Ask Doctor Liz!

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Because I can't afford a real detective at the moment (and the one I thought I hired doesn't work for sex because he's obviously trying to screw me in a different way ) I've decided to start my own investigation into who broke my sybbie and stole my favorite pretty hummingbird feather.

I think I've the perfect outfit to wear for when I question all the suspects too.


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What do you all think?

Do I have a shot at getting someone to confess or what?

Just call me Detective Girl!

- Doctor "It Was You, Wasn't It?" Liz

I confess! I confess! Please don't go easy on me.

 

[LizVegas79]

LIZ! How can you think that of me? Do you really think I would go as low as to betray a dear, dear friend like yourself for a measly $100,000? Oh wait... that's right.. $250,000.

LIZ! How can you think that of me? Do you really think I would go as low as to betray a dear, dear friend like yourself for a measly $250,000?

I'm sooooo hurt, Liz. I would think that after realizing I had nothing to do with using your sybbie and stealing your precious hummingbird feather, that you would even consider the possibility that I would be a part of Investor's evil scheme.

Wow! I'm not sure if I'll be able to sleep tonight after this. Especially just finding out that one of my great, great Uncles to one of my Mom's distant cousins passed away and may or may not have left me a lot of money in his will. I'm so devastated right now, I could just scream!



Umm... * cough, clears throat, Oh shit! I'm out of water *

That stack of vibrating dildos that I said I would swear on is actually the stack of vibrating dildos I had seen at Nova's apartment when I would go visit her. I have never, ever used one in my life, Liz. I SWEAR! I don't even know how to turn one on, let alone use it. * cough, COUGH! clears throat *

Come to think of it, I do recall seeing a purple vibrating dildo in her stack of vibrating dildos, so you might want to check with her. Now I'm NOT saying that she's the one who took them... * clears throat * … I'm just saying.



Liz, I thought the same thing! I found it very suspicious that Nova gave Investor a free pass to the Whiskey Therapy Room myself. Why would she do that, I asked myself. Then it dawned on me... How can she afford to live in a luxurious penthouse apartment, drive around in an expensive sports car, have maid and room service 24/7 and still have enough money to buy a half a dozen very expensive and very rare Hummingbird feather pillows for her very expense, double king sized bed?

You know I love Nova to pieces, Liz... and I know she is the best at what she does, but there's no way she makes that kind of money working at her job. She must have other sources of income that you and I don't know about. So it makes complete sense to me that Nova and Investor are in this together and that this whole thing of accusing innocent me of using your sybbie and stealing your precious Hummingbird feather was all part of their plan.

I'm so glad that it's obvious now to you Liz that I'm a victim here and completely innocent of any wrong doing! * cough, COUGH, COUGH, clears throat *

Damnit! I need to go get a drink of water!

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You sure do seem to have several very conspicuous coughing fits, sweetie.

But here you go. Drink this. It's just water. I promise. It's not truth serum a friend of mine in the CIA gave me or anything.

Maybe you should take some of that upfront money Investor promised you, I mean, some of that money your great, great uncle left you and go have that cough checked out.

I wouldn't suggest picking an out of town doctor though. I have both the international and the domestic terminals at the airport under surveillance watching for you and Nova and Investor. I just have a few questions for you three ... in my Detective Girl outfit ... in my office ... with my new sybbie, I mean, lie detector ....

 

[JerseyJade]

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Damn that sybbie! How long is it going to take this time before I short this thing out!

 

[LizVegas79]

*grovelling at your sexy feet*
Please mistress I have betrayed your trust. I will do anything you desire if I can earn your forgiveness.

I confess! I confess! Please don't go easy on me.

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I have to be sure neither of you are lying to me. Believe it or not, some men will say just about anything for a chance to be with me.

Some will even lie, and take the blame for others who are far, far more guilty than they are, just in the hope that I might give them the slightest little bit of attention. They don't even care whether I'm nice or I'm mean to them. Isn't that crazy?

The fact is, I don't enjoy being mean. I much prefer being very, very nice.

