Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[de_valmont]

Dear Lizzy Doctor, I have to confess I have a new girlfriend. When I bought her an apartment, I didn't forget the room for shoes. There eare shoes of every type and color, for every occasion. Comfy, work (garden), work (office), exercises, shopping, sex, and others. Among the sex shoes are dildos and vibs formed as highheels.

Now she's no longer interested in me, but literally lives in her shoes room. I know that you have that fetish too but live a normal, sexy, and promiscuous life..I know you can help her. But I hold it necessary you see her in her current living room, tha shoes room. Will you help us? In the end, depending on your liquidation note, I might be forced to pay you by that apartment. But I'll keep a key. Deal?

 

[LizVegas79]

"Wait. Who the fuck said I was going to be nice to you?
Do I look like I'm going to be nice to you? I have no fucking
intention of being nice to you. Now if you want me to cure you
of your weird, little problem, get on the floor, shut up
and do exactly everything I fucking say, or else."

 

[de_valmont]

"Wait. Who the fuck said I was going to be nice to you?
Do I look like I'm going to be nice to you? I have no fucking
intention of being nice to you. Now if you want me to cure you
of your weird, little problem, get on the floor, shut up
and do exactly everything I fucking say, or else."

I'm not asking for a favour, but inquire a job.

 

[HoneyedChocolatelips]

I enjoy solving your problems and my problems one at a time, sweetie.

Which is why God gave me TWO hands I guess!!


- Doctor "I Solve Each Issue With One Hand At A Time" Liz

My hero!

 

[HotBrand]

Dear Medical A-Student,

- Doctor "of Comprehensive Observational Cognitive Knowledge" Liz

This was SUCH a good response!

I'm sorry for being slow but everyone here must have loved how erudite, eloquent, and erotic your post was.

You're amazing.

 

[Jordan90]

Dear Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth,


Oh, it's not that bad, sweetie. I've seen far, far "worse".

All you need is a tall, slender Latina doctor with a long pretty neck and a super suppressed gag reflex ... now give it to me, I can take it.

There! See?

It fits all the way down in with hardly any problem at all.

Oh? You want to see me do it again? My pleasure.


- Doctor "Those Are Tears of Joy Silly" Liz

Ohhhh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor...

I'm afraid in helping me solve one problem you've inadvertently created another. I've heard that tall, slender Latinas with suppressed gag reflexes are more addicting than heroin. And you just got me addicted.

Isn't getting patients addicted to powerful stimulants like slender Latina doctors a crime and cause for removal of medical licensure? But if you don't say anything (since you do seem to have your mouth full at the moment), I won't say anything.

Though we simply must do something about this addiction you created...addictions aren't healthy and need to be fully choked and suppressed, don't you agree? I'm sure you medical background supports me on this.

 

[hotcpu]

"Wait. Who the fuck said I was going to be nice to you?
Do I look like I'm going to be nice to you? I have no fucking
intention of being nice to you. Now if you want me to cure you
of your weird, little problem, get on the floor, shut up
and do exactly everything I fucking say, or else."

Now that is some rules to follow that we both will enjoy

 

[LizVegas79]

Ohhhh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor...

I'm afraid in helping me solve one problem you've inadvertently created another. I've heard that tall, slender Latinas with suppressed gag reflexes are more addicting than heroin. And you just got me addicted.

Isn't getting patients addicted to powerful stimulants like slender Latina doctors a crime and cause for removal of medical licensure? But if you don't say anything (since you do seem to have your mouth full at the moment), I won't say anything.

Though we simply must do something about this addiction you created...addictions aren't healthy and need to be fully choked and suppressed, don't you agree? I'm sure you medical background supports me on this.

Dear Trying To Blackmail Me Into Helping You,

Yes. It's true. Tall, slender Latina doctors like me ARE more addicting than heroin.

However, good luck getting any judge in this town to hear your case against me, much less any lawyer even willing to take your case. I'm not saying I know each and every one of them personally (and privately ) but let's just say I feel my medical license is at zero risk of being revoked.

However, your problem does seem to have come back even bigger than before.

I better take a picture of it so that I can talk about it with the other clinicians back at the clinic. Damn. I mean ... wow.

