Ask Me Anything

[J D Danger]

Yep, I feel sexy in a granny gown

overalls too

both those things can be fun to take off...easy access is always sexy

 

[Noor]

if a woman does not want to have sex with her partner

the man need to do whatever he has to find out why

if it has to do with not feeling sexual...he should help her feel sexual or someone else will

If its post menopause, I suggest hormones like estrogen. Also try taking her somewhere there is a lot of testosterone, I swear you can absorb it from the air. Gyms, comic book stores, pool halls and other places with a high number of oversexed under utilized young guys

 

[Noor]

both those things can be fun to take off...easy access is always sexy

my thoughts exactly!

 

[Noor]

I have heard that the Romans used to sell gladiator sweat...

 

[J D Danger]

If its post menopause, I suggest hormones like estrogen. Also try taking her somewhere there is a lot of testosterone, I swear you can absorb it from the air. Gyms, comic book stores, pool halls and other places with a high number of oversexed under utilized young guys

comic book stores...

I understand your point..that just made me laugh

 

[J D Danger]

my thoughts exactly!

I have issues with buttons...

it is very sexy to have a woman help me undress

 

[Noor]

comic book stores...

I understand your point..that just made me laugh

I just discovered them last year.

Sci/fi fantasy conventions too...

 

[Noor]

I have issues with buttons...

it is very sexy to have a woman help me undress

\

I suspected as much

Undressing a lover can be lots of fun.

 

[Noor]

Good night and thank you for all the answers

Fortunately I caught myself before I bought a flannel nighty on sale after writing about them

 

[PenforPrez]

As far as why they buy it for wives with no interest in sex, the message is "I still want sex from you, but keep turning me down and I'll find another woman who will wear this". Don't believe me? Think of all the men you see here on lit because they don't get action at home. Which reminds me, I wonder what color silk boxers my lit playmate would like...

That works both ways. The late Redd Foxx said it very well: "Show me a husband who won't, and I'll show you a neighbor who will."

eroscillators

I originally read this as "escalators." I didn't know an escalator could be seen as an erotic present.

 

[EroticForYou]

My GF is upset with me...

As the title says...My GF is upset with me. She had been wanting to do a cyber 3some for a long time. I listened when she spoke of it and asked questions so I would be sure I understood what she wanted out of it. After some discussions We agreed she would put an ad here in the personals for a 3rd. (male who was willing to RP a DP situation with her BF (me) in the lead)
She got several hundred responses. She began narrowing down her prospects looking for a guy who was very well spoken, sexual, sensual and literate. Once she had it narrowed down to 3 she wrote to each seeking a story showing their writing. One of them was an Obvious standout. She had several communications with him and shared a few with me. I agreed he was the right guy. She and he wrote back and forth a few more times and he overstepped. He suggested perhaps they could begin talking more without my knowledge. She didn’t make a major scene about it just let him know he had overstepped by trying to muscle in on Me. She changed her mind about him as a part of our 3some.

The idea was still very strong and exciting for her so I told her I would find someone. I knew he was going to be perfect alongside myself. Since she didn’t want his original persona and name involved I talked to him and had him make a new chat name. Then he and I played out her perfect scene. She enjoyed our time with him immensely.

I felt bad so I confessed what I had him do.

Now shes very angry with me. What do I do?

 

[Noor]

As the title says...My GF is upset with me. She had been wanting to do a cyber 3some for a long time. I listened when she spoke of it and asked questions so I would be sure I understood what she wanted out of it. After some discussions We agreed she would put an ad here in the personals for a 3rd. (male who was willing to RP a DP situation with her BF (me) in the lead)
She got several hundred responses. She began narrowing down her prospects looking for a guy who was very well spoken, sexual, sensual and literate. Once she had it narrowed down to 3 she wrote to each seeking a story showing their writing. One of them was an Obvious standout. She had several communications with him and shared a few with me. I agreed he was the right guy. She and he wrote back and forth a few more times and he overstepped. He suggested perhaps they could begin talking more without my knowledge. She didn’t make a major scene about it just let him know he had overstepped by trying to muscle in on Me. She changed her mind about him as a part of our 3some.

The idea was still very strong and exciting for her so I told her I would find someone. I knew he was going to be perfect alongside myself. Since she didn’t want his original persona and name involved I talked to him and had him make a new chat name. Then he and I played out her perfect scene. She enjoyed our time with him immensely.

I felt bad so I confessed what I had him do.

Now shes very angry with me. What do I do?

Apologize profusely. Ask her what you can do and then give her whatever she wants.

In future, if you are going to do something sneaky and underhanded like that, don't ruin it by confessing.

She may have enjoyed it at the time, but now you have ruined the memory and possibly any future interactions of this kind.

If I were her I would never completely trust you to respect my wishes again.

 

[Noor]

That works both ways. The late Redd Foxx said it very well: "Show me a husband who won't, and I'll show you a neighbor who will."



I originally read this as "escalators." I didn't know an escalator could be seen as an erotic present.

it's not what it is, it's what you do with it

 

[J D Danger]

Apologize profusely. Ask her what you can do and then give her whatever she wants.

