Aussie's Self Pleasure Study Club

[Mtnmike]

You know you only have one life, yeah?

Yea but here it's cheaper to keep her, believe me, I checked.

 

[Mtnmike]

Breathing is priceless, though.

You have a point, wish the court's around here saw it that way.

 

[Mrtenant]

Do y'all talk to your significant others about your masturbation habits?

Nope. She aint interested, and is likely as not to be butthurt about it. Doesnt wanna jellowrestle with me either. I don't complain. Been there, done that, doesnt do any good. So I jello wrestle all on my own now. Suits me just fine. Though it can be difficult rinsing off all the jello afterwards.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do y'all talk to your significant others about your masturbation habits?

Nope. She aint interested, and is likely as not to be butthurt about it. Doesnt wanna jellowrestle with me either. I don't complain. Been there, done that, doesnt do any good. So I jello wrestle all on my own now. Suits me just fine. Though it can be difficult rinsing off all the jello afterwards.

Have you tried lube?
It's lovely and slippery with only and eighth of the tack.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I love it. I can't imagine at this point being in a relationship and not talking about it.

It's weird, because we opened our marriage and talked all about sex together, sex apart... But not once did we even think to talk about masturbation. I think because I wasn't really masturbating often and I knew he did but didn't feel like I needed to know more unless he wanted to tell me, we just were complacent.

As new sex toys arrive, it's been ...  Interesting

I think he's seeing me in a new light?
Like, he knows that as the pressure of every day life slowly lifts it's gonna be on...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Okay, okay..

So. I realised I'd kinda been holding out of y'all. Partly because I think I started the thread a little too early in my journey, and partly because I haven't been journaling the self pleasure that's been happening over here.

I just had an exquisite shower. I practically floated out of the bathroom and am now slouched along the couch (which is too short to lay down, as per usual ).

Life here has been pretty fucking hectic. Young kids, still all at home, I pretty much have little to no alone time. It's rare for me to even get to pee in peace, let alone shower.

After putting the kids to bed I smoked some weed and then jumped in the shower. As I started to relax I remembered that it's really nice to feel clean and I focused on the pleasure of washing my hair, soaping up my body, and washing my face. I just leaned in to the enjoyable sensations that come with taking care of yourself.

Once I was rinsed, I turned the water up a little in an attempt to feel warmer. I accidentally set the temp to scalding and as the water smarted my skin I realised I was enjoying it. The searing shocks of the hot water reverberated throughout my body. It's sounds so catchphrasey, but I can't think of a better way to describe it than it being  electric. The pleasure tied to the pain was exactly what I needed. What I wanted.

I did try to see if I could channel that crescendo into a more sexual thing, but it wasn't the same and that's okay. The pleasure is still good

So now Aussie is over here so fresh and so clean, clean

 

[LadyLascivious1]

People with vulvas:

Do you masturbate when you're on your period?
Does it relieve cramps for you?
How long does it last for you? (The cramp relief if you get any)

Yes and yes, but not for very long. Maybe 10 minutes? I advocate for all the orgasms for pleasure, but if you’re looking for me steal pain relief, I recommend this - https://mylivia.com/

I have a legit question about squirting and menstruation..

I'm picturing lava eruptions

I wish. Mine falls out
This God damned pelvic floor

Have you tried any of the discs? I think they’re more comfortable and you can wear them during sex…or more adventurous alone time

https://softdisc.com/

 

[Lady2020]

Do y'all talk to your significant others about your masturbation habits?

This is not something I did in the past. Which was a mistake. But, we were from a different generation. None of us had the skills to maneuver this kind of discussion.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

None of us had the skills to maneuver this kind of discussion.

It's an important thing to remember.

As soon as I saw my sexuality as a skill I could develop my life changed!!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Do y'all talk to your significant others about your masturbation habits?

Yes but it's very one sided (me)

 

[Strixaluco]

Do y'all talk to your significant others about your masturbation habits?

Haven't really, so far.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Significant Other? I tell everybody about my masturbation habits!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes but it's very one sided (me)

As in you're the primary masturbator in the house?
Or the one talking about it?

 

[HoneyMeadows]

As in you're the primary masturbator in the house?
Or the one talking about it?

Definitely the one talking about it but probably both

ETA: I genuinely don't even know if he does. He assures me he does but it's not something he wants to share with me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Not really, but it’s implied that we both do it. I’ve brought up trying to do mutual masturbation more often, but she’s slow to move on it.

I really want to insert a sloth joke here...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Definitely the one talking about it but probably both

ETA: I genuinely don't even know if he does. He assures me he does but it's not something he wants to share with me.

I get that it's an uncomfortable talking point for many people and in a way, it's harder to talk to those closest to us because of the fear of rejection.

So many people were told that touching their bodies was a terrible thing to do and as a result cannot talk about it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do your wurst.

Now I want to insert sausage jokes

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Now I want to insert sausage jokes

I don't know as inserting a sausage would work very well, although I'm not really qualified to comment. While the shape may be right, it seems unlikely that one would be firm enough in operation

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't know as inserting a sausage would work very well, although I'm not really qualified to comment. While the shape may be right, it seems unlikely that one would be firm enough in operation

What  have you inserted up your butt?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

What  have you inserted up your butt?

LOL. Not a sausage.
fingers.
tiny vibe.
Very small butt plug.
I'm very afraid of large objects.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

LOL. Not a sausage.
fingers.
tiny vibe.
Very small butt plug.
I'm very afraid of large objects.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

So, something like that does happen, but nothing like that in my butt.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hi pervs.
It's been a hot minute.

But I'm coming to you live from my bedroom where I'm pants down on my bed, mid masturbation with a not quiet vibrator under the open window.

And I just heard my neighbors by their fence, which is definitely in ear shot. I have no idea if they can hear me, and if they can, if they'd even recognize the sound. I can hear them talk and then go quiet. I can can't make out their conversation and I'm not really interested, but when their voices get louder as if they're closer my body instinctively pushes harder into my vibrator which amplifies the sound. It's almost if I'm trying to give myself away.

(I had to stop writing and just concentrate on the experience)

Holy crap that was an incredible orgasm.

 

[MsNatalie99]

What  have you inserted up your butt?

I have lots of toys, a saddle, name it.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Mine isn't this nice, but it's what I mean by saddle.