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[asian_princess]

SMARTHARTFART!!!!!!

Appy is perplexified!!!!

Why oh why oh why oh why .... are there no showers in any US airports?! Who made this ridiculous observation that travellers through the States don't perspire?! Because my sensitive nasalpharynx smell nodule things would totally like to make an objection!!!!!

Oh and...*kisses you on the cheek* I've missed you... and my mutated sandwich came back. It decided it wanted to stay with its brother, the mouldy apple, and its sister, the crustified coffee mug.

 

[VandalHeart]

Kiddo? *unladylike snorts*

You aren't much older than me. No one calls me kiddo unless they have at least 40 years on me~

I call a lot of people kiddo. Many of them are older than I am.

It's called irreverance.

It's also an issue of me feeling incredible fucking old and liking the thought of being superior to someone who doesn't have to agree with this observation. I don't believe parents should be respected because they're parents, but they're still parents. Whatever that means. I dunno, I can hardly understand myself tonight.

The point is, I didn't mean anything by it, other than I like you and I feel older than you, so my mind went there. Didn't mean to offend.

Kiddo.

 

[littleone77]

I call a lot of people kiddo. Many of them are older than I am.

It's called irreverance.

It's also an issue of me feeling incredible fucking old and liking the thought of being superior to someone who doesn't have to agree with this observation. I don't believe parents should be respected because they're parents, but they're still parents. Whatever that means. I dunno, I can hardly understand myself tonight.

The point is, I didn't mean anything by it, other than I like you and I feel older than you, so my mind went there. Didn't mean to offend.

Kiddo.

Does the might demon understand or know the definition of "tease"?

 

[VandalHeart]

SMARTHARTFART!!!!!!

Appy is perplexified!!!!

Why oh why oh why oh why .... are there no showers in any US airports?! Who made this ridiculous observation that travellers through the States don't perspire?! Because my sensitive nasalpharynx smell nodule things would totally like to make an objection!!!!!

Oh and...*kisses you on the cheek* I've missed you... and my mutated sandwich came back. It decided it wanted to stay with its brother, the mouldy apple, and its sister, the crustified coffee mug.

I'm sure that somewhere in the U.S. there is an airport that has at least one shower in it. So I wouldn't go so far as to say that there are NO showers in ANY airports here in the States.

Regardless, I get your point.

Skipping the question as to whether or not there are showers in Canadian airports, let's take a look at a few facts in recent history.

1) Going on the same theory of putting security pylons on the doors to bathrooms in department stores to deal with shoplifting, making a large space in a high security area that demands utter and complete privacy is almost impossible to accomplish without compromising one or the other. Especially in a U.S. that has been through 9-11, the powers that be are not really in a mindset to care about such a facility in a high-traffic area.

2) Who wants to spend that long at an airport, anyhow? Having been a airport shuttle driver at one point, I know for a fact that at least 90% of airplane passengers are only at the airport for about 30 minutes to an hour, and they are highly mobile until their ride arrives, if they're not going to their own car as soon as they land. As much as I feel the intense need to pet your head and tell you that it'll be alright over your offended little nostrikins...well...deal. You're not going to be there that long, and neither will Nasty McStinkypants. Which brings up point number...

3) Vagrancy and loitering at a U.S. airport is a good way to get locked up. I remember watching Adventures in Babysitting way back when and wondering why the girl waiting in the train station and her creepy fellow loiterers weren't being messed with by the station security, managers or police. I don't know if Grand Central Station still allows people to use their passenger waiting areas as hotels anymore, but I'm almost sure that airports here in the U.S. never allowed it. So, in essence, not many people could pull off using an airport as a home, which would almost require the presence of a shower. Watch The Terminal for one glaringly interesting exception.

4) Senators. Prostitution. Nuff said.

On another note, say hello to the Grodiness Triplets, and let Crusty Coffee Mug know that I miss her, dearly.

 

[VandalHeart]

Does the might demon understand or know the definition of "tease"?

Did the littleone miss the last line of my post, which would answer this question quite nicely?

 

[littleone77]

Did the littleone miss the last line of my post, which would answer this question quite nicely?

Miss? *goes to look for a button cute nose*

That could have been sarcasm or teasing dear Demon. Plus~ Just because you can weild the tool does not mean you know what it is~

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dear vandy:

how come you haven't said Happy Birthday to Tromby?

 

[asian_princess]

I'm sure that somewhere in the U.S. there is an airport that has at least one shower in it. So I wouldn't go so far as to say that there are NO showers in ANY airports here in the States.

Regardless, I get your point.

Skipping the question as to whether or not there are showers in Canadian airports, let's take a look at a few facts in recent history.

1) Going on the same theory of putting security pylons on the doors to bathrooms in department stores to deal with shoplifting, making a large space in a high security area that demands utter and complete privacy is almost impossible to accomplish without compromising one or the other. Especially in a U.S. that has been through 9-11, the powers that be are not really in a mindset to care about such a facility in a high-traffic area.

2) Who wants to spend that long at an airport, anyhow? Having been a airport shuttle driver at one point, I know for a fact that at least 90% of airplane passengers are only at the airport for about 30 minutes to an hour, and they are highly mobile until their ride arrives, if they're not going to their own car as soon as they land. As much as I feel the intense need to pet your head and tell you that it'll be alright over your offended little nostrikins...well...deal. You're not going to be there that long, and neither will Nasty McStinkypants. Which brings up point number...

3) Vagrancy and loitering at a U.S. airport is a good way to get locked up. I remember watching Adventures in Babysitting way back when and wondering why the girl waiting in the train station and her creepy fellow loiterers weren't being messed with by the station security, managers or police. I don't know if Grand Central Station still allows people to use their passenger waiting areas as hotels anymore, but I'm almost sure that airports here in the U.S. never allowed it. So, in essence, not many people could pull off using an airport as a home, which would almost require the presence of a shower. Watch The Terminal for one glaringly interesting exception.

