ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[Homburg]

*ROFLMAO* Homburg playing "Hide the ORGAN"? ? ?

OMG!

*SNORT!*

With Bunny! WOO-HOO! I want PICS!!!!

OMG! *LOLOLOLOL*

*Falls over dead*

Write it down. Two of my most favorite Doms in the entire universe just rendered me speechless. With nary a gag. Holy crap.

Some times you just have to throw a straight ball down the middle and see how far it gets knocked out

 

[Evil_Geoff]

SCORE! *LOL*

*gives Homburg a ^5*

Never let it be said that I can not take advantage of a straight line when someone gives me a good one.

*{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUG}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}s Bunny*

Without your setup, I couldn't have done it! *LOL* otc

 

[BiBunny]

Why do I suddenly feel as if I've been conspired against?

Ah, well. What is it they say? He who laughs last thinks slowest, or something like that.

 

[Bandit58]

I got this one today...

April- How about I climb... - Today, 12:06 AM
between your hot legs and suck on your tasty pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?

Or aren't you that type of girl?

Um, no?

LOL that sounds familiar, I think several Lit women have had that one - think it might be time for him to write another form letter?

 

[ApprenticeApril]

LOL that sounds familiar, I think several Lit women have had that one - think it might be time for him to write another form letter?

It bugs me when they can't even think of an original message. Do they think we don't know they're sending the exact same one to every one of us?!?

Anyway, I almost always reply and tell them to ask permission from my bf, and give them his user name. Partly to see if they do it, and partly to annoy my bf.

 

[MasterSnatch]

As much as I'd like to say some of these must be jokes or from children who do not know better sadly I know they are all too real.

Thankfully they do make for some good amusement.

 

[Sprinkles22]

I received a PM about a week ago from a young guy saying "I'd like sprinkles on your ass". It's not an asshat PM really, but D'oh!! How does he think I got my name??? He, umm, like kinda stated the obvious.

 

[MelancholyBaby]

One I just recieved...




Hi baby,

how r u today? what is going on? do u have any plans for the weekend? do u chat on here?

A bit about me - 31 y/o, 7 (real) inch dick, blue eyes, wears a cock ring, luv to kiss, very oral, big tit fetish, loves to kiss, heavy cummer, not married

I’ll wait to hear from u

I feel so special to have received a similar message...Clarifying he had a (real) dick helped me make the connection.

hi,

you sound like a lot of fun…………i am feeling kinky and very submissive today……would u like that?

about me - 31 y/o, 7 (real) inch cock, blue eyes, bisexual tendencies. wear a cock ring, like to sub, very oral, heavy cummer

 

[Homburg]

I feel so special to have received a similar message...Clarifying he had a (real) dick helped me make the connection.

*snort*

 

[simply_subbie]

I feel so special to have received a similar message...Clarifying he had a (real) dick helped me make the connection.

lol, i got one from "real dick" guy too, dont i feel lucky

Hi Baby,

I love your look (well, what I saw of it anyway), but mostly, I love your attitude. I would love to chat with you and get to know you.

Here is a bit about me -

2 degrees, make money, 7 (real) inch cock, blue eyes, athletic body, very oral, heavy cummer, wears a cock ring.

I'll wait to hear from you

 

[graceanne]

Someone really should forward him this thread. Maybe he'd stop bragging about his real dick.

 

[DVS]

OK, don't ask me how I got it, but here is an "actual" photo of his um...dick. - <============= see it? It's right there.

 

[Sprinkles22]

I'm sorta getting the impression that his "real" dick isn't doing him any good if he's needing to continue PMing random women. I gotz a feeling that no one cares! LMAO

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

someone at lit has a real cock? I did not know this!

 

[graceanne]

I got an asshat!

Eventually it will be you that leaves this site

You're so badass prove it. You are nothing but talk. Talk talk talk, that's all you do. Do you suck all their pussies, or just let them take turns fucking you? We shall see who leaves first. In the end, I know far better than you how to take a group of people and get them to turn on someone. You want to play that little game? OK. Let's play, bitch

I won't name names, but it's from the resident troll.

I'm so scared.

