Audio, Anyone?

[impressive]

You sent shivers down my spine, not just with the words, but with the emotions expressed by the 'poem wot I rit'.

It deserves a raft of perfect 5s.

I agree with Og!

I felt that in my TOES, Mat. Phenomenal -- truly phenomenal. THANK YOU so much for sharing.

 

[Guest]

This is waycool! I like hearing other peoples voices cause the only ones I get to hear are the ones in Darnoels head and they always argue over who gets the last piece of cheese so I don't listen to them anymore so i guess its fair if I hear yours you should hear mine so hear it is

Rideme Bangme Cowgirl

Debbie

 

[CharleyH]

Hm. I can't hear anything off of Lou's site? Which means I am missing out, as usual.

 

[Guest]

OK FINALLY!!! Damn it. I'd have been sooner, but I hardly trust Lou to post my voice without adding squirrels hissing throughout lol. Anyhow:

[color=191970] The Commercialization of the Penis[/color]

Charley, oh my! That was so you, fabulous!!!

As someone else said, so many of the voices here do match our personalities. Loving this thread!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Hm. I can't hear anything off of Lou's site? Which means I am missing out, as usual.

Most of them are .wavs, but some are mp3's. You should be able to hear those. My second one, for example. Have you not heard any of mine yet?

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

No - I haven't even heard a hint of the Queen

 

[Guest]

Re: Request:

U.K. people: I'd love to hear some of the dialects oft' mentioned, e.g., Scouser (?), Geordie. Can any of you do them even if they aren't your own? Or any others? Just a sample would be interesting.

Perdita

Ok, I'll give a try. LOL! Could be amusing.

Lou

 

[Guest]

No - I haven't even heard a hint of the Queen

Try my second one, of me reading a poem. On about page six, I think! That's an mp3, you should be able to play that.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

OK - On my way

 

[matriarch]

I agree with Og!

I felt that in my TOES, Mat. Phenomenal -- truly phenomenal. THANK YOU so much for sharing.

My pleasure.
(surprised, but pleased.)

Now woman.
Where's yours???

Mat

 

[doormouse]

I'm game to do an aussie lingo one, if I can get the shhhhhhhound worked out LOL

OMG Who did the shex one?? LOL Had it playing while typing this

I'll fuck ya LOL

Edit:

Oh God Debbie!! LOL

 

[impressive]

Now woman.
Where's yours???

Mat

As soon as I get a few moments alone. Y'all don't want rowdy kids and Cartoon Network in the background, I'm sure.

 

[oggbashan]

I wanted to record this for Lou, but I haven't got the right accent. CurrentlyI have a cough as a side effect of the medication to reduce my blood pressure but here it is:

Dan McGrew
By Robert Service

A bunch of the boys were whooping up in the Malamute saloon;
The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a rag-time tune;
Back of the bar in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
And watching his luck was his light-o’-love, the lady that’s known as Lou.

The coming of Dan McGrew
By Oggbashan

At the end of the Nineties, the North wind did blow;
We’d tossed out the stiff died of a case of slow;
Our hearts in thrall to the face of a woman untrue
We longed and lusted for the lady known as Lou.

The boys played poker in the lukewarm Malamute saloon;
Our whiskey parched lips too frozen to carry a tune;
Wrapped in rich furs, her charms revealed to few,
Her bottom we craved, that of the lady known as Lou.

The bar door opened with a crash: the man from the trail,
Half hidden by packages, the chilled courier with mail
Stumbled and staggered across to the bar, “Give me a slew!”
He cried to be met with rye served by fair hand of Lou.

His face brightened as the rough rye hit the spot
“Listen to me” he gasped as we covered the pot
I’ve news from the line will make you feel blue
The auditor’s coming, Dangerous Dan McGrew.”

Some cents, they were missing, two million or three
The only culprit as plain as the bark on a tree
An audit, she couldn’t afford it, almost everyone knew
Her books as false as the heart of the lady known as Lou


Og

 

[doormouse]

Og, could you posht the link to yoursh again pleash?

I mished it shomehow. I'd love to hear you.