4) Senators. Prostitution. Nuff said.

On another note, say hello to the Grodiness Triplets, and let Crusty Coffee Mug know that I miss her, dearly.

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearest smarthartfarty bum.

firslt.y you're delicious *lick and tht's not just i'm pissed. drubnk pissed not argh piddsed *gigiggles*

anyway. on my most recent travlef for from th comfoft and safety of my bed with the leather restraints attache,d i spend no less than 38 hours at airpostr...and oh there sooooooo wer stinkymc stnkystinkinessikins around.

poor appy.
tha is all.
also.. tel me more about this prostituion thing. i thought they stopped banning the selling of alcohol cos *hic* i mights be ni alil trouble....

 

[VandalHeart]

Miss? *goes to look for a button cute nose*

That could have been sarcasm or teasing dear Demon. Plus~ Just because you can weild the tool does not mean you know what it is~

Different terminology causes so many misunderstandings. Suffice it to say, I was teasing you, and whatever you may label it, that was my intent.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear vandy:

how come you haven't said Happy Birthday to Tromby?

Because I was unaware that the great Trombonus had had a birthday. Thank you for pointing it out.

 

[VandalHeart]

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearest smarthartfarty bum.

firslt.y you're delicious *lick and tht's not just i'm pissed. drubnk pissed not argh piddsed *gigiggles*

anyway. on my most recent travlef for from th comfoft and safety of my bed with the leather restraints attache,d i spend no less than 38 hours at airpostr...and oh there sooooooo wer stinkymc stnkystinkinessikins around.

poor appy.
tha is all.
also.. tel me more about this prostituion thing. i thought they stopped banning the selling of alcohol cos *hic* i mights be ni alil trouble....

Appys are cute when they type drunk.

I'm sorry to hear you werestuck in the airport for a day and a half +. That sucks. Still that's not an average wait time, so my explanation as to why there aren't showers is still valid, in my not so humble opinion.

Did you not hear about the prostitution media fiasco? Oh...hehehehehe. I still can't help but laugh about this. Senator Larry Craig, a Republican from Idaho, was arrested on the charge of lewd conduct in the airport men's restroom of Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. There was a sting operation being conducted by the local police to catch cottagers - men having anonymous sex in the bathroom. There had been a lot of complaints. Well, apparently, there are a lot of hand signals one can give to initiate the cottaging experience, and the senator began to give these signals and was subsequently arrested. Now, it's not as if these hand signals could be misinterpreted as something else, so he really was attempting to get some. Now the reason I find this so gut-wrenchingly hilarious is that he's one of the top anti-gay lawmakers in the United States. He has voted against gay marriage rights and has even gone so far as to fight, tooth and nail, the extention of the "hate crime" status being extended to crimes motivated by sexual orientation. He is a member of Families for a Better Idaho, an anti-gay rights group, and the LGBT advocacy group Human Rights Campaign gave him a rating of zero in a guide they released on the voting habits of capitol hill officials.

AND HE'S PROBABLY GAY.

 

[littleone77]

Different terminology causes so many misunderstandings. Suffice it to say, I was teasing you, and whatever you may label it, that was my intent.

Intent?

 

[VandalHeart]

Intent?

Uh...yeah. Intent.

The purpose of something that is intended.

The state of someone’s mind at the time of committing an offense.

Intent.

 

[littleone77]

Uh...yeah. Intent.

The purpose of something that is intended.

The state of someone’s mind at the time of committing an offense.

Intent.

A dirty mind is wasted here.

 

[BosozokuX]

Where are you from? Is it Zachary, LA?

 

[VandalHeart]

A dirty mind is wasted here.

I think I'm almost offended. I'd like to think that any place with me about is a good and healthy place for a dirty mind.

 

[VandalHeart]

Where are you from? Is it Zachary, LA?

No, actually. I'm from all over Oklahoma. New Orleans is home, though. Make sense?

Why do you ask, out of curiosity? Do I remind you of someone you know/knew?

 

[SexyCleric]

Why do you ask, out of curiosity? Do I remind you of someone you know/knew? Or perhaps I simply remind you of some terrible screaming bloody natural disaster?

Seems more likely.

 

[VandalHeart]

Seems more likely.

Flattery will get you everywhere, Cleric.

 

[littleone77]

http://www.hostpic.biz/uploads/f6806ac07c.jpg

~You all are going to have to do your own cleaning~ ​

 

[VandalHeart]

~You all are going to have to do your own cleaning~ ​

Darlin', you're a hostess, not a maid. Nobody expects you to clean up here.

Besides...

*snaps his fingers and the room cleans itself*

...I have always been fond of expediency.

 

[VandalHeart]

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I have come into posession of a handy-dandy webcam and will soon be starting the www.youtube.com edition shortly. There, I will be able to post the questions I find really relevant and maybe even start getting paid to do this, which would be grand, in my opinion. If you would like to have your questions answered in a video response, please send me a message in collarmail and I will post a link to the video when I update this thread.

 

[SexyCleric]

Flattery will get you everywhere, Cleric.

Heh.
Transwarp travel will also get me everywhere. At once.

 

[littleone77]

Darlin', you're a hostess, not a maid. Nobody expects you to clean up here.

Besides...

*snaps his fingers and the room cleans itself*

...I have always been fond of expediency.

Once again I was teasing, lol.

Can I hire out your maid service?

 

[VandalHeart]

Heh.
Transwarp travel will also get me everywhere. At once.

You really are a smartass, you know that?

Oh, who am I asking, of course you know.