ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[satindesire]

hmmm those vanilla people shure are strange

I'm not entirely sure if it's a joke tailored to the vanilla population, honestly, I think it's just a joke like any other joke, no matter if they're kinky or not they can still enjoy the irony of it.

 

[Myskaninen]

I wasn't serius sorry if you missunderstood me

 

[jockdom]

It's a common American joke that old fashioned men don't want their women to be educated, work outside the home, and want them to stay "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen" in order to maintain a strict doctrine of 'traditional' family values.

Sounds like sharia law to me.

 

[ZRT]

Sounds like sharia law to me.

Probably because it's rooted in the same Abrahamic source.

Personally, I never approved of it. After all, grease could splatter and hit their little bare feet. So some kind of shoe covering is a necessity if only from a safety standpoint.

 

[graceanne]

Probably because it's rooted in the same Abrahamic source.

Personally, I never approved of it. After all, grease could splatter and hit their little bare feet. So some kind of shoe covering is a necessity if only from a safety standpoint.

Ah, but shoes are instruments of Satan.

I've been saying so all my life. As a toddler I thew my shoes away every day.

 

[CurlyKat]

Ah, but shoes are instruments of Satan.

I've been saying so all my life. As a toddler I thew my shoes away every day.

Agreed! Though I like looking at and wearing pretty shoes (for like all of five minutes), once my feet start feeling claustrophobic all bets are off. When I'm married and it comes time for kids, you can guarantee I'd be the barefoot pregnant chick in the kitchen, for sure!

 

[ZRT]

If I didn't ditch my shoes every chance I got, I'd be wagging an admonishing finger at all of you.

 

[CurlyKat]

Maybe we should have a barefoot tribe!

 

[graceanne]

If I didn't ditch my shoes every chance I got, I'd be wagging an admonishing finger at all of you.

You wouldn't be the first. *shrugs*

 

[Homburg]

You people are strange. The ground is dirty, and has sharp bits like stones and pointy sticks and such.

I wear shoes. If it ain't carpeted or tiled, I'm probably wearing shoes as I walk across it.

 

[graceanne]

You people are strange. The ground is dirty, and has sharp bits like stones and pointy sticks and such.

I wear shoes. If it ain't carpeted or tiled, I'm probably wearing shoes as I walk across it.

I don't eat with my feet, therefore I don't care if they're dirty.

And the more you go barefoot the better the callouses and the less stones and pointy sticks and such bug you.

And if you take good care of your feet those callouses don't look gross, either.

 

[Homburg]

I don't eat with my feet, therefore I don't care if they're dirty.

And the more you go barefoot the better the callouses and the less stones and pointy sticks and such bug you.

And if you take good care of your feet those callouses don't look gross, either.

I don't form callouses properly. I wanted to play guitar and tried and tried but no callouses would form. Feet act the same way.

 

[graceanne]

I don't form callouses properly. I wanted to play guitar and tried and tried but no callouses would form. Feet act the same way.

Yikes.

 

[Homburg]

Yikes.

Yup. I've formed callouses literally twice in my life. Both were after skin injuries, and the callous formed due to continued abrasion. One was on the side of my right middle finger. You know, right where the pen lays when you're writing. I got a nasty cut or somesuch there, and couldn't just stop writing (was in school). The irritation while healing caused a callous to form. The second time was the same situation with a blister on the side of my heel.

That's it. Two callouses my whole life. I've got basically tough skin to begin with, so it's not too much of a concern, but no callouses means I don't do barefoot.

 

[graceanne]

Yup. I've formed callouses literally twice in my life. Both were after skin injuries, and the callous formed due to continued abrasion. One was on the side of my right middle finger. You know, right where the pen lays when you're writing. I got a nasty cut or somesuch there, and couldn't just stop writing (was in school). The irritation while healing caused a callous to form. The second time was the same situation with a blister on the side of my heel.

That's it. Two callouses my whole life. I've got basically tough skin to begin with, so it's not too much of a concern, but no callouses means I don't do barefoot.

I wouldn't either.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I don't form callouses properly. I wanted to play guitar and tried and tried but no callouses would form. Feet act the same way.

