I had a similar one telling me I could keep the dog, I thought that was thoughtful.
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I had a similar one telling me I could keep the dog, I thought that was thoughtful.
Miles Long
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I would love to live in Hawaii with a dog. That's a good life.
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LimoAndPizza
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Bad news. He won't be around much longer. Canine diabeetus.
http://www.spurgeon.org/images/Suge/uglyfatdog.jpg
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BradBigBrain
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Must not have been a big dog. I'm guessing it was a chihuahua or a shitzu or pekinese.
Here's a classic 'copy and paste', 'template' style PM.
"After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
Tyler
ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup."
When is it ever attractive to tell a women that you've imagined divorcing her
Hehehe, I've never seen that one. I wonder what imaginary thing happened that led to the imaginary divorce?
g0h0gs
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I am just guessing here.. but after my rigorously brief overview of her profile and getting all my wonderful imaginary memories trampled on by all the people in her thread it was to much to take... you know for him.
When I PM you explaining the details of our future imaginary divorce, I'll make sure I leave them to you
.Yeah nothing says 'I still want to be friends for the sake of the kids' like a chihuahua.
The worst thing is the first time it kind of sounds like they've put a bit of thought into it
, I'm guessing we got divorced because he was an unoriginal moron
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BradBigBrain
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This is hilarious...we're discussing someone's imaginary future hubby/ex-hubby. Only on Lit.
It's only because I pretend I'm over him, but he still holds a special place in my heart
I've been thinking of a list of phrases that will immediately turn me off a guy if used in a PM:
'bored and horny' (as discussed) I don't really wanna talk to someone just because they're bored.
'..and not to brag, but..' This always precedes a description of dick length and how athletic they are, neither of which bother me
'you're a dirty bitch' nope! There may be a place for that but it's certainly not an opener
'I've been around here a while so let me teach you about lit' This is weirdly regular, if you check my profile I've been on here for years!
'ever RP'ed as a pre-teen?' NOPE.
'bored and horny' (as discussed) I don't really wanna talk to someone just because they're bored.
'..and not to brag, but..' This always precedes a description of dick length and how athletic they are, neither of which bother me
'you're a dirty bitch' nope! There may be a place for that but it's certainly not an opener
'I've been around here a while so let me teach you about lit' This is weirdly regular, if you check my profile I've been on here for years!
'ever RP'ed as a pre-teen?' NOPE.
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BradBigBrain
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It's only because I pretend I'm over him, but he still holds a special place in my heart
You need to let him go. You're way too young to be carrying a torch.
k_m_d_
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Duluth is lovely in the summer time.
If you ever need more of those... http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/30868d6681/gif-guide-clapping .
Just don't use the last one.
And to include something on topic, I've had a dude cold PM me thinking I was a chick before.
lothwen
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the problem is, he's said that to many women, which means we're all sharing one house and one dog.
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SmileyGirl
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k_m_d_
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Bwahahaha Aqua you mentioned HIS name again that's twice this week
I thought you were supposed to bold random words, not CAPITALIZE them.
lothwen
Elen sila lumenn omentilm
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Got room for me? I'll keep all you broken hearted divorcees company.
who says i'm broken hearted? i've got a dog and i live in Hawaii. i'm living the good life here
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LimoAndPizza
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who says i'm broken hearted? i've got a dog and i live in Hawaii. i'm living the good life here
Yeah, but you live on the shitty island. You know, the one where they take all the garbage.
SmileyGirl
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Well I like to be differentI thought you were supposed to bold random words, not CAPITALIZE them.
k_m_d_
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Well I like to be different
Why wouldn't you want to be exactly like HungDavid?
SmileyGirl
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Ehhhhh because he was a douchebag
Cipher
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Got one this morning..
(Too bad we can't use names)
"Do you ever gag sucking cock?" "Have any of your partners ever made you deepthroat and choke?"
Seriously..some of these guys are pathetic
If he would have read my profile, he would have known i can't be "made" to do anything.
(Too bad we can't use names)
"Do you ever gag sucking cock?" "Have any of your partners ever made you deepthroat and choke?"
Seriously..some of these guys are pathetic
If he would have read my profile, he would have known i can't be "made" to do anything.
