Dear Dr Liz,
Why do I imagine you get asked to do quite a few hernia exams......wait a medical problem
Which do you suppose will be more of a problem with the current warm weather neck or eye strain?
Oh, and btw, you're next because there's a squeak in one of the sex toy cabinet doors and I'm very, VERY disappointed in the customer service I received when I called your office and spoke to you wife about it.
Dr. Liz -
I am sorry to learn of a potential defect in my work . . . it will be resolved to your satisfaction immediately!
I must also apologize for the customer service problem when you called the office. It's just that my SO was not aware of the Demerit Room project, as I did the work on an "off the books" basis because it fell outside my normal contractor domain.
Pressed for details, I simply explained that the work was for a Doctor's office, and no accounting was required as the work was done on an "exchange for fees" basis, simply multiple tests and work-ups to make sure that I was in good working order.
Signed,
Your "humbled" Contractor
p.s. I really do enjoy your office's testing and work-up techniques!
Oh, and btw, you're next because there's a squeak in one of the sex toy cabinet doors and I'm very, VERY disappointed in the customer service I received when I called your office and spoke to you wife about it.
Dr. Liz -
I am sorry to learn of a potential defect in my work . . . it will be resolved to your satisfaction immediately!
I must also apologize for the customer service problem when you called the office. It's just that my SO was not aware of the Demerit Room project, as I did the work on an "off the books" basis because it fell outside my normal contractor domain.
Pressed for details, I simply explained that the work was for a Doctor's office, and no accounting was required as the work was done on an "exchange for fees" basis, simply multiple tests and work-ups to make sure that I was in good working order.
Signed,
Your "humbled" Contractor
p.s. I really do enjoy your office's testing and work-up techniques!
Dear Humbled,
I see. So you're lying to your wife about us now, huh?
Hmm, that's kind of hot.
Okay, meet me in the Demerit Room in 15 minutes. If you don't have any oil, don't worry, we have plenty.
I'm going to jump in the shower and then I'll be right there to help you anyway that I can.
- Doctor "Do Me A Favor And I'll Do You One Too" Liz
I'm not sure about now, but she used to have a few massage parlors in Vegas, too. She might have sold them by now, though.... or they got confiscated.
"Well you obviously aren't cured yet because I can still see the giant
fucking boner in your pants. But I have to change for my next appointment.
He likes me to wear leather. You don't mind, do you? So, go on, tell me.
We still have five minutes. What other types of pictures do you like to look at
on the internet when you're all alone? Pretty feet? Women kissing other women?
Women with more than one man? Men with multiple women? Women tied up?
A man all tied up and being scolded by multiple beautiful women? Tell me."
Hey Doc, first let me say, your doing a great job.
Somehow I think in your line of work though, a virus warning from clicking a link, would be the last type of Virus to be worried about.
- Concerned - IT Professional.