I don't either. I have really fair, delicate skin that's prone to eczema and urticaria. I don't form callouses at all, I get nasty, itchy sores instead. Given how sexy that is, I almost always have something on my feet. I can't even wear sandals or flip-flops, anything strappy like that just lacerates me within an hour.

 

[Homburg]

I don't either. I have really fair, delicate skin that's prone to eczema and urticaria. I don't form callouses at all, I get nasty, itchy sores instead. Given how sexy that is, I almost always have something on my feet. I can't even wear sandals or flip-flops, anything strappy like that just lacerates me within an hour.

Fortunately, while I don't form callouses, my skin is thick and tough. MIS can't believe how often I don't even notice minor stuff that would hurt the normal person. So it is a trade-off I guess.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Fortunately, while I don't form callouses, my skin is thick and tough. MIS can't believe how often I don't even notice minor stuff that would hurt the normal person. So it is a trade-off I guess.

Maybe your skin is all one big callous?

 

[Homburg]

Maybe your skin is all one big callous?

I've been described as being callous more than once.

 

[graceanne]

I don't either. I have really fair, delicate skin that's prone to eczema and urticaria. I don't form callouses at all, I get nasty, itchy sores instead. Given how sexy that is, I almost always have something on my feet. I can't even wear sandals or flip-flops, anything strappy like that just lacerates me within an hour.

I can't wear flip flops or strappy sandals, cause I get sores. I wear those sandals that are more like shoes without heals and toes.

 

[graceanne]

Ok, so I normally don't post asshat's here cause I think that the asshat likes the humiliation, but this one's just a spammer.

Hi, Im [asshat], recently joined this awesome forum.
Im trying to meet new people. I tried several clasiffied ad sites, but i failed.
So many dumb people out therr (you'd be surprised if you saw the 'quality' of some answers i received from my ads). Im at work right now.

Anyway, I'm originally from Argentina, my mother is Greek and my father American, quite a mix uh? ^^ ).

Well, as i said im looking to meet new people. This is mylast chance u guess. .
The first time (couple of weeks ago) I received so many mails, from so many brainless rednecks, I ended up frustrated and did NOT meet any of them, just was not comfortable enough. This is my last try, I am only doing this because a friend of mine met a cool guy here (now he's her boyfriend ^^, and here are also many cool girls to know.

As my internet at home is dead (I hope they fix it in a couple of days) I can only connect at my job (11 - 7PM), but they have a firewall, proxy or whatever, and cannot log-in to my AIM, yim, or msn neither to my Facebook here (and I am also not comfortable giving it to you until I know a little more about you). There's a website called [spam] which I can use from my job (cause the contacting system is web based), and is free, u dont have to paid.it's privacy level makes me feel more comfortable, also it's free so I'm giving you my nickname there.

My username there is [asshat], im on right now.
I have attached some pics to this email, I hope you will
like them I have pick just two, i have TONS literrally. U will find on my profile 35 more and 2 videos of me and firends a home.
Here is the site, go and get a free account there and look for me so we can chat:

[spam link]

by the way, today I have double shift, so i will be around till very late!
see u in minutes in the chat section.
[asshat] is online now

So am I the only one who giggled when he said 'many dumb people out therr'?

ETA: I did report this for spam.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ok, so I normally don't post asshat's here cause I think that the asshat likes the humiliation, but this one's just a spammer.



So am I the only one who giggled when he said 'many dumb people out therr'?

ETA: I did report this for spam.

I think this one hit hundreds of people. There's a whole "did you get this one" thread in the AH. And yes, I rolled my eyes at the line you quoted.

 

[graceanne]

I think this one hit hundreds of people. There's a whole "did you get this one" thread in the AH. And yes, I rolled my eyes at the line you quoted.

Oh, I didn't figure I was special.

But the whole thing about smart people when he can't even spell there had me giggling.

 

[Sexualinnocent]

*snip asshat speaking u appear to be a quite fascinating person, asshat done *snip

Interesting...i didn't know i was a fascinating person!

 

[ZRT]

*snip asshat speaking u appear to be a quite fascinating person, asshat done *snip

Interesting...i didn't know i was a fascinating person!

Ideal reply:
'u appear to be quite single for obvious reasons.'