Awful PMs

[LimoAndPizza]

I agree with the "template" PM. Dude, if I can tell that you've sent the same PM to at least a dozen other women do you really think I'm going to give you the time of day??!!

Oh,and really, I don't care if you're bored and horny. Boo fucking hoo.

pfft. Spoken like a true INTJ.

 

[Holly1990]

I agree with the "template" PM. Dude, if I can tell that you've sent the same PM to at least a dozen other women do you really think I'm going to give you the time of day??!!

Oh,and really, I don't care if you're bored and horny. Boo fucking hoo.

Hahaha, yes, 'bored and horny' is THE most common phrase I've had in PM's. I would prefer someone who's maybe excited and horny.

 

[mark197205]

Hahaha, yes, 'bored and horny' is THE most common phrase I've had in PM's. I would prefer someone who's maybe excited and horny.

Cue several PM's stating that in 5, 4, 3..

 

[Holly1990]

'I saw your ass and couldn't resist to say Hi.'

Here's one of mine, I love the simplicity. Shame about the questionable grammar .

OK, well that just led me to go and look for a picture of your ass and I can't blame him! Maybe he was too shocked and excited to remember to use grammar? Maybe that's the explanation for all of this.. I did once PM a guy telling him his 'body looks like I wanted it'. I was a little tipsy.

 

[ManInIronMask]

Hahaha, yes, 'bored and horny' is THE most common phrase I've had in PM's. I would prefer someone who's maybe excited and horny.

Now I know what I was doing wrong, all along!!!!!!

 

[lothwen]

pfft. Spoken like a true INTJ.

And the fact that you know that instantly gives you 100 points in my book

Hahaha, yes, 'bored and horny' is THE most common phrase I've had in PM's. I would prefer someone who's maybe excited and horny.
Today 01:53 PM

I always want to ask them if they're horny because they're bored, or bored because they're horny

 

[BradBigBrain]

OK, well that just led me to go and look for a picture of your ass and I can't blame him! Maybe he was too shocked and excited to remember to use grammar? Maybe that's the explanation for all of this.. I did once PM a guy telling him his 'body looks like I wanted it'. I was a little tipsy.

I think you've stumbled onto something. We're all drunk when we send cock in silk boxer pictures.

 

[Indienne]

I think you've stumbled onto something. We're all drunk when we send cock in silk boxer pictures.

Seriously, who wears silk boxers???

 

[Holly1990]

Seriously, who wears silk boxers???

I don't know.. Hugh Hefner?

 

[LimoAndPizza]

Seriously, who wears silk boxers???

Dudes who like their junk to be extra sweaty.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Seriously, who wears silk boxers???

That guy with the 10incher who sends pix to the ladies.

Dudes who like their junk to be extra sweaty.

I had underarmour underwear I got as a gift. Talk about ball cookers. gave them to the goodwill within a week.

 

[BlackCashmere]

To me...even worse, is...

Having one person pm you under each of their ids names ( and yes I have figured out it is you under mult ids )...

 

[LimoAndPizza]

Wrong thread. shit.

 

[Holly1990]

To me...even worse, is...

Having one person pm you under each of their ids names ( and yes I have figured out it is you under mult ids )...

Did they send the same thing each time?

 

[BlackCashmere]

Did they send the same thing each time?

Pretty much to the tee... same spelling mistakes and all...

 

[Holly1990]

read a few of your posts, you sound pretty interesting. I like that you have big fat tits and real curves? such a turn on these days. 59, m, arizona

Here's a new one! Both badly written and kind of insulting. I don't think I'd ever describe my breasts as 'big, fat' ones.

 

[LimoAndPizza]

Here's a new one! Both badly written and kind of insulting. I don't think I'd ever describe my breasts as 'big, fat' ones.

That is funnier than the dog spunk one.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Here's a new one! Both badly written and kind of insulting. I don't think I'd ever describe my breasts as 'big, fat' ones.

omg.... thats all I can say to that pm...

 

[Holly1990]

So do I win? Do I get the very worst come-ons? Please someone prove me wrong!

 

[Aquagal]

Here's one I got:


'Hey babe! I'm sitting here wearing black silk boxers, stroking my 10 inch cock. Wanna cam with me and watch me cum?'

Is HungDavid back?

 

[Miles Long]

Is HungDavid back?

I prefer to think he never left, but then again I'm a hopeless romantic.

 

[HenryM24]

These are making me laugh but I'm still a bit scared that one of mine will come up! I think I generally write non dickish messages though..

 

[BradBigBrain]

Here's a new one! Both badly written and kind of insulting. I don't think I'd ever describe my breasts as 'big, fat' ones.

I'm gonna start using that one. I love it.

Is HungDavid back?

Nope. I'm using his shtick.

 

[Connubium]

Here's a classic 'copy and paste', 'template' style PM.

"After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Tyler

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup."

When is it ever attractive to tell a women that you've imagined divorcing her

 

[Miles Long]

Here's a classic 'copy and paste', 'template' style PM.

"After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Tyler

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup."

When is it ever attractive to tell a women that you've imagined divorcing her

Just be happy you got the house in Hawaii and not the one in Duluth...