 

[doormouse]

Lou or McKenna, how do we set up a site so we can keep this thread going without flooding your sites?

Can we get one set up to accept audio? This thread is too much fun to rely on two people to have to load them all.

 

[oggbashan]

Chaucer read by Og.

Here it is again in Middle English.

Og

Edited: Didn't work. Apparently I can't post it again. I'll try to post a link back to it.

Link, I hope:

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=9857946

Og

 

[doormouse]

Here it is again in Middle English.

Og

Edited: Didn't work. Apparently I can't post it again. I'll try to post a link back to it.

What page is it on hon? I'm about to get the kids to bed.... school holidays suck, it's 11.30pm and they're still awake

God I love my sleep ins though LOL

 

[Guest]

This is especially for Perdita, and anyone else who wants to hear silly me attempting to do some regional dialects of Britain.

Dialects

Lou

 

[Guest]

I wanted to record this for Lou, but I haven't got the right accent. CurrentlyI have a cough as a side effect of the medication to reduce my blood pressure but here it is:

Dan McGrew
By Robert Service

A bunch of the boys were whooping up in the Malamute saloon;
The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a rag-time tune;
Back of the bar in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
And watching his luck was his light-o’-love, the lady that’s known as Lou.

The coming of Dan McGrew
By Oggbashan

At the end of the Nineties, the North wind did blow;
We’d tossed out the stiff died of a case of slow;
Our hearts in thrall to the face of a woman untrue
We longed and lusted for the lady known as Lou.

The boys played poker in the lukewarm Malamute saloon;
Our whiskey parched lips too frozen to carry a tune;
Wrapped in rich furs, her charms revealed to few,
Her bottom we craved, that of the lady known as Lou.

The bar door opened with a crash: the man from the trail,
Half hidden by packages, the chilled courier with mail
Stumbled and staggered across to the bar, “Give me a slew!”
He cried to be met with rye served by fair hand of Lou.

His face brightened as the rough rye hit the spot
“Listen to me” he gasped as we covered the pot
I’ve news from the line will make you feel blue
The auditor’s coming, Dangerous Dan McGrew.”

Some cents, they were missing, two million or three
The only culprit as plain as the bark on a tree
An audit, she couldn’t afford it, almost everyone knew
Her books as false as the heart of the lady known as Lou


Og

Lovely, Og. Well done!

Not quite sure what to make of some of it, though.

Lou

 

[matriarch]

This is especially for Perdita, and anyone else who wants to hear silly me attempting to do some regional dialects of Britain.

Dialects

Lou

I 'ope there be some Dorrrrset in there, nippperrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Guest]

I 'ope there be some Dorrrrset in there, nippperrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

LOL! There were an oooarrrr, but I couldn't none more 'an 'at (was laughing too much. ).

 

[CharleyH]

sigh

OK, I have a beautiful woman manoevring through my computer as we speak. (kind of kinky in a weird way )She WILL figure out this problem.

 

[Guest]

This is waycool! I like hearing other peoples voices cause the only ones I get to hear are the ones in Darnoels head and they always argue over who gets the last piece of cheese so I don't listen to them anymore so i guess its fair if I hear yours you should hear mine so hear it is

Rideme Bangme Cowgirl

Debbie

OK Debbie, Back in the closet.

 

[Remec]

This is especially for Perdita, and anyone else who wants to hear silly me attempting to do some regional dialects of Britain.

Dialects

hehehe Simply charming...although next time, if you do a next time, maybe come up with a couple of sentences to say in each of the dialects so we can better hear the difference in how (and what?) they would say where...

I'm just happy to hear you finally. That first one showed me a d/l time of over an hour (stupid dial-up), which I wasn't in the mood to really test whether its calculations were correct. Will have to go check out the poem later on though...<smile>

Hmmm...poem...I wonder if I have anything 'round here to recite?
<pondering>

 

[doormouse]

This is especially for Perdita, and anyone else who wants to hear silly me attempting to do some regional dialects of Britain.

Dialects

Lou

Scowser? wtf?? LOL

I'm seriously gonna do an Aussie one now