Try not to touch it.

And definitely stop applying so much lotion on it.

Stay off the internet.

I'll be back with one of my assistants as soon as I can.


- Doctor "Everyone Is Addicted To Something" Liz

 

[2021Noobie]

Doc, are nudist clubs in Vegas good places for tourists to visit?

 

[hairball18]

Dear Trying To Blackmail Me Into Helping You,

Yes. It's true. Tall, slender Latina doctors like me ARE more addicting than heroin.

However, good luck getting any judge in this town to hear your case against me, much less any lawyer even willing to take your case. I'm not saying I know each and every one of them personally (and privately ) but let's just say I feel my medical license is at zero risk of being revoked.

However, your problem does seem to have come back even bigger than before.

I better take a picture of it so that I can talk about it with the other clinicians back at the clinic. Damn. I mean ... wow.

Try not to touch it.

And definitely stop applying so much lotion on it.

Stay off the internet.

I'll be back with one of my assistants as soon as I can.


- Doctor "Everyone Is Addicted To Something" Liz

That is the hottest picture I have seen in a long time.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Lizzy Doctor, I have to confess I have a new girlfriend. When I bought her an apartment, I didn't forget the room for shoes. There eare shoes of every type and color, for every occasion. Comfy, work (garden), work (office), exercises, shopping, sex, and others. Among the sex shoes are dildos and vibs formed as highheels.

Now she's no longer interested in me, but literally lives in her shoes room. I know that you have that fetish too but live a normal, sexy, and promiscuous life..I know you can help her. But I hold it necessary you see her in her current living room, tha shoes room. Will you help us? In the end, depending on your liquidation note, I might be forced to pay you by that apartment. But I'll keep a key. Deal?

Dear Locked Out Of Her Shoe Closet,

Do you happen to know your gf's'shoe size? (silly question, I know, but I have to ask rather than presume that you have it memorized - which, between you and me, I do totally presume )

Depending on your answer, I can come over this afternoon to assess the quality of her shoe collection and my new, secret rendezvous apartment.

- Doctor "My Other Office Is More Of A Luxury Apartment In A Secret Location" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm not asking for a favour, but inquire a job.

Dear Job Seeker,

Oh? Well what are your qualifications and fetishes?

- Doctor "I'm Always Firing And Hiring" Liz

My hero!

This was SUCH a good response!

I'm sorry for being slow but everyone here must have loved how erudite, eloquent, and erotic your post was.

You're amazing.

What did you just call me?

Thanks, sweetie. I'm glad I was able to kiss it and make it all better.

Now that is some rules to follow that we both will enjoy

Mmmm, sounds like you're giving me permission to be a little mean to you ... thank you!

 

[LizVegas79]

Doc, are nudist clubs in Vegas good places for tourists to visit?

Dear Off Strip and Strip Off Visitor,

YES!! They are. Although not necessarily by yourself. I suggest bringing a willing partner. Preferably female. You'll have a better chance of getting invited into a VIP Room if you do.


- Doctor "I Know All The Best VIP Rooms" Liz

 

[2021Noobie]

“Willing partner” how does one find those in Las Vegas?
Will they check ID’s?

 

[LizVegas79]

“Willing partner” how does one find those in Las Vegas?
Will they check ID’s?

Dress nice, brush your teeth, make a cardboard sign stating that you are looking for a willing partner to go to sex clubs with and hang out in casino bars passing out your business card.

Nope. No ID checks!!

 

[LizVegas79]

"Ask me anything at all."

 

[2021Noobie]

So if they say couples, they only care that each man comes in with a woman
They don’t care if the man has a relationship with the woman

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Dr. Needs to Expand,

Even though I spent two glorious weeks in Hawaii and....the after hours servicing was unending, I was on my back with a big smile on my face when I realized you really should open a location in Hawaii. (yeah that's what I was really thinking in that explosive moment) But the thought stands. I think you and your staff would clean up in the Islands!

Once the two-week magic has worn off, I will definitely need to stop by the clinic for a tuneup and readjustment.

Signed,
Still on aloha time.

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Llz -

I do so like your new look as Mistress of the Demerit Room!


