ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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EmpressFi
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ohhh yeah.... how could I forget those...
Etoile
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Yeah, somebody was saying (so many threads, I can't find who!) that it doesn't seem like an alt, but I'm 99% sure that it is. Just a new tactic.
I touch mine often enough to see she ain't got one
That's a very creative way to put it.
graceanne
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EmpressFi
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Isnt he charming
and Gracie.. just tell Malin he owes you more cookies for making you spew
graceanne
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I'm convinced. Yeah, that alt's been here for a little less than a year, but so what? She already had that alt. Not to mention that they are never posting at the same time.
graceanne
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Malin? Fi says you owe me cookies for making me spew. See? ^^^^^^^
Etoile
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Oh no, I meant the dad is definitely an alt too. But yeah, CAS could easily be one of the other logins she "forgot" when she lost her hard drive multiple times.
EmpressFi
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Okay.. come to Cleveland after we move and I will make em for you
mmmmm Mistake cookies??????
Ardeche
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The Once
On my picture thread ages ago, there was the apparently nice young man (virgin and all). He was polite, so I was too and said if he ever needed help on Lit he could PM me and nothing more. Less than an hour later;
HIM: Hey there...thank you for sharing those pictures. Perhaps you would like to show some cunt and tits to me in private. Send me an email and we can talk more about it.
ME: Yes. Well. Bugger off (or something of that sort, but it was very polite).
It wasn't so much the PM, it was him playing all gentleman in thread and being a right arse in PM, .
On my picture thread ages ago, there was the apparently nice young man (virgin and all). He was polite, so I was too and said if he ever needed help on Lit he could PM me and nothing more. Less than an hour later;
HIM: Hey there...thank you for sharing those pictures. Perhaps you would like to show some cunt and tits to me in private. Send me an email and we can talk more about it.
ME: Yes. Well. Bugger off (or something of that sort, but it was very polite).
It wasn't so much the PM, it was him playing all gentleman in thread and being a right arse in PM,
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graceanne
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Okay.. come to Cleveland after we move and I will make em for you
Yeah . . . it's a date.
VelvetDarkness
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*sigh* will they never learn?
A cock is a cock. Cum is cum. I would want to watch this why? If he's got no other takers, he's probably ugly as fuck too.
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A cock is a cock. Cum is cum. I would want to watch this why? If he's got no other takers, he's probably ugly as fuck too.
VelvetDarkness
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I went on collarme and there are lots of these messages that fly around. I think that there must be a way for people to send messages that replicate themselves (similar to auto-adding software on myspace for example) or sad individuals just write one pm and send it so as many people as they can think of.
Freaky indeed. My account there didn't last long.
kinkyknickers
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Just as well...... No freaks get to play with my sexy girl!
MaleSlut47
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My ASSHAT award goes to...
Princess Goddess , of course. The PM I recieved in response a filrtaous comment and single one line PM was pages of stuff. After reading I could not even detemine what he/she/it's sexaulity is, but he/she/it wanted me to sign legal documents turning over my life. It was most confused and biazzare reply I ever recieved.
Princess Goddess , of course. The PM I recieved in response a filrtaous comment and single one line PM was pages of stuff. After reading I could not even detemine what he/she/it's sexaulity is, but he/she/it wanted me to sign legal documents turning over my life. It was most confused and biazzare reply I ever recieved.
DVS
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I actually got one!! Well, it's not a request for kinky sex, or to watch someone masturbate or to ask me if I am into strange things, but I still got one.
It's about my story "My New Boss"...it's a feedback message. It's not much, but it seems funny. It's almost like the person thinks what happens in the story is real. I don't know. You be the judge. It's short and sweet, and sent by Anonymous.
The message referenced chapter #18. I don't think that chapter is the one that is too much for the poor woman. It was just the last chapter posted, at the time. See, they read the whole story before they decided it was just too much.
The ASSHAT email...
I really think this is to much on this poor boss women think you should stop
It's about my story "My New Boss"...it's a feedback message. It's not much, but it seems funny. It's almost like the person thinks what happens in the story is real. I don't know. You be the judge. It's short and sweet, and sent by Anonymous.
The message referenced chapter #18. I don't think that chapter is the one that is too much for the poor woman. It was just the last chapter posted, at the time. See, they read the whole story before they decided it was just too much.
The ASSHAT email...
I really think this is to much on this poor boss women think you should stop
be_ignited
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If Collarme is good for anything, it's entertainment, I suppose.
00Syd
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