Very, very nice. Some might even say "too" nice.

But, as I understand it, blue balls become more and more and more painful the longer and longer you are nice to them but don't allow them to release. I've actually been told I've mastered the art of purple balls.

I don't want to give you purple balls. Purple balls almost always come with severe brain damage from the backing up of cum in your system until it leaks out of your ears.

So, tell me the truth and I will give you both the biggest, messiest, best orgasms of your life.

Neither of you had anything to do with my missing hummingbird feather at all, did you?

 

[LizVegas79]

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Damn that sybbie! How long is it going to take this time before I short this thing out!

The wonderful thing about using a sybbie as a lie detector JJ is that a girl doesn't beg to be allowed to finally orgasm after long hours of edging like a guy does.

No, instead she begs for me to STOP making her orgasm.

Just a little word of warning, sweetie. I don't want you to get permanent brain damage or anything just because you stole a silly little hummingbird feather.

 

[LizVegas79]

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

I hope you all have a warm and wonderful holiday surrounded by friends and fam!

We'll resume trying to figure out who stole my favorite hummingbird feather and broke my sybbie after the holiday.

Was it JJ?

Was it Nova?

Was it Investor in a dastardly plot to win the internet by tricking JJ and Nova and me to love and trust and LOVE each other again in my hot tub?

Who else will confess to the crime just for the chance that I'll be nice (or mean ) to them in my Don't-Even-Try-To-Lie-To-Me Detective Girl outfit?

Stay tuned and VOTE NOW for who you think did it and why!!



Doctor "Let Me Help You Out Of Those Wet Clothes" Liz

 

[clistenovena]

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Okay. I'm back. Let's talk.

Remember when I said we'd do the whole "She did it! No, she did it!" thing? Well, that has certainly come to pass, hasn't it. Not a question.

~looks around~ Sooooooooo many rumors and stories flying around. My, my. The tangled webs we weave, huh, JJ? Let's set the record straight, shall we?

I'm done with the lies. So Liz, here's the real deal.

JJ and I have been in this together from the very beginning.

~cue gasp~

Yep. Your doe-eyed, "innocent" came to me with an elaborate plan to break into your office and get that hummingbird feather in order to make a gorgeous necklace out of it. She said she desperately needed it. She told me she had an important job interview and wanted to look perfect so she'd nail the job...by nailing her new boss who, apparently has a hummingbird-feather fetish. (Hey! There's aaaaaaalllll kinds, you know!). Liz, you know how she hates the job at the video store and has said over and over she'd do *anything* to leave that place. You also know what she's like when she bats those long eyelashes. I had no choice but to go all "deep throat" and help!

First off, art class. That was a big hurdle. JJ knew she'd need all the supplies there to create the necklace, but the art teacher was a client of yours, Liz, and knew all about the hummingbird feather. So, JJ asked me to come by and "distract" him so he wouldn't notice her in class that night (alibi). I told her that if here sexy self was anywhere nearby, no man would forget her presence. Because of that, I knew the "distraction" would require all my efforts. And since it was to help JJ, yeah, he was spent and wasted when I was done with him.

But JJ was still so worried he'd remember seeing her in class, so I took her to him to prove he wouldn't remember a thing. That's how she knew what condition he was in! But even after seeing what an incoherent mess he was, she wanted to make sure he was a completely mindless, so we...ahem, doubled our "efforts" and worked him over but good (real good). And just know, he wasn't drooling and mumbling about the clinic. He was shaking his head back and forth and moaning "sooooooooooooooo goooooood." I mean, JJ wanted to *make sure* he was incapable of functioning for at least several hours. And you know what she can be like when she uses her extraordinary talents on

And after we were done (wiping our mouths of the evidence), we knew we had to get out of there before he came to. In her hurry to get out, JJ got her heel on her shoe caught in the floor rug when she was getting up off her knees. That's how she twisted her ankle.*

After all that, JJ needed to go back to the clinic to find a bandage to wrap her ankle (the BDSM room has loads of that stuff). On the way down the hall to the red room, we saw your open office door, and well, we were still jazzed from doing the art teacher, so we snuck in there to...visit the sybbie. We left a big mess and wanted to clean it all up, but JJ had her interview to get to.