Signed

Your "I try to behave, but your practice keeps pulling me back" patient

 

[HotBrand]

Dr. Llz -

[...]
Signed

Your "I try to behave, but your practice keeps pulling me back" patient

I am LOVING this look. Did anyone else just LOVE the aesthetic of this?

That kind of silvery-metallic sheen on the skin, nails, and lips (?) is so gorgeous.

Thank you for sharing that GIF!!

 

[LoveLiving]

"Ask me anything at all."

Dear Dr. liz

I went to see my doctor today, and I didn’t wear any clothes. When I entered her office, she fainted.
What should I do?

 

[Jordan90]

Dear Trying To Blackmail Me Into Helping You,

Yes. It's true. Tall, slender Latina doctors like me ARE more addicting than heroin.

However, good luck getting any judge in this town to hear your case against me, much less any lawyer even willing to take your case. I'm not saying I know each and every one of them personally (and privately ) but let's just say I feel my medical license is at zero risk of being revoked.

However, your problem does seem to have come back even bigger than before.

I better take a picture of it so that I can talk about it with the other clinicians back at the clinic. Damn. I mean ... wow.

Try not to touch it.

And definitely stop applying so much lotion on it.

Stay off the internet.

I'll be back with one of my assistants as soon as I can.


- Doctor "Everyone Is Addicted To Something" Liz

Firstly, Doctor, your photograph seems to have exacerbated my addiction problem rather than relieving it. That seems somewhat retrograde to me. You're medical directions seem somewhat contradictory: first you post that photograph, then you tell me not to touch myself. Those seem mutally exclusive to me...but you ARE the professional, so I suppose I have to take your word for it.

Also, I noticed you mentioning my problem on another thread. I was operating under the assumption (though I'd prefer to be operating under you, but that's besides the point) that medical information shared within these four walls was confidential. And since you've so forcefully pointed out that you're in no danger whatsoever of losing your medical license and never will be, no matter what flagrancies you commit, I think it high time to take this matter into my own hands and make sure you can't say anything else about me to anyone.

 

[LizVegas79]

So if they say couples, they only care that each man comes in with a woman
They don’t care if the man has a relationship with the woman

Exactly.

It's also important what kind of relationship they have. Although no one asks, it's still a good idea to talk about it first before you go.

Dear Dr. Needs to Expand,

Even though I spent two glorious weeks in Hawaii and....the after hours servicing was unending, I was on my back with a big smile on my face when I realized you really should open a location in Hawaii. (yeah that's what I was really thinking in that explosive moment) But the thought stands. I think you and your staff would clean up in the Islands!

Once the two-week magic has worn off, I will definitely need to stop by the clinic for a tuneup and readjustment.

Signed,
Still on aloha time.

Dear Aloha Time,

You're so fucking right!

I'm starting a GoFundMe campaign right now to get this brilliant idea off the ground. Anyone who wants to donate and get a free one-day VIP Pass when it opens click here.


- Doctor "I Look Cute In Grass Skirts I Promise" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Llz -

I do so like your new look as Mistress of the Demerit Room!


Signed

Your "I try to behave, but your practice keeps pulling me back" patient

Dear Trying But Failing,

We can't learn from our mistakes without making them first so I have 100% confidence in you that you can fail yourself to a total and complete cure!

I say GO FOR IT!!!


- Doctor "Failure Is Always An Option, Silly, But There Are Consequences" Liz

I am LOVING this look. Did anyone else just LOVE the aesthetic of this?

That kind of silvery-metallic sheen on the skin, nails, and lips (?) is so gorgeous.

Thank you for sharing that GIF!!

Dear Grateful,

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy I squeezed you in for an appointment today?


- Doctor "I Already Know The Answer But I'm Required To Ask" Liz

Dear Dr. liz

I went to see my doctor today, and I didn’t wear any clothes. When I entered her office, she fainted.
What should I do?

Dear Faint Inducing,

When was the last time you took a shower? You know, with soap and shampoo?


- Doctor "No Dirty Birdie's!" Liz

 

[Firecracker]

"We made lots of progress today. I'm very proud of you. But I have to go now. TTTL."

Dear Dr. Lizzie -

Those heels are everything, right?

Signed,
Someone who enjoys asking rhetorical questions.