Audio, Anyone?

[lewdandlicentious]

OK, I attached the file, now wherethefuckisitttt???????

 

[Carl East]

It was probably too big Lew, in which case it wouldn't attach. I might be wrong though.

Carl

 

[English Lady]

either too big...or have you got osmeone else hosting it? it seems you can only add a sound wotsit if it is taking up someone eleses server space *L*

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hmmmm yeah, I see what you mean. It's 3.4 Meg.

The normal post acceptance message displayed though, albe-it after about 2 minutes!!!!

Oh well!!!

 

[Carl East]

either too big...or have you got osmeone else hosting it? it seems you can only add a sound wotsit if it is taking up someone eleses server space *L*

Not quite EL, you can place a sound recording here, the only problem is Literotica has very limited space and if you go above it, the recording gets rejected. There are programs like the one I linked earlier in this thread that crunch up the data quite affectively, allowing you to post bigger files than normal.

Anything above 1mb or less, (I can't remember exactly) it won't be allowed.

Carl

 

[English Lady]

ahh cheers carl...I was over simplyfying (as usual*L*)

 

[Carl East]

Hmmmm yeah, I see what you mean. It's 3.4 Meg.

The normal post acceptance message displayed though, albe-it after about 2 minutes!!!!

Oh well!!!

3.4mb will only be heard Lew if you can get someone to host it I'm affraid, I'm sure Lou could help you out here though.

Carl

 

[lewdandlicentious]

OK then, here's another try!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Nope, it's still a no-go.

That was zipped down to 2.2 meg, and now I see your message Carl.

Yeah I'll try Lou's plan.

Thanks buddy!

 

[matriarch]

Ok, here it goes... be kind.

Words of a Deviant

A bit of one of my favorite books.

Hi CD, only just got around to listening to some of the others.
Bright and cheery voice. I liked it, made me smile.

Mat

 

[matriarch]

Thought I'd post something a little longer (and in English.)


McKenna, Part II

I'm not 12, really I'm not!

I agree Mack, definitely not 12.
And there is nothing wrong with your voice, it actually matches that picture of you perfectly...........NO!!!!!!!! not the dog!!!

Mat.

 

[Guest]

 

[matriarch]

Well, Literati, thanks to the wonders of Lou....here it is.

Mat's mutterings

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Mat


Nope............didn't work.

 

[matriarch]

OK, let's try again.
Mat being dozey.............

Mat's mutterings

This time. I hope.

Mat

 

[doormouse]

doormouse squeaks

Shanks Lou, you're a doll!!!

I shound like I'm shpeakin' throooo clenshed teef... but I fink it's my new mic LOL

 

[Guest]

Nope, it's still a no-go.

That was zipped down to 2.2 meg, and now I see your message Carl.

Yeah I'll try Lou's plan.

Thanks buddy!

Yep, go for it!

Waiting for you to resend...

Then you can wow everyone with your sexy Brit voice too.

 

[matriarch]

And just because you had to wait so long for Mat to get her act together..........I'm going to inflict me reading a poem wot I rit.

How do I want you?

I take no responsibility.
Blame Lou.

Mat (going away to hide now).

 

[Guest]

And just because you had to wait so long for Mat to get her act together..........I'm going to inflict me reading a poem wot I rit.

How do I want you?

I take no responsibility.
Blame Lou.

Mat (going away to hide now).

Mat, I loved it, as I told you. The other one of you rambling, too.

I could listen to your voice for hours...

Lou

 

[Guest]

doormouse squeaks

Shanks Lou, you're a doll!!!

I shound like I'm shpeakin' throooo clenshed teef... but I fink it's my new mic LOL

Pleasure, babe!

There's something about an Aussie accent, and yours rocks.

Lou

 

[matriarch]

Mat, I loved it, as I told you. The other one of you rambling, too.

I could listen to your voice for hours...

Lou

(you may just regret saying that.......... )

 

[oggbashan]

And just because you had to wait so long for Mat to get her act together..........I'm going to inflict me reading a poem wot I rit.

How do I want you?

I take no responsibility.
Blame Lou.

Mat (going away to hide now).

I'm not blaming Lou. That was wonderful.

You sent shivers down my spine, not just with the words, but with the emotions expressed by the 'poem wot I rit'.

It deserves a raft of perfect 5s.

Og

 

[matriarch]

doormouse squeaks

Shanks Lou, you're a doll!!!

I shound like I'm shpeakin' throooo clenshed teef... but I fink it's my new mic LOL

The voice is so you.
Does not sound like clenshed teef.............

 

[Guest]

 

[matriarch]

I'm not blaming Lou. That was wonderful.

You sent shivers down my spine, not just with the words, but with the emotions expressed by the 'poem wot I rit'.

It deserves a raft of perfect 5s.

Og

Overwhelmed.
Ogg.
Thank you.
What more can I say.

Mat

 

[doormouse]

Overwhelmed.
Ogg.
Thank you.
What more can I say.

Mat

Ahh ya sexy biatch... now I don't feel so spoiled having heard you first LOL (well, not actually first, but still spoiled )