ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[graceanne]

Out of all the males on the net she picked me

Watcha think should I got to her site? PML wonder how many they actually guet socked in with this crap.

Hi, my gentleman!

Maybe, you could fly to me tomorrow and bring me to your home, to get
married me and to call me your sweet wife. It is my bright pink dream.
I
know that it can't be not tomorrow and not even the next day, because I
am
nobody for you and my letter will turn out to be big surprise for you.
I am
right.
But I am able to change everything right now and from pretty stranger I
want
to become very special person in your life. If You would be ill and I
would
be happy to take care of you; You would have interesting news into your
life, and I would be close to you to share happy moments with you.
Don't you
agree that it is real happiness when you come after work and light
windows
of sweet home wait for you, when you open the door and you feel sweet
kisses
and hugs onto your body? I think that nothing in the world can be
compared
with such simple family happiness.
I need it very much and my letter, which you hold into your arms,
proves it.
You need not to look for me long, I am right here
www.superbiglove.net/7693/
and wait till I can greet you warmly.

Sincerely
Irinka P.

Oh, but Gil! She wants to greet you warmly!

 

[Gil_T2]

Oh, but Gil! She wants to greet you warmly!

Plus look after my health, wonder if she is Bi to share with rayne LOL or we could share her, 6 months with you & 6 with us.

This bit is the clincher though.

real happiness when you come after work and light windows
of sweet home wait for you!

 

[Desdemona]

I don't know. Aside from the obvious,

My favorite part was that she has a "bright pink dream". What a classic line!! Hell, I need to get my own bright pink dream. In fact, we all need one. Is bandit living a bright pink dream with you?

I don't know how they come up with this shit.

LMAO

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Out of all the males on the net she picked me

I had something similar a while back from a guy. He was Nigerian and wanted to 'live in the glow of my radiant loveliness.' which I thought was sweet, if a little submissive. My reply to him began: -

'I am so flattered that you find my current avatar radiantly lovely. I would love to meet with you. The doctors say I should have lost enough weight to leave my bedroom within just another 6 months.'

 

[catalina_francisco]

I got another one!

You are probably not from Oregon. But I have friends in the lifestyle that are. So, maybe you should just stay on the internet. Because in person, you can't hide from other people, and they will hold you accountable. I don't ever do anything on my own to get myself in trouble. I tell my friends what happens to me, and then, I just quietly forget about it...

LOL, yet another sign of wonderful character...doesn't want to get caught her/himself for doing anything wrong, but quite happy to set the gang onto you and let them take the fall for her. Damn, wish I could find such a respectable and honourable Dom!! Wonder if we need to resurrect some of the ethics threads to help her get all that knowledge she keeps telling us all is possible to gain?

Catalina

 

[Desdemona]

looky what was in my inbox today

"You talk about people that you don't know, and you piecemeal strains of words by taking them out of context to fit whatever sort of alternative reality you create for yourself. Not every woman is a bitch darling. Some just come across that way, like you. That lady spent half the day just pushing back from creeps like you. It's a damn good thing I don't know you. People like you make me want to just barf."


LMAO

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

This thread makes me LOL and shake my head.

 

[EmpressFi]

"You talk about people that you don't know, and you piecemeal strains of words by taking them out of context to fit whatever sort of alternative reality you create for yourself. Not every woman is a bitch darling. Some just come across that way, like you. That lady spent half the day just pushing back from creeps like you. It's a damn good thing I don't know you. People like you make me want to just barf."


LMAO

Gee wonder who that was from

 

[Desdemona]

Gee wonder who that was from

Maybe it was somebody who is in dire need of bright pink sparkly dreams and fairy dust???????


I happen to like my strange little alternate reality. I amuse myself some days.

 

[EmpressFi]

Maybe it was somebody who is in dire need of bright pink sparkly dreams and fairy dust???????


I happen to like my strange little alternate reality. I amuse myself some days.

nothing wrong with bright pink sparklies

 

[Etoile]

Dude, I am all about the pink and sparkly. See?

 

[malinborn]

YAY I got a PM from the the cousins' brother's former room mate of Princess!

I see that you did not respond to me. There is a word to describe people like yourself from my neck of the woods. Basically you are a coward; so coward, it's ok. I know I am a man and you are a coward. And that is all I or anyone else need to know about you. I found the information I need. All of you are seriously deranged people, and I don't know how my daughter came to this place or why. But, all that I can do is advise her that she can use her time a lot more productively. I hope she takes that advice. If you are married, does your wife know what you do in your spare time? Makes me wonder

 

[EmpressFi]

YAY I got a PM from the the cousins' brother's former room mate of Princess!

