DVS
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cookies are bright?He's not the brightest cookie in the jar, is he.
ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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fieryjen
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Sorry to hear that. 
I hope it gets better soon. I'm moving in a week... so I'm spending my time packing and I'm over my head in boxes.
greeneyed_Lady
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OMG!! LOL!!! I just checked my pm's and lo.. I had this same message!!! And here I thought I was special... *sigh* *pout*
I never read it 'cause well.. I've been far too busy with the big boys over the last 3 wks.
FFOTS4Life
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Got this one tonight.......
FFOTS- How about I climb...
behind you and bang away at your hot pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?
Or aren't you that kind of girl?
My Response- "Um no"
Who knew...I have lit boys?!
FFOTS- How about I climb...
behind you and bang away at your hot pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?
Or aren't you that kind of girl?
My Response- "Um no"
Who knew...I have lit boys?!
Bandit58
Sir's wonder woman
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FFOTS- How about I climb...
behind you and bang away at your hot pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?
Or aren't you that kind of girl?
My Response- "Um no"
Who knew...I have lit boys?!
Oh dear the troll is out again
Fotsi if you read back through the thread you will see that similar messages have been sent to other people - other times he talks about "climbing between your legs and licking your hot pussy yadda yadda yadda". I think he needs to get a new line, that one's getting old!
FFOTS4Life
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Oh dear the troll is out again
I think he needs to get a new line, that one's getting old!
Ewww....
VelvetDarkness
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Asshat hi whats your msn/yahoo handl?
Me I don't chat in IM with people I don't know.
Asshat my name is asshat now we know each other wot is it?
Me I have no interest in talking to you. You're arrogant, presumptuous and practically illiterate.
Asshat stop playin hard 2 get do you hav a dom irl wot are your limits?
Me I am an owned slave IRL as a cursory glance at my profile would have told you. My Master sets my limits but I can assure you that top of the list is utter stupidity and sadly, that rules you right out.
Asshat how can u let him set ur limits dont u hav a mind of ur own?
Me No. I am a witless automaton dependent on my Master for even the simplest direction. Sometimes, I forget to breathe.
Asshat dont be stupid nobody is lik that i think subs shld set there limits and i dont beleve in all that slave bullshit nobody owns any1 else
Me Thankyou for that piercing insight. I can see now that my life as a slave is an oppressive sham. I will pack my bags forthwith and leave my abusive Master for some dom who has no idea what he's doing so I can easily manipulate him. It really is the only way.
Asshat now your takin the piss
Me Oh I knew we'd get there in the end. Have a cookie.
At this point the asshat gave up.
Me I don't chat in IM with people I don't know.
Asshat my name is asshat now we know each other wot is it?
Me I have no interest in talking to you. You're arrogant, presumptuous and practically illiterate.
Asshat stop playin hard 2 get do you hav a dom irl wot are your limits?
Me I am an owned slave IRL as a cursory glance at my profile would have told you. My Master sets my limits but I can assure you that top of the list is utter stupidity and sadly, that rules you right out.
Asshat how can u let him set ur limits dont u hav a mind of ur own?
Me No. I am a witless automaton dependent on my Master for even the simplest direction. Sometimes, I forget to breathe.
Asshat dont be stupid nobody is lik that i think subs shld set there limits and i dont beleve in all that slave bullshit nobody owns any1 else
Me Thankyou for that piercing insight. I can see now that my life as a slave is an oppressive sham. I will pack my bags forthwith and leave my abusive Master for some dom who has no idea what he's doing so I can easily manipulate him. It really is the only way.
Asshat now your takin the piss
Me Oh I knew we'd get there in the end. Have a cookie.
At this point the asshat gave up.
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Etoile
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Um, what?
VelvetDarkness
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His punctuation was nonexistant but I'm assuming that the fact Master determines my limits rather than me telling him what I will or won't do makes me mindless.
Damn, should have copy/pasted. I can't even re-create punctuation that bad when I'm actually trying to.
Etoile
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It just sounded to me like he is unclear on the concept of "owned slave" - and yeah, that you must be an automaton because you let your owner decide your limits. He's a weird one. I've always thought that in a M/s relationship, the owner decides the limits because they know not to mess it up. I wouldn't give myself to someone as a slave if they didn't know me well enough to choose safe and appropriate limits for me. This guy didn't get it though.His punctuation was nonexistant but I'm assuming that the fact Master determines my limits rather than me telling him what I will or won't do makes me mindless.
Damn, should have copy/pasted. I can't even re-create punctuation that bad when I'm actually trying to.
VelvetDarkness
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Nope, he didn't. Knowing and trusting that someone 'knows not to mess it up' is probably a concept that eludes this one completely. Nevertheless, it's fairly articulate for a bored horny 13 year old geek who's typing with one hand.
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subbie_333
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FFOTS- How about I climb...
behind you and bang away at your hot pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?
Or aren't you that kind of girl?
My Response- "Um no"
Who knew...I have lit boys?!
Yeah, cus "boys" is plural and i am the only one, right?
FFOTS4Life
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subbie_333
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Harmony_1985
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subbie_333
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hhhmmm Is an asshat completely clueless, or, only somewhat clueless?
FFOTS4Life
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I personally think anytime you can use the word clueless to describe a person it automatically puts them in the running for being labeled as an asshat.
Whether or not he/she wins the title depends on if they are dumb enough to open their mouth.
I think DC definitely deserves the title...
Etoile
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Don't nit-pick me.
I have to, or there will be nits in the next batch of cookies!
graceanne
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Essene
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FFOTS- How about I climb...
behind you and bang away at your hot pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?
Or aren't you that kind of girl?
My Response- "Um no"
Who knew...I have lit boys?!
Weeeelll, the thought has occured to me as well. I didn't like send you this in my sleep did I?
ROFL
Hey, Betticus and YC are boys too...I think.
FFOTS4Life
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Weeeelll, the thought has occured to me as well. I didn't like send you this in my sleep did I?
ROFL
Hey, Betticus and YC are boys too...I think.
LOL so you are the culprit!
Harmony_1985
Sir's little slut
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Oh that's gross!!!!
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