Ask Me a Question v 12.26.2021

I kind of have my friends trained to give me weird gifts, so the choice is large. Probably the one that amused me the most was one year, for Christmas, my friends coordinated sending me "rocks of the world". LOL - I got rocks from numerous points in the Americas, Europe, Asia, and Africa. They're mounted in a shadow box off my dining room.

Would your friends say you're weird and why?
"Weird" is probably not a word they would use.

Have you ever given or received sex as a Christmas gift to someone other than a SO? Additional points for details.
 
Have you ever given or received sex as a Christmas gift to someone other than a SO? Additional points for details.

No. So no details. Zero additional points.

How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
 
No. So no details. Zero additional points.

How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
That was a long time ago - six, maybe seven.

How long after you earned your driver’s license did you commit your first traffic violation?
 
That was a long time ago - six, maybe seven.

How long after you earned your driver’s license did you commit your first traffic violation?
I started driving at 12 (agricultural license) and didn't get a ticket until I was 18 or so (speeding), so six years or longer.

How many moving violations have you gotten in your life?
 
I started driving at 12 (agricultural license) and didn't get a ticket until I was 18 or so (speeding), so six years or longer.

How many moving violations have you gotten in your life?
Three that I recall, at 62yrs old.

Have you ever totaled a car?
 
So that insurance wouldn't pay to have it repaired and would only pay out the replacement value, then yes.

Have you ever been in a train or aircraft accident ?
Near-aircraft accident - slid down the runway sideways after a blown tire on a highspeed taxi check in a fighter jet (I was in the back seat).

How did your parents find out you were no longer a virgin?
 
Near-aircraft accident - slid down the runway sideways after a blown tire on a highspeed taxi check in a fighter jet (I was in the back seat).

How did your parents find out you were no longer a virgin?
I have no idea.

What is your favorite taste sensation?
 
Gentle rain pattering on the windows of my home or the roof of my car.

What pic would you like your Lit crush to send you?
 
I prefer a written image... it invokes the mind to arrange the beauty and subtlety of those words into an image that sparks a smile.

What do you wear to work?
Jeans, steel toe boots, polo, boxer briefs, carhart jacket, access badge

Why do you want to be employed where you are
 
No work
So no clothes if I want
Nice to be unemployed in CA
It’s too nice actually this the homeless though some of them work!
I say. Ship them home.
House our own!

Why do people catfish?
 
It varies, but right now I'd go with a traditional apple pie.

Favorite food to sneak a bite of when no one is looking?
Marinara sauce as it simmers on the stove.

What’s the largest group of people you’ve cooked for in a non-work setting?
 
Yes, several. One in Holland was also a swingers resort.

HYE had sex involving food?
Not quite food, but I did enjoy licking champagne off an ex-GF's breasts and nipples.

HYE had sex in a restaurant?
 
Not quite food, but I did enjoy licking champagne off an ex-GF's breasts and nipples.

HYE had sex in a restaurant?
Yep. There was this little tiny super inventive fun restaurant. And we stayed until after hours a group of us. And then we all swapped partners and had a lovely time after the doors were locked.

Good times.


Have you ever participated in swinging/partner swapping?
 
Yep. There was this little tiny super inventive fun restaurant. And we stayed until after hours a group of us. And then we all swapped partners and had a lovely time after the doors were locked.

Good times.


Have you ever participated in swinging/partner swapping?
I have not, but it’s definitely on the list.

HYE been to a sex club?
 
No, but I’ve been offered one for free by someone that didn’t enjoy theirs

When’s the last time you left the house wearing/using a sex toy?
 
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