In future, if you are going to do something sneaky and underhanded like that, don't ruin it by confessing.

She may have enjoyed it at the time, but now you have ruined the memory and possibly any future interactions of this kind.

If I were her I would never completely trust you to respect my wishes again.

Noor is right and gave you a very good and detailed answer....

no matter what your kink is always be upfront with your partner....honesty and communication are key in any and all relationships

after you have said sorry remind her

1. that you were trying your best to make her happy

2. that this is online...she never has to see him or message him again if she does not want to....do not ruin a real life relationship because of one fight and one night online

3. she had a good time....that is what the goal was and it was reached...be happy

 

[J D Danger]

As the title says...My GF is upset with me. She had been wanting to do a cyber 3some for a long time. I listened when she spoke of it and asked questions so I would be sure I understood what she wanted out of it. After some discussions We agreed she would put an ad here in the personals for a 3rd. (male who was willing to RP a DP situation with her BF (me) in the lead)
She got several hundred responses. She began narrowing down her prospects looking for a guy who was very well spoken, sexual, sensual and literate. Once she had it narrowed down to 3 she wrote to each seeking a story showing their writing. One of them was an Obvious standout. She had several communications with him and shared a few with me. I agreed he was the right guy. She and he wrote back and forth a few more times and he overstepped. He suggested perhaps they could begin talking more without my knowledge. She didn’t make a major scene about it just let him know he had overstepped by trying to muscle in on Me. She changed her mind about him as a part of our 3some.

The idea was still very strong and exciting for her so I told her I would find someone. I knew he was going to be perfect alongside myself. Since she didn’t want his original persona and name involved I talked to him and had him make a new chat name. Then he and I played out her perfect scene. She enjoyed our time with him immensely.

I felt bad so I confessed what I had him do.

Now shes very angry with me. What do I do?

(reposting just to be certain you see it)


Noor is right and gave you a very good and detailed answer....

no matter what your kink is always be upfront with your partner....honesty and communication are key in any and all relationships

after you have said sorry remind her

1. that you were trying your best to make her happy

2. that this is online...she never has to see him or message him again if she does not want to....do not ruin a real life relationship because of one fight and one night online

3. she had a good time....that is what the goal was and it was reached...be happy

 

[J D Danger]

I love logging on and seeing that the thread has been active so thank you

I am here for a couple hours...so please ask me anything!!!

 

[J D Danger]

I have a question for anyone reading

what do you think makes someone sexy?

I find confidence sexy...I also find positive energy sexy and the ability to keep a conversation going

 

[twistedvalkyrie]

Ask Me Anything

You're totally asking for this, you know that right?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes the whole fucking box to start a campfire?

What's the speed of dark?

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

 

[J D Danger]

You're totally asking for this, you know that right?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes the whole fucking box to start a campfire?

What's the speed of dark?

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes the whole fucking box to start a campfire?

A: who takes matches camping?... rub sticks together


What's the speed of dark?

A: too slow. Unless I am fucking

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

A: what happens to me?...I jump...shout and hope my heart does not give out...some people die...if you get scared half to death once do NOT sign a DNR

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

A: maybe... maybe not...depends on how you are using it at the time


In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

A: Because in crisis one can always find opportunity...put that in a cookie


Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

A: I don't know if the lights go out I am too busy fucking



Why is abbreviated such a long word?

A: To serve as proof that abbreviations are needed


Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

A: mine...I am a cruel guy


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

A: so that the death is quick and controlled...to show that people on the whole can still show mercy


Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

A: No pay rates should never go down

 

[J D Danger]

Ready willing and able for late night chat

so ask me anything!!!

 

[Noor]

Ready willing and able for late night chat

so ask me anything!!!

pm-ed my question

 

[twistedvalkyrie]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes the whole fucking box to start a campfire?

A: who takes matches camping?... rub sticks together


What's the speed of dark?

A: too slow. Unless I am fucking

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

A: what happens to me?...I jump...shout and hope my heart does not give out...some people die...if you get scared half to death once do NOT sign a DNR

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

A: maybe... maybe not...depends on how you are using it at the time


In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

A: Because in crisis one can always find opportunity...put that in a cookie


Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

A: I don't know if the lights go out I am too busy fucking



Why is abbreviated such a long word?

A: To serve as proof that abbreviations are needed


Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

A: mine...I am a cruel guy


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

A: so that the death is quick and controlled...to show that people on the whole can still show mercy


Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

A: No pay rates should never go down

Damn, you're good!

 

[J D Danger]

Damn, you're good!

I am good on this very thread I have been called the best

LOL

I am glad you enjoyed..I hope there are more questions ahead

 

[J D Danger]

pm-ed my question

I really enjoyed our talk and debate tonight

I do think that you should bring the debate to the thread

 

[J D Danger]

I hope everyone is having a happy and lazy Sunday...has anyone done anything sexy or sexual this Sunday?

I have not...but I am in a bit of a mood

I am just siting here watching basketball and waiting for Once Upon a Time

so it is a perfect time to ask me anything!