So Liz, now you know the truth. I am so ashamed of myself.

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[clistenovena]

That stack of vibrating dildos that I said I would swear on is actually the stack of vibrating dildos I had seen at Nova's apartment when I would go visit her. I have never, ever used one in my life, Liz. I SWEAR! I don't even know how to turn one on, let alone use it. * cough, COUGH! clears throat *

Come to think of it, I do recall seeing a purple vibrating dildo in her stack of vibrating dildos, so you might want to check with her. Now I'm NOT saying that she's the one who took them... * clears throat * … I'm just saying.

OMG! You are still at it??

The gig is up, girlie! Here's what's up with the missing dildos.

JJ's fuck-me heels got her the job, and her new boss told her the new job was a "BYOD" situation. She knew there was only one place to get good quality vibes...for free.

As far as her not knowing how to use one, you should look up her instructional vibe video. I'll find that link and share.

You know I love Nova to pieces, Liz... and I know she is the best at what she does, but there's no way she makes that kind of money working at her job. She must have other sources of income that you and I don't know about.

About that, here's my secret.

And JJ, just so you know...

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[investor]

Dr. Liz,

I am so relieved to see Nova come forward and acknowledge her and JJ’s involvement in the Disappearing Hummingbird Feather Caper.

Needless to say, I was shocked and appalled by those spurious accusations! . . . and I felt a bit like the Good Samaritan who ended up getting mugged by the people he tried to help, or like Daniel being thrown into the lions’ den.

It was a sleepless night working on my defense, now not needed (thank goodness), but let me point out the following:

- I was not “hired” by anyone to look into the mysterious disappearance of the hummingbird feather . . . instead, I chose to explore and examine the evidence Pro Boner . . . opps, damn autocorrect . . . that should read “Pro Bono” . . . please remember “older than dirt”;

- I do not accept bribes to pursue my work . . . however, gratuitous gifts after my work is brought to a satisfying conclusion are welcome;

- It was surprising to see my 2008 Honda CR-V, with 145,396 miles, compared to a Gulfstream jet;

- Know that I am content to continue to live on my fixed income, as my requirements are meager, so the temptation to put together a “mega-millions” scheme is beyond my capability;

- I have never communicated directly with TAAN, but note that he had the good sense to stay out of the fray.

Needless to say, I think I should refrain from getting involved with the missing vibrating enhancement devices . . . Liz, your advice to pause until after the holiday is a good one . . . I am reminded of the opposing soldiers in WWI (NOT a personal memory!) who called a truce on Christmas Eve to sing carols and share gifts, but then resumed the war after the holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!


Investor


p.s. Was that really an Eiderdown feather? I was sure that came from the rare albino hummingbird . . . but then I’m not an ornithologist . . .

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[JerseyJade]

Needless to say, I think I should refrain from getting involved with the missing vibrating enhancement devices . . .

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OMG! What a relief! If he started to investigate the missing stack of vibrating dildos, I don't know what I would have done!

Happy Thanksgiving, Investor.

 

[JerseyJade]

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Okay. I'm back. Let's talk.

Remember when I said we'd do the whole "She did it! No, she did it!" thing? Well, that has certainly come to pass, hasn't it. Not a question.

~looks around~ Sooooooooo many rumors and stories flying around. My, my. The tangled webs we weave, huh, JJ? Let's set the record straight, shall we?

I'm done with the lies. So Liz, here's the real deal.

JJ and I have been in this together from the very beginning.

~cue gasp~

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Noooooova! What are you doing?!?! We pinky swore that we were going to keep this to ourselves! That's almost as sacred as swearing on a stack of vibrating dildos! You traitor!

