ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

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2 nics with the same crappy SPG and erratic use of capital letters? I smelled an alt. You'd think an adult (or even 2 of 'em) would manage to be more mature than this:



Oh damn... now I'm quaking. :rolleyes:

I really want to watch this clown type 'perfidious' into googlemaps.

Why do they let people who type like that loose on the internet?

Seriously, people who abuse the English language make me sad.
 
Why do they let people who type like that loose on the internet?

Seriously, people who abuse the English language make me sad.
I had a student years ago who couldn't put a sentence together in normal English sentence construction to save her life, or get subject/verb singular v. plural right, especially in third person, or spell worth a damn. When I realized that English was not her first language, but her fourth :eek: , having fled her native Hungary for Greece when she was six and learning Greek; then from Greece to France and learning French; and finally emigrating to the U.S. at the age of fourteen and learning English, I became much more forgiving of her quirky speech and writing. :rolleyes: Even when I spoke relatively fluent Italian (many many moons ago!), my grammar was weak, because the Latin languages - and most others around the world - do not use our form of sentence construction. And the Latin languages are closer to our construction than most!

People whose first (and often only) language is English and still abuse it make me mad, not sad. People for whom English is a second (third, fourth, etc.) language, I'll forgive, because they do a better job in English than I would in their language.
 
People whose first (and often only) language is English and still abuse it make me mad, not sad. People for whom English is a second (third, fourth, etc.) language, I'll forgive, because they do a better job in English than I would in their language.

Oh deffo, if it's not your native language, I'll forgive it.

But when you get people who are born with english as their first language, and they typ like dis and dat, or put 2 instead of to, it makes me cry.
 
I had a student years ago who couldn't put a sentence together in normal English sentence construction to save her life, or get subject/verb singular v. plural right, especially in third person, or spell worth a damn. When I realized that English was not her first language, but her fourth :eek: , having fled her native Hungary for Greece when she was six and learning Greek; then from Greece to France and learning French; and finally emigrating to the U.S. at the age of fourteen and learning English, I became much more forgiving of her quirky speech and writing. :rolleyes: Even when I spoke relatively fluent Italian (many many moons ago!), my grammar was weak, because the Latin languages - and most others around the world - do not use our form of sentence construction. And the Latin languages are closer to our construction than most!

People whose first (and often only) language is English and still abuse it make me mad, not sad. People for whom English is a second (third, fourth, etc.) language, I'll forgive, because they do a better job in English than I would in their language.

I can forgive poor english in those who have learned it as a second language. I have more trouble forgiving asshats who throw alts around like confetti. S/he snared his/herself through very specifically poor use of english and erratic use of capital letters. As soon as I pointed that out, I got PMs where capital letters were used correctly but it was done very deliberately. Do a quick post search on them if you will, and you'll see what I mean.

I speak semi fluent portuguese so I'm familiar with the differences in sentence structure and so on. I flatter myself that I can usually pick out the struggling foreigners from the pathologically lazy brain dead fucktards.
 
It drives me nuts at work.

Because we're a "high scope" nursery, capital letters aren't used in displays and signs.

My brain goes DOES NOT COMPUTE because its incorrect grammar!!
 
It drives me nuts at work.

Because we're a "high scope" nursery, capital letters aren't used in displays and signs.

My brain goes DOES NOT COMPUTE because its incorrect grammar!!

What exactly does that mean?

("High scope", I mean - I must admit I'm confused :eek:)
 
What exactly does that mean?

("High scope", I mean - I must admit I'm confused :eek:)

It's child centered learning in the extreme.

All the activities we do with the children are what the children want to do or are based around their interests. The kids pretty much do what the fuck they want.

And there's certain rules like anything the create has to be their own work; they can't use a template because its about what their interpretation is, not someone elses.

I don't understand it all, but I know some of it pisses me off lol.
 
It's child centered learning in the extreme.

All the activities we do with the children are what the children want to do or are based around their interests. The kids pretty much do what the fuck they want.

And there's certain rules like anything the create has to be their own work; they can't use a template because its about what their interpretation is, not someone elses.

I don't understand it all, but I know some of it pisses me off lol.

That sounds like it makes sense if done in moderation, but to this extend I can't see it being all beneficial.

Ah well, not for me to judge. Thanks for the explanation. :rose:
 
It's child centered learning in the extreme.

