rlaflamme
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Banned for licking every bagel.
Banned for staying in the fast lane while moving slower than the rest.
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Banned for licking every bagel.
Banned for staying in the fast lane while moving slower than the rest.
Banned for wearing cowboy boots with zippers.
Banned for recycling stock photos
Banned for running through crowds yelling, "I can fly! I can fly!"
Banned for freckles.
Banned (and canceled cause it’s my culture) for body shaming
Banned for keeping the waves to herself.
Banned for standing at the curb and waving at every passing car.
Banned for taking away the drawing board.
Banned for being up so early.
Banned for getting up so late.
Banned for stealing one of Michael Jackson's gloves. You ever wash that thing?Banned for watching the clock.
Banned for stealing one of Michael Jackson's gloves. You ever wash that thing?
Banned for ordering pineapple pizza.
Banned for being a pizza snob!
Banned for not sharing the pizza
Banned for soaking up all the sunshine and leaving none for us.Banned for trying to pass off a handful of Legumes, nuts and seeds as a Crustless, Vegan pizza.
Banned for soaking up all the sunshine and leaving none for us.
Banned for spreading fake news -- there's plenty of sunshine.
Banned for not acknowledging “Ain’t no sunshine when I’m gone.....”
Banned for roping off the beach so she has it all to herself.
Banned for wearing that helmet on the nude beach
https://imgur.com/JXxJwLxBanned for trying to get everyone to take their clothes off, the sign clearly states no nudity!