Originally Posted by PrincessDad
I see that you did not respond to me. There is a word to describe people like yourself from my neck of the woods. Basically you are a coward; so coward, it's ok. I know I am a man and you are a coward. And that is all I or anyone else need to know about you. I found the information I need. All of you are seriously deranged people, and I don't know how my daughter came to this place or why. But, all that I can do is advise her that she can use her time a lot more productively. I hope she takes that advice. If you are married, does your wife know what you do in your spare time? Makes me wonder

/falls down laughing


But Malin did answer him.. we're deranged??? maybe I should tell him that yes.. his wife DOES know what he's doing but she's currently not permitted by her Master to post in that thread... /cackle

 

[graceanne]

YAY I got a PM from the the cousins' brother's former room mate of Princess!

Ok, so whoever it is obviously doesn't spend much time here, or they'd KNOW that fi is your wife. I mean, it's not like you guys hide it - anyone who spends any time here knows.

 

[EmpressFi]

Ok, so whoever it is obviously doesn't spend much time here, or they'd KNOW that fi is your wife. I mean, it's not like you guys hide it - anyone who spends any time here knows.

ya.. I know.. although it still hasnt sunk in that Malin's my husband..that I'm Fi.. and that Keeper of Fi is not a Domme but is in fact a man.. that seems to escape all of them

 

[sanjuaneros]

No way?!!! I did not know.


No really.


;-)

ya.. I know.. although it still hasnt sunk in that Malin's my husband..that I'm Fi.. and that Keeper of Fi is not a Domme but is in fact a man.. that seems to escape all of them

 

[EmpressFi]

No way?!!! I did not know.


No really.


;-)

it's ok.. you're sexy so I'll forgive the sarcasm

 

[Mrs. Sanj]

It's so hard to keep these husband and wife couple seperate. It's never obvious who belongs to whom.

 

[malinborn]

Okay.... wait...
here was My reply....

LOL I did reply to you.
I think you are the coward, saw what I posted, and could not back up your words vs my proved fact.

Enjoy and have a good night

and then i get this back... funny.. another person talking lawsuit and then accusing me of child pron? WTF??

I have sufficient information to hand over to my attorney tomorrow, and then he will be able to gather information from here. After he goes through that information, then he will decide if it is necessary to file a lawsuit, or to file for orders of protection. A cunning person like yourself, I'm quite certain, does plenty to attempt to cover their tracks. But be advised, if he decides to file suit, he will in the course of discovery, be able to obtain the information necessary to identify the persons involved, and their actual identities. Discovery is quite a curious process indeed. Sometimes, whole computers are seized in the process from people who may, or may not, have anything to do with the suit. So, whoever you are, for your sake, I hope that you don't happen to keep child pornography on your computer. It would be such a shame for such a conscientious and nice person like yourself to wind up behind bars.

 

[EmpressFi]

Okay.... wait...
here was My reply....



and then i get this back... funny.. another person talking lawsuit and then accusing me of child pron? WTF??

Originally Posted by PrincessDad
I have sufficient information to hand over to my attorney tomorrow, and then he will be able to gather information from here. After he goes through that information, then he will decide if it is necessary to file a lawsuit, or to file for orders of protection. A cunning person like yourself, I'm quite certain, does plenty to attempt to cover their tracks. But be advised, if he decides to file suit, he will in the course of discovery, be able to obtain the information necessary to identify the persons involved, and their actual identities. Discovery is quite a curious process indeed. Sometimes, whole computers are seized in the process from people who may, or may not, have anything to do with the suit. So, whoever you are, for your sake, I hope that you don't happen to keep child pornography on your computer. It would be such a shame for such a conscientious and nice person like yourself to wind up behind bars.

This is what I mean by.... this sounds exactly the same pattern of threats and speech as the other three

 

[sanjuaneros]

Thank you gorgeous. I know they know this but your master and husband are very lucky.

it's ok.. you're sexy so I'll forgive the sarcasm

 

[EmpressFi]

It's so hard to keep these husband and wife couple seperate. It's never obvious who belongs to whom.

well I was gonna say I was the one with pierced nipples..but that fell through because so does he.. then there's the hair.. well at least mine is brown and not red.. he has his tongue pierced... there.. that's how you can tell us apart.. oh yeah..facial hair.. he has it.. I dont..

 

[EmpressFi]

Thank you gorgeous. I know they know this but your master and husband are very lucky.

nah.. I'm the lucky one.. really I am...

thanks though

 

[graceanne]

YAY I got a PM from the the cousins' brother's former room mate of Princess!

ROFLMAO

OMG MY SIDE HURTS I'M LAUGHING SO HARD.

Talk about pathetic.

 

[Mrs. Sanj]

well I was gonna say I was the one with pierced nipples..but that fell through because so does he.. then there's the hair.. well at least mine is brown and not red.. he has his tongue pierced... there.. that's how you can tell us apart.. oh yeah..facial hair.. he has it.. I dont..

Aren't you forgetting something very important?

Quite defining I would think...