ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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satindesire
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OMG I second this! Tell someone!
VelvetDarkness
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I third this. Using work systems is completely inappropriate and he sounds like a pushy, creepy, predatory bastard. Who knows who else he has harassed, terrified and upset? Also, if he's using work systems, he may have access to personal information like your home address or emails that you send from work to other people. Don't take any chances. Expose the creep.
Oh I did. You're right it is military-related, and it's very probably he's in this area now for this huge exercise that's going on here. Once I'd figured out it wasn't just a co-worker playing a trick or something on me (the people I work with would totally do something like that), I was very creeped out and reported the whole thing. The military doesn't like sexual harrassment very much, so we'll see where it goes. Fortunately, my actual home address isn't stored anywhere. We have the equivalent of post office boxes on the actual military post, so the most he could find out is that, which is in a public place.
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VelvetDarkness
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So, who's been targeted by the latest copy/paste fetishist?
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The original pm has previously been posted on a thread but that's clearly just not enough for the pathetic fuck sat alone somewhere in India/Paris/New York masturbating over it.
Fucktard said:
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The original pm has previously been posted on a thread but that's clearly just not enough for the pathetic fuck sat alone somewhere in India/Paris/New York masturbating over it.
Essene
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That honestly sounds like an intro to a story I read on Lit a while back. Starting with the "But it all changed on my wedding day" blah blah blah.The cutting and pasting is probably from the story- if I'm right.
VelvetDarkness
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Well it has to be a guy. 99.9% of women just aren't that utterly pathetic.
RawHumor
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It does kinda seem like some cuckold-wannabe's fantasy story...
Tawny_Temptress
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The writing is pretty bad. I hope they just copied the theme of the story.
Maybe he just really gets off on the whole "pregnancy glow" thing? In fact, that's actually quite...normal, not the cold-calling but certainly less kinky than some of the shit we get up to.
00Syd
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Surely, but when the term 'knocked up' is used all I can think is: "oh, and would you like me barefoot in the kitchen, too?"
graceanne
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Most likely.
Sir_Winston54
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Well, at least in bed. In the kitchen not really necessary... unless you're pressing grapes to make homemade wine.
graceanne
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I hate wearing shoes, I'm barefoot at least half of any given day no matter the weather. K had WAY too much fun making comments when I was preggers with the kids, especially when I was barefoot and in the kitchen.
It got really old by the third child.
gypsy*seer
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I hate wearing shoes, I'm barefoot at least half of any given day no matter the weather. K had WAY too much fun making comments when I was preggers with the kids, especially when I was barefoot and in the kitchen.
It got really old by the third child.
Me too! No shoes allowed! Hate 'em!
Hope you sleep well tonight, Gracie!
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myinnerslut
His chains. His lash.
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satindesire
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I hate wearing shoes, I'm barefoot at least half of any given day no matter the weather. K had WAY too much fun making comments when I was preggers with the kids, especially when I was barefoot and in the kitchen.
It got really old by the third child.
HAHAHA! That happened to me yesterday. I was downstairs in the kitchen in my nightgown, just before bedtime, and Mister came down, saw me barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen, and just started laughing his ass off. It took him hysterically laughing at me for a full minute before I finally got it. Then I threw an ice cube at him.
Vel, I love your new av. CUTE!
VelvetDarkness
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HAHAHA! That happened to me yesterday. I was downstairs in the kitchen in my nightgown, just before bedtime, and Mister came down, saw me barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen, and just started laughing his ass off. It took him hysterically laughing at me for a full minute before I finally got it. Then I threw an ice cube at him.
Vel, I love your new av. CUTE!
Aww thanks hon. I thought I'd give kinkytink some respite.
Myskaninen
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excuse my innocense but whats it with being pregnant barefoot and in the kitchen that's so funny?
but whats it with being pregnant barefoot and in the kitchen that's so funny?
satindesire
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excuse my innocense
It's a common American joke that old fashioned men don't want their women to be educated, work outside the home, and want them to stay "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen" in order to maintain a strict doctrine of 'traditional' family values.
Myskaninen
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hmmm those vanilla people shure are strange
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