 

[midwestyankee]

Eventually it will be you that leaves this site

You're so badass prove it. You are nothing but talk. Talk talk talk, that's all you do. Do you suck all their pussies, or just let them take turns fucking you? We shall see who leaves first. In the end, I know far better than you how to take a group of people and get them to turn on someone. You want to play that little game? OK. Let's play, bitch

I won't name names, but it's from the resident troll.

I'm so scared.

For someone who ranted on and on about civil discourse....

 

[graceanne]

For someone who ranted on and on about civil discourse....

I'm just literally shaking my head here, and laughing. Whatever.

 

[graceanne]

I got another one!

You are probably not from Oregon. But I have friends in the lifestyle that are. So, maybe you should just stay on the internet. Because in person, you can't hide from other people, and they will hold you accountable. I don't ever do anything on my own to get myself in trouble. I tell my friends what happens to me, and then, I just quietly forget about it...

 

[minx1]

Eventually it will be you that leaves this site

You're so badass prove it. You are nothing but talk. Talk talk talk, that's all you do. Do you suck all their pussies, or just let them take turns fucking you? We shall see who leaves first. In the end, I know far better than you how to take a group of people and get them to turn on someone. You want to play that little game? OK. Let's play, bitch

I won't name names, but it's from the resident troll.

I'm so scared.

Nice

I was tempted to go in there myself but with the way I'm feeling I thought better of it.

 

[graceanne]

Nice

I was tempted to go in there myself but with the way I'm feeling I thought better of it.

*hugs*

You definitely want to avoid her if you're not in a playful mood.

 

[minx1]

*hugs*

You definitely want to avoid her if you're not in a playful mood.

Good advice Gracie.

I honestly don't get people. I'm all for challenging things but how you challenge them is how you win them imho. Once you start abusing or berating people publicly or privately.....you have lost. Particularly when your main argument is one of being treated with respect lol *shakes head*

Its not rocket science is it.

Got any cookies? Yup I know....is the pope a catholic.

I need a cookie

 

[EmpressFi]

I got another one!

You are probably not from Oregon. But I have friends in the lifestyle that are. So, maybe you should just stay on the internet. Because in person, you can't hide from other people, and they will hold you accountable. I don't ever do anything on my own to get myself in trouble. I tell my friends what happens to me, and then, I just quietly forget about it...

Utoh Gracie..she's gonna tell her friends about you!

 

[graceanne]

Good advice Gracie.

I honestly don't get people. I'm all for challenging things but how you challenge them is how you win them imho. Once you start abusing or berating people publicly or privately.....you have lost. Particularly when your main argument is one of being treated with respect lol *shakes head*

Its not rocket science is it.

Got any cookies? Yup I know....is the pope a catholic.

I need a cookie

*slips minx a cookie*

Don't tell anyone.

The truth is that people who aren't trolls don't react like that to being called a troll. *shrugs* What I don't get is that pink called her a troll, first, but it's me calling her one that pissed her off.

I don't get people, either.

 

[graceanne]

Utoh Gracie..she's gonna tell her friends about you!

I just said 'you keep talking, but all I'm hearing is whining'. Once again, I'm sitting here, shaking my head and laughing. I think I'm back in highschool.

 

[Gil_T2]

I'm one lucky guy !!!

Out of all the males on the net she picked me

Watcha think should I got to her site? PML wonder how many they actually get sucked in with this crap.

Hi, my gentleman!

Maybe, you could fly to me tomorrow and bring me to your home, to get
married me and to call me your sweet wife. It is my bright pink dream.
I
know that it can't be not tomorrow and not even the next day, because I
am
nobody for you and my letter will turn out to be big surprise for you.
I am
right.
But I am able to change everything right now and from pretty stranger I
want
to become very special person in your life. If You would be ill and I
would
be happy to take care of you; You would have interesting news into your
life, and I would be close to you to share happy moments with you.
Don't you
agree that it is real happiness when you come after work and light
windows
of sweet home wait for you, when you open the door and you feel sweet
kisses
and hugs onto your body? I think that nothing in the world can be
compared
with such simple family happiness.
I need it very much and my letter, which you hold into your arms,
proves it.
You need not to look for me long, I am right here
www.superbiglove.net/7693/
and wait till I can greet you warmly.

Sincerely
Irinka P.