Yep. Your doe-eyed, "innocent" came to me with an elaborate plan to break into your office and get that hummingbird feather in order to make a gorgeous necklace out of it. She said she desperately needed it. She told me she had an important job interview and wanted to look perfect so she'd nail the job...by nailing her new boss who, apparently has a hummingbird-feather fetish. (Hey! There's aaaaaaalllll kinds, you know!). Liz, you know how she hates the job at the video store and has said over and over she'd do *anything* to leave that place. You also know what she's like when she bats those long eyelashes. I had no choice but to go all "deep throat" and help!

You could have said, no, Nova! It's not like I put a gun to your head and made you help me. As a matter of fact, you encouraged me to go through with it. I think you helped me for a different reason anyway as you thought the Art instructor was hot and just wanted an excuse to do him. Talk about being used!

First off, art class. That was a big hurdle. JJ knew she'd need all the supplies there to create the necklace, but the art teacher was a client of yours, Liz, and knew all about the hummingbird feather. So, JJ asked me to come by and "distract" him so he wouldn't notice her in class that night (alibi). I told her that if here sexy self was anywhere nearby, no man would forget her presence. Because of that, I knew the "distraction" would require all my efforts. And since it was to help JJ, yeah, he was spent and wasted when I was done with him.

Oh why don't you just come out and say his name, Miss "Hey, look at me. I'm blonde, gorgeous, rich and I have a BIG mouth!" Was he Investor? Was he Tan? Was he the Mayor of Las Vegas? I'll never tell... because unlike you, Nova.. I know how to keep a secret!

But JJ was still so worried he'd remember seeing her in class, so I took her to him to prove he wouldn't remember a thing. That's how she knew what condition he was in! But even after seeing what an incoherent mess he was, she wanted to make sure he was a completely mindless, so we...ahem, doubled our "efforts" and worked him over but good (real good). And just know, he wasn't drooling and mumbling about the clinic. He was shaking his head back and forth and moaning "sooooooooooooooo goooooood." I mean, JJ wanted to *make sure* he was incapable of functioning for at least several hours. And you know what she can be like when she uses her extraordinary talents on

Well excuse me for being paranoid, Nova! Unlike you, I don't have the experience that you do in being sneaky and devious. I should have listened to my mom in the first place. She always warned me that you would be a bad influence on me.

And after we were done (wiping our mouths of the evidence), we knew we had to get out of there before he came to. In her hurry to get out, JJ got her heel on her shoe caught in the floor rug when she was getting up off her knees. That's how she twisted her ankle.*

Stupid rug! I will admit, though. That was pretty fun. We'll have to do that again someday. I do have a few guys in mind if you're interested.

After all that, JJ needed to go back to the clinic to find a bandage to wrap her ankle (the BDSM room has loads of that stuff). On the way down the hall to the red room, we saw your open office door, and well, we were still jazzed from doing the art teacher, so we snuck in there to...visit the sybbie. We left a big mess and wanted to clean it all up, but JJ had her interview to get to.

WE LEFT A BIG MESS?! Nice try, Nova.. but it's more like, YOU LEFT A BIG MESS!

Liz, I admit that Nova and I snuck into your office to use the sybbie, but I was not the one who broke it. She wouldn't even let me take a turn on it. Once she got started, that was it. Once she started orgasming, she went completely insane. I kept telling her, "Let me have a turn! Let me have a turn!" but no.... she kept pushing me away.

Liz, you know how the dial setting on your sybbie starts at a "1" and goes all the way up to a, "Are you nuts?" Well Nova wasn't happy just using a setting of an 8 or a 10. After a few minutes and 2 dozen orgasms, she turned the dial all the way to, "Are you nuts?"

I pleaded with her not to go there, Liz. I was so afraid of what was going to happen. But she just ignored me as if I wasn't even there. No sooner than she did that, she began screaming in orgasmic delight. One right after the other, her orgasms shook through her body.

Then it happened. The whole room started to shake. Pictures were falling off the wall. Yellow sparks began to fly out of the sybbie. The room began to fill with smoke. But that didn't phase Nova a bit!