All the activities we do with the children are what the children want to do or are based around their interests. The kids pretty much do what the fuck they want.

And there's certain rules like anything the create has to be their own work; they can't use a template because its about what their interpretation is, not someone elses.

I don't understand it all, but I know some of it pisses me off lol.
LOL - sounds sort of like Montessori without even the few restrictions they have.
 
LOL - sounds sort of like Montessori without even the few restrictions they have.

I'm led to believe that it's the new name for Montessori because Montessori got a really bad rap a few years back and people still wanted the principles to be used.

In theory, its good. Its just the practicality of it can fuck it up a bit.
 
Him: hi, my name is ****. i'm a 20 year old from ******, ****. would you like to watch me jerk off on webcam?

Me: Not unless you self inflict a fatal injury as part of your show. Otherwise, I'll politely decline.
Have a nice day. :)

Him: ouch! i guess i wasn't very tactful. sorry to waste your time!


I could have sworn my profile says don't PM me for cyber :rolleyes:. That's whatcha git.
 
Him: hi, my name is ****. i'm a 20 year old from ******, ****. would you like to watch me jerk off on webcam?

Me: Not unless you self inflict a fatal injury as part of your show. Otherwise, I'll politely decline.
Have a nice day. :)

Him: ouch! i guess i wasn't very tactful. sorry to waste your time!


I could have sworn my profile says don't PM me for cyber :rolleyes:. That's whatcha git.
ROFLMAO!!! Way to go, kinkyknickers!
 
Him: hi, my name is ****. i'm a 20 year old from ******, ****. would you like to watch me jerk off on webcam?

Me: Not unless you self inflict a fatal injury as part of your show. Otherwise, I'll politely decline.
Have a nice day. :)

Him: ouch! i guess i wasn't very tactful. sorry to waste your time!


I could have sworn my profile says don't PM me for cyber :rolleyes:. That's whatcha git.

At least he was polite and apologized instead of whining/bitching/accusing you of being a horrible hairy lesbian. Maybe you helped improve his self-awareness for the future. :D
 
Just got this 'Gem', wondering how the hell I rate? lol
hi miss, are you into k9/pony training or whoring girls out on craigslist?
You're just lucky, I guess. And I wonder if he meant to say, "being whored out on craigslist?" Or does he perhaps think you have a stable of pyls you'd be willing to put out there for him to live off of?
 
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I think I like you braless are you now?


Re: like

It is odd to think anything about someone you know nothing about.
It is even more odd to pose such a personal query of said person.
Odd is my choice of a polite term.

I think. I think a lot.
I rarely think I like or dislike anything though. I'm more confident regarding my personal preferences, likes and dislikes.

Am I boring you yet? I hope so.



Re: like

Nah, you don't seem boring. Sorry about the personal question...


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So here's one I woke up to this morning. Note the awesome rewards he's promising. :rolleyes:

i like youre profile pic and the other pic here is a pic of my cock

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so u shod send me sum pics like the little sub bitch u are
yeah u like that dont u, send me sum pics and ill keep talkin dirty to u
u little whore
 
Jen- guys can not help them selves!

I should send a cock pick... then you'll fall in love, and all that serious shit!
 
someone IMed me the other night that I had very little contact with before. He asks me to call him, out of the blue. He got angry when I wouldnt and became belligerent. I ignored him and kept sorting through my email. I would have blocked him but I was on email IM, not regular IM and couldnt.

He then says "I will find someone else to talk to" and I continue to ignore him. He then tells me to let him know when I want to converse with a grown up. I ignore him. About 10 mins later he IMs his phone number to me. (WTF?)

The next day, I get an email telling me how awesome he thinks I am. Then, the next I get an email with his picture in it asking what I think about the picture. :rolleyes:
 
someone IMed me the other night that I had very little contact with before. He asks me to call him, out of the blue. He got angry when I wouldnt and became belligerent. I ignored him and kept sorting through my email. I would have blocked him but I was on email IM, not regular IM and couldnt.

He then says "I will find someone else to talk to" and I continue to ignore him. He then tells me to let him know when I want to converse with a grown up. I ignore him. About 10 mins later he IMs his phone number to me. (WTF?)

The next day, I get an email telling me how awesome he thinks I am. Then, the next I get an email with his picture in it asking what I think about the picture. :rolleyes:
Given the post, I can certainly understand the eye-rolling AV pic. LOL!
 
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