the hubs and most other guys who have seen it (I've worn it for a few Valentine's Day dates and other special occasions.

It goes really well with a chestnut brown pair of gladiator stilettos that I have and big hoopy silver earrings.


- Doctor "Not Safe For Work" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Doctor Liz,

BT has been a very bad boy ... so, "Or Else", please! :caning:

Brain "Anticipation Isn't Just for Heinz Ketchup" Teez

Dear Anticipating,

Hmm, I very disappointed with you BT. I thought we were making such good progress.

Oh, well, here, put on your leash, get down on the floor and follow me to the Demerit Room. :caning:

- Doctor "This Is Going To Hurt You More Than It Hurts Me" Liz

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Dear Fuck And Go Joe,

No. I don't.

I already have enough trouble with other women hating me sometimes. I'm not going to betray any trade secrets no matter how much you beg (hint, hint ).

But I will say this, there is one really easy way that works almost 99% of the time.


- Doctor "I'm Not At Liberty To Divulge That Particular Secret Right Now" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

I’ve tried begging, but then some polite but burly young gentlemen in uniforms approach me saying something about a restraining order. I’m not an attorney and don’t understand what they’re talking about. I just want my comic book collection back.

Sincerely,

A newly awakened Joe whose stocking up on canned goods and ammunition

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn04.**********/uploads/photos/2019/09/13251/bdsmlr-13251-551y6sEGlq.jpg

"Hmmm, this week's session is almost up.

So, would you like to guess what color panties I'm wearing?

If you get it right, your next appointment is free.

Of course, if your guess is wrong, not only will this appointment and your next be double,
there will be other consequences as well.

Some may even sting a little."