A minute later, the sybbie burst into flames, which freaked me out. Nova just sat there, drained of every ounce of energy, she couldn't even move. I not only feared for my life, but I feared for Nova's even more. Even with my hurt and bandaged ankle, I quickly ran over to Nova and carried her out of your office.

For the next 10 minutes or so, I held Nova in my arms, making her sip water in hopes of her becoming stronger. When she finally was strong enough to move and talk, you want to know what she did?

Instead of thanking me for saving her life, she grabbed me by my beautiful hummingbird feathered necklace and pulled me to her face. With one of the most threatening and meanest look I have ever seen from her, she looked right into my eyes and said, "You don't say anything to Liz about this, you hear me, JJ?! You don't know shit about what happened here!"

Liz, I honestly wanted to tell you what happened with your sybbie, but Nova was so convincing with her threat to me, that I was afraid of what would have happened to me if I told you. I hope you understand the predicament I was in.

I do sincerely apologize for "borrowing" your precious hummingbird feather that day. Just so you know, I was planning on giving it back, but Nova broke it when she threatened me. Yep, that's what happened to your feather. Honestly! * clears throat *

So Liz, now you know the truth. I am so ashamed of myself.

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Yeah, right! You look ashamed alright! You should be ashamed though... of betraying me! But that's okay. I'm not mad.

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Liz, I'm truly sorry for what I done and I hope someday you can forgive me. Just so you know though, none of this would have happened if Nova not only agreed to help me, but she encouraged me as well. Just look at her and then look at my sincere regret over this.

Who are you going to believe, huh? Huh? Huh? Enough said!

 

[kurrginatorX]

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Noooooova! What are you doing?!?! We pinky swore that we were going to keep this to ourselves! That's almost as sacred as swearing on a stack of vibrating dildos! You traitor!



You could have said, no, Nova! It's not like I put a gun to your head and made you help me. As a matter of fact, you encouraged me to go through with it. I think you helped me for a different reason anyway as you thought the Art instructor was hot and just wanted an excuse to do him. Talk about being used!



Oh why don't you just come out and say his name, Miss "Hey, look at me. I'm blonde, gorgeous, rich and I have a BIG mouth!" Was he Investor? Was he Tan? Was he the Mayor of Las Vegas? I'll never tell... because unlike you, Nova.. I know how to keep a secret!



Well excuse me for being paranoid, Nova! Unlike you, I don't have the experience that you do in being sneaky and devious. I should have listened to my mom in the first place. She always warned me that you would be a bad influence on me.



Stupid rug! I will admit, though. That was pretty fun. We'll have to do that again someday. I do have a few guys in mind if you're interested.



WE LEFT A BIG MESS?! Nice try, Nova.. but it's more like, YOU LEFT A BIG MESS!

Liz, I admit that Nova and I snuck into your office to use the sybbie, but I was not the one who broke it. She wouldn't even let me take a turn on it. Once she got started, that was it. Once she started orgasming, she went completely insane. I kept telling her, "Let me have a turn! Let me have a turn!" but no.... she kept pushing me away.

Liz, you know how the dial setting on your sybbie starts at a "1" and goes all the way up to a, "Are you nuts?" Well Nova wasn't happy just using a setting of an 8 or a 10. After a few minutes and 2 dozen orgasms, she turned the dial all the way to, "Are you nuts?"

I pleaded with her not to go there, Liz. I was so afraid of what was going to happen. But she just ignored me as if I wasn't even there. No sooner than she did that, she began screaming in orgasmic delight. One right after the other, her orgasms shook through her body.

Then it happened. The whole room started to shake. Pictures were falling off the wall. Yellow sparks began to fly out of the sybbie. The room began to fill with smoke. But that didn't phase Nova a bit!

A minute later, the sybbie burst into flames, which freaked me out. Nova just sat there, drained of every ounce of energy, she couldn't even move. I not only feared for my life, but I feared for Nova's even more. Even with my hurt and bandaged ankle, I quickly ran over to Nova and carried her out of your office.

For the next 10 minutes or so, I held Nova in my arms, making her sip water in hopes of her becoming stronger. When she finally was strong enough to move and talk, you want to know what she did?

