Ban the person above you part 6

[rlaflamme]

Banned for breaking lit.

