ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[DVS]

Nit
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Nit or NIT may refer to:

* The egg of a louse
o Head lice (often known as "nits" in the United Kingdom & Australia)
* Nit (slang), Nerd it out
* A trivial detail; the object of nitpicking

OK, now I'm also going to say Ewwwwwwwww!

I'm wondering what those chocolate um "chips" were, in that last batch. I thought I noticed...legs.

 

[EmpressFi]

may i get a unanimous agreement that anything "Dominant Chef" sent anyone belongs in here?


edit:

I see I'm not the first to feel this way. *waves at EmpressFi*

*waves back*

 

[Etoile]

*cackles*

I'm so glad my nit cookie idea was well-received!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I'm giving myself an asshat award. Because I often like to do things blindfolded and don't engage my brain before doing stuff.
(woops)

Lets talk!

 

[FFOTS4Life]

*cackles*

I'm so glad my nit cookie idea was well-received!

Hehe I think we should give them to Dominant Chef....

 

[graceanne]

Oh that's gross!!!!

Nit
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Nit or NIT may refer to:

* The egg of a louse
o Head lice (often known as "nits" in the United Kingdom & Australia)
* Nit (slang), Nerd it out
* A trivial detail; the object of nitpicking

OK, now I'm also going to say Ewwwwwwwww!

I'm wondering what those chocolate um "chips" were, in that last batch. I thought I noticed...legs.

See? I just want to go on record as being the first to say ew.

*cackles*

I'm so glad my nit cookie idea was well-received!

*shakes finger*

Baaaaad girl!

 

[Harmony_1985]

Back to the PMs, I had a guy invite me to a 5 star hotel in London for the week!

Then he added me to Yahoo and expected me to show him my tits on webcam.

*sigh*

 

[WriterDom]

hey would love to chat, im 6'1 200lbs around 4 inches. would love to talk sometime. take care and have a great nite!!

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Is that 4 inches long or 4 around? I don't want to know.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Wait, you got hit on by a guy?!

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

hey would love to chat, im 6'1 200lbs around 4 inches. would love to talk sometime. take care and have a great nite!!

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Is that 4 inches long or 4 around? I don't want to know.

ROFL!!

 

[Harmony_1985]

*stifles laughter*

What?! I'm not laughing..... much.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

*stifles laughter*

What?! I'm not laughing..... much.

*chuckles*

 

[WriterDom]

Wait, you got hit on by a guy?!

Yeah it happens. Once every few months. Might be nice to have a male sub do yard work in exchange for a paddling.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Yeah it happens. Once every few months. Might be nice to have a male sub do yard work in exchange for a paddling.

Some would do anything for a good paddling. lol

 

[Harmony_1985]

Some would do anything for a good paddling. lol

That a hint?

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

That a hint?

Nah. I meant myself, not you!

Shit I crave some pain. Lots of pain! sigh

 

[Harmony_1985]

Nah. I meant myself, not you!

Shit I crave some pain. Lots of pain! sigh

lol thats what I mean, silly.

 

[00Syd]

........

 

[sinnocence]

i had a guy message me one time for the very first time and invite me on a backpacking trip across Europe. He said he'd pay for EVERYTHING and all i would have to do is please him.




As much as i would love to see Europe, i'm not going with a strange guy that offers that up right away.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

2 nics with the same crappy SPG and erratic use of capital letters? I smelled an alt. You'd think an adult (or even 2 of 'em) would manage to be more mature than this:

You are not nearly as smart as you think you are. You know nothing about people, and an obvious lack of respect for life. Now you mad my Girl cry and you opened her up to ridicule. So she ain’t the brightest person, But at lest she is nice and respects people. I on the other hand am an Asshole. Now if you make my girl Cry again I will find out who you are and where you are, than I will make you miserable. . She is my stepsister and my girlfriend, and if I still believed in marriage she would be my wife, don’t fuck with her. I have plenty of money and the connections to keep my promises.

Oh damn... now I'm quaking.

I really want to watch this clown type 'perfidious' into googlemaps.

 

[00Syd]

I recently had a guy message me with a photo of his dick and he asked something like: "I wonder how big u think my dick is."

It was nothing impressive anyway, and its an annoying sort of a message to get so I wrote back: "I'd say about an inch."

And he wrote something back like: "Not even close, bitch. Its 4.5 inches and probably more than you could handle."

I nearly died laughing. 4.5 inches = more than I could handle? Hahahahahaha

 

[satindesire]

I recently had a guy message me with a photo of his dick and he asked something like: "I wonder how big u think my dick is."

It was nothing impressive anyway, and its an annoying sort of a message to get so I wrote back: "I'd say about an inch."

And he wrote something back like: "Not even close, bitch. Its 4.5 inches and probably more than you could handle."

I nearly died laughing. 4.5 inches = more than I could handle? Hahahahahaha

Right, 'cause babies don't come out of there, they come out of the belly button! Everyone in grade school knows that!

 

[jockdom]

Right, 'cause babies don't come out of there, they come out of the belly button! Everyone in grade school knows that!

What? I thought the stork brought them.

 

[Lady_Midnight]

What? I thought the stork brought them.

Such nonsense!

They grow in the cabbage patch! Everyone knows that!

 

[jockdom]

Such nonsense!

They grow in the cabbage patch! Everyone knows that!

How dare you Question my belifs!
Next thing you're going to cast aspurtions about the tooth faerie!