Ask Me a Question v 12.26.2021

[Xerxes82]

Not counting textbooks, because some subjects are HARD, I would say The Brothers Karamazov, which I read in the 8th grade. Probably should have waited another couple years.

What is the shortest amount of time you have ever known someone before taking them to bed?

 

[morelikeasong]

What is the shortest amount of time you have ever known someone before taking them to bed?

I think about 3 hours.

What is the longest you’ve waited before sleeping with someone?

 

[Xerxes82]

I think about 3 hours.

What is the longest you’ve waited before sleeping with someone?

There are a bunch of you ladies I'm still waiting on, as it happens.

More seriously, the longest I think I've known someone before we became lovers was about 10 years.

Did you enjoy your first time?

 

[Indie]

Did you enjoy your first time?

Not even a little.

What is the last thing that made you laugh?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Not even a little.

What is the last thing that made you laugh?

It was kind of cruel - I was listening to a friend of mine complain about Terence Mallick as a director and not getting that he's a surrealist, but instead insisting his movie (The Thin Red Line) was bad because it didn't align with my friends perception of reality. I kept telling him - that's the point. He struggled. I laughed.

What was the last delicious thing you had?

 

[awired50]

It was kind of cruel - I was listening to a friend of mine complain about Terence Mallick as a director and not getting that he's a surrealist, but instead insisting his movie (The Thin Red Line) was bad because it didn't align with my friends perception of reality. I kept telling him - that's the point. He struggled. I laughed.

What was the last delicious thing you had?

Gumbo in New Orleans!
Are you planning to orgasm today?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

No. I don't think my body will allow that today!

What is the best attribute your Lit crush has?

 

[awired50]

No. I don't think my body will allow that today!

What is the best attribute your Lit crush has?

Curiosity

HYE had an orgasm while surfin Lit?

 

[mortis]

Curiosity

HYE had an orgasm while surfin Lit?

Certain stories just make it very easy to orgasm on lit.

HYE skipped out of a work conference ?

 

[morelikeasong]

HYE skipped out of a work conference ?

No, I generally found those conferences to be very interesting

Do you have interest in/have you tried any shibari rope work?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, I generally found those conferences to be very interesting

Do you have interest in/have you tried any shibari rope work?

I appreciate it aesthetically but never been a thing I’ve felt much pull to delve into. I’m terrible with knots.

Why are you like this?

 

[Paul_Chance]

I appreciate it aesthetically but never been a thing I’ve felt much pull to delve into. I’m terrible with knots.

Why are you like this?

I am the sum total of 62 years of live experience that ranged all the way from brutally harsh to sublimely beautiful.

Do you crave a simpler life?

 

[Cindy027]

Do you crave a simpler life?

I love my life, I love my job but in '26 we will be leaving it all behind to fulfill a goal. I can guarantee after a few years I will be looking for a more complex life.

How many of the continents have you set foot on?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I have set foot on three. Asia, Europe and North America.

Have you ever had an affair?

 

[NC_Coastal]

Yes, with the next-door neighbor. We ended up cucking her husband.

Is there someone on Lit you want to have an affair with? Does he/she know?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Yes, with the next-door neighbor. We ended up cucking her husband.

Is there someone on Lit you want to have an affair with? Does he/she know?

Yes and yes.

What sound do you hate?

 

[morelikeasong]

What sound do you hate?

So many sounds. But the first two that come to mind are chewing and nail clipping.

What food do you cook to impress someone?

 

[bobb_sledd]

So many sounds. But the first two that come to mind are chewing and nail clipping.

What food do you cook to impress someone?

I make a mean marinara sauce that leads to any number of pasta dishes.

What was the last item you purchased using cash?

 

[Indie]

I make a mean marinara sauce that leads to any number of pasta dishes.

What was the last item you purchased using cash?

Meds at the pharmacy today

What are you doing tomorrow?

 

[Newsub122]

Same thing I do every day. Try to take over the world.

One meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Same thing I do every day. Try to take over the world.

One meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Thin pancakes with maple syrup.

Name a movie that you could see another 10 times without being bored by it...

 

[bobb_sledd]

Thin pancakes with maple syrup.

Name a movie that you could see another 10 times without being bored by it...

The Final Countdown

Gents: What’s your record for the shortest time between orgasms?
Ladies: What’s the shortest time between orgasms for a man you’ve been with?

 

[awired50]

The Final Countdown

Gents: What’s your record for the shortest time between orgasms?
Ladies: What’s the shortest time between orgasms for a man you’ve been with?

5 minutes.

What is the maximum amount of orgasms achieved in 24 hours?

 

[bobb_sledd]

5 minutes.

What is the maximum amount of orgasms achieved in 24 hours?

2

In how many different countries have you had sex?

 

[morelikeasong]

In how many different countries have you had sex?

2 plus a territory.

What is one place you haven’t had sex but would like to try?