Jonny G
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ok i have different underwear !!
for gods sake !
i thought women liked silk boxers , flowers , candles and shit like that !
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ok i have different underwear !!
for gods sake !
i thought women liked silk boxers , flowers , candles and shit like that !
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LimoAndPizza
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whats wrong with that ?
i was polite !!
you women are never happy
That's what I'm saying!
Jonny G
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If I know women...and I'm pretty sure I do...I know they love silk boxers, flowers, candles (as you mentioned), big ol' dicks, spunking dogs, watching guys jack off on cam and compliments about their bush even if I haven't seen or smelled it.
I just don't get what all the complaining is about.
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LimoAndPizza
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Don't crack out the Kip until we're camming ok? You know what he does to me
It's called foreplay, baby. Fore. Play.
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LimoAndPizza
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WTF, weird lit lag post.
If I know women...and I'm pretty sure I do...I know they love silk boxers, flowers, candles (as you mentioned), big ol' dicks, spunking dogs, watching guys jack off on cam and compliments about their bush even if I haven't seen or smelled it.
I just don't get what all the complaining is about.
you're right we do love those things, just in reverse order.
Jonny G
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If I know women...and I'm pretty sure I do...I know they love silk boxers, flowers, candles (as you mentioned), big ol' dicks, spunking dogs, watching guys jack off on cam and compliments about their bush even if I haven't seen or smelled it.
I just don't get what all the complaining is about.
Amen to that !!
i can only dream about pm`s from women asking to see my Front Garden !
If I know women...and I'm pretty sure I do...I know they love silk boxers, flowers, candles (as you mentioned), big ol' dicks, spunking dogs, watching guys jack off on cam and compliments about their bush even if I haven't seen or smelled it.
I just don't get what all the complaining is about.
Well, if I had to put them in order I'd say flowers first, then candles, then dicks (regular size though please) then bush compliments, then watching guys jack off and then everything else in the world and then climaxing dogs. So that should clear it up a bit.
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Yeah the surprise makes it extra special, I love it when they say 'this is my face' before hand....I'll be patiently awaiting your PM
This is a connubium conundrum. You expect unannounced cock pictures, but I announced it. Damn. What should I do?
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This whole thread is full of awesomeness.
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It's like these guys have a template or something. Here's another one; I'm sure you must have got this one too:
'Hi. I'm on a business trip. Wanna talk on Yahoo? Also, I haven't spoken to my wife, so I'm feeling a bit yancy.'
Yancy???
whats wrong with that ?
i was polite !!
you women are never happy
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry! I didn't realise it was you. Let me get naked real quick.
RunningJib
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But if you don't post them
How will you encourage these fine gentlemen to change their ways
As a corollary, can you provide an example of a PM that you'd find interesting?
How will you encourage these fine gentlemen to change their ways
As a corollary, can you provide an example of a PM that you'd find interesting?
Jonny G
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It's like these guys have a template or something. Here's another one; I'm sure you must have got this one too:
'Hi. I'm on a business trip. Wanna talk on Yahoo? Also, I haven't spoken to my wife, so I'm feeling a bit yancy.'
Yancy???
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry! I didn't realise it was you. Let me get naked real quick.
oh i feel very complimented
RickTango
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takes notes on what works....LOL...Still unsure about ever referring to a climaxing dog....
Funny I never get these types of PMs LOL....BTW not soliciting for them LOL
Well I got a PM out of the blue a few weeks ago where the guy told me a bit about himself without boasting, made a couple of jokes and referenced some things I'd said in old threads which showed that he'd taken enough time to read some things I'd written which was nice. We ended up talking and even met up because we lived pretty close! That's the only time I've done that though.
As long as a guy is nice, doesn't boast and hasn't just sent me something that looks like a template then I'll reply
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This thread smells like GA..
lothwen
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I agree with the "template" PM. Dude, if I can tell that you've sent the same PM to at least a dozen other women do you really think I'm going to give you the time of day??!!
Oh,and really, I don't care if you're bored and horny. Boo fucking hoo.
Oh,and really, I don't care if you're bored and horny. Boo fucking hoo.