Instead of thanking me for saving her life, she grabbed me by my beautiful hummingbird feathered necklace and pulled me to her face. With one of the most threatening and meanest look I have ever seen from her, she looked right into my eyes and said, "You don't say anything to Liz about this, you hear me, JJ?! You don't know shit about what happened here!"

Liz, I honestly wanted to tell you what happened with your sybbie, but Nova was so convincing with her threat to me, that I was afraid of what would have happened to me if I told you. I hope you understand the predicament I was in.

I do sincerely apologize for "borrowing" your precious hummingbird feather that day. Just so you know, I was planning on giving it back, but Nova broke it when she threatened me. Yep, that's what happened to your feather. Honestly! * clears throat *



Yeah, right! You look ashamed alright! You should be ashamed though... of betraying me! But that's okay. I'm not mad.

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Liz, I'm truly sorry for what I done and I hope someday you can forgive me. Just so you know though, none of this would have happened if Nova not only agreed to help me, but she encouraged me as well. Just look at her and then look at my sincere regret over this.

Who are you going to believe, huh? Huh? Huh? Enough said!

LMAO.

 

[clistenovena]

Oh why don't you just come out and say his name, Miss "Hey, look at me. I'm blonde, gorgeous, rich and I have a BIG mouth!" Was he Investor? Was he Tan? Was he the Mayor of Las Vegas? I'll never tell... because unlike you, Nova.. I know how to keep a secret!

I think you just let the secret out.

Stupid rug! I will admit, though. That was pretty fun. We'll have to do that again someday. I do have a few guys in mind if you're interested.

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]A minute later, the sybbie burst into flames, which freaked me out.

Hey! I've done a lot of things, I'll admit, but a burning sybbie is NOT one of them. I have some standards, you know. Not many, still...

Yep, that's what happened to your feather. Honestly! * clears throat *

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Yeah, whatever. I'm calling the truth police on you!

Who are you going to believe, huh? Huh? Huh? Enough said!

In rebuttal, a final thought on all this from me...
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[JerseyJade]

I think you just let the secret out.

Oops!

 

[clistenovena]

Oops!

At least you didn't name all the names. Whew! That might have proved really awkward.

 

[LizVegas79]

Like you Nova, I'll probably always be a sucker for JJ's cute little innocent act so don't feel bad.

Heck, to be honest that's why I hired her to be a Taco Therapist in the first place. (well, that and she looked really cute in her lucky interview outfit )

I buy it every single time. Even though I usually feel more used than after one of our All Night 3-for-1 Saturday Night Special Sales.

Sorry for grasping at straws and accusing you of being in on this Investor. (Sorry to hear about your weak-ass ride too - you should really cash your next Social Security check and upgrade sweetie, you deserve it! )

Dang, so this all means there's no $250,000, huh?

I was willing to let bygones be sybbie bye-bye gones and make you a minority owner in the clinic JJ (even though I'm actually the only real minority around here LOL) if you were willing to save the clinic by investing some of your "dirty money" in it.

Oh well. So much for that bright idea I guess.

Guess it's back to the video store for you and me JJ.

And back to sugardaddy.com for Nova - unless ... UNLESS Nova you know of some cute (or ugly), rich (or gullible), big dick (or small dick) sugar daddy with a hummingbird feather fetish????

I'll wear hummingbird feather earrings, necklaces, ankle bracelets every single day of the week and twice on Sundays - whatever the perv wants!

Heck I'll even rename our clinic from Doctor Liz's House of Hot Tacos to the Hummingbird Feather Club if he wants!

If that community college art teacher has regained the power of speech and the ability to walk yet maybe you both can go re-take that class and make us ALL hummingbird feather necklaces, earrings and ankle bracelets? Heck, I'll even supply the hummingbird feathers!

And don't worry, I'm actually more jealous than mad about my sybbie.

As much as I would have loved to see Nova squirming from a tidal wave of orgasms, fortunately I got the extended warranty when I bought my sybbie. I figured that Are You Nuts? setting would get used someday. If not by me, by some other crazy, orgasm loving, bi-curious taco lol.

My replacement sybbie is already on the way .... although I have to figure out how I'm going to tip the Amazon Prime delivery guy because as usual these days, I'm a little short on cash. Fortunately my skirt's a little short too though so that should make any "tipping" quick and easy (fast and furious if I'm lucky! )

 

[LizVegas79]

At least you didn't name all the names. Whew! That might have proved really awkward.

I promise I won't name names either!

"You can't make me! You can't make me! No! I won't! Stop it! I won't! I said I won't! Stop it!"

https://cdn08.**********/uploads/photos/2019/09/15356/bdsmlr-15356-aNi0YdwKEA.gif

Well, I promise I'll try not to name names for as long as possible anyways ....

... actually, maybe I shouldn't make any promises I definitely can't keep ....

Sorry. Actually, I just named names.

A lot of names ....

Everyone's name ....

Umm, I even made up a few because ... well, it's not my fault. He found my weak spot

 

[MrPractical]

Dear Dr. Liz

I have an issue you might be able to help me with.

I have a great income. I have a superb beard. I love giving gifts. I trained my reindeer to fly.

Can you help me screen my inbox?....I feel overwhelmed.

 

[clistenovena]

And back to sugardaddy.com for Nova - unless ... UNLESS Nova you know of some cute (or ugly), rich (or gullible), big dick (or small dick) sugar daddy with a hummingbird feather fetish????

I'll wear hummingbird feather earrings, necklaces, ankle bracelets every single day of the week and twice on Sundays - whatever the perv wants!

Just wear this...
https://i.imgur.com/7s6rPAOm.jpg?1
...and I guarantee you'll get the...funding...you want. And more. Lots more.

As much as I would have loved to see Nova squirming from a tidal wave of orgasms,

Me and a sybbie?? Really now...

https://content4.coedcherry.com/naughty-allie/171579/th270x360_01.jpg

Really. Now.

My replacement sybbie is already on the way .... although I have to figure out how I'm going to tip the Amazon Prime delivery guy because as usual these days, I'm a little short on cash. Fortunately my skirt's a little short too though so that should make any "tipping" quick and easy (fast and furious if I'm lucky! )

Is it being shipped to the clinic?? Are you going to be there to sign for it?? 'Cause iffn you are, I wanna be there. You know, just to, umm, well, umm, oh yeah, help you sign for the thing in case you can't for some reason. Yeah, that's why.

 

[clistenovena]

Sorry. Actually, I just named names.

A lot of names ....

Everyone's name ....

Umm, I even made up a few because ... well, it's not my fault. He found my weak spot

 

[JerseyJade]

Is it being shipped to the clinic?? Are you going to be there to sign for it?? 'Cause iffn you are, I wanna be there. You know, just to, umm, well, umm, oh yeah, help you sign for the thing in case you can't for some reason. Yeah, that's why.

Seriously????

So breaking the first one wasn't good enough for you, huh? So now you want to destroy Liz's new sybbie, too?

OMG!

https://i.imgur.com/jtpXiPi.gif

 

[clistenovena]

Seriously????

So breaking the first one wasn't good enough for you, huh? So now you want to destroy Liz's new sybbie, too?

OMG!

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ps. I loooooooove Krysten Ritter!!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I am tormented by dreams of being eaten by pussies. These pussies are not the ugly, hairy pussies the stuff of which nightmares are usually made, but sweet, beautiful, well-manicured pussies every man and woman would fantasize over, and they are of no particular ethnicity. There are black pussies, white pussies, Latina pussies, Asian pussies, Middle Eastern pussies, American pussies, Canadian pussies, Mexican pussies, European pussies … You get the idea. What could be happening to me to have these dreams? This has been going on for about three weeks now. HELP!!!

Signed: Am I what I Eat, or What Eats Me?

 

[JerseyJade]

ps. I loooooooove Krysten Ritter!!

Me too!

 

[whenagain]

Popping in to say krysten Ritter may be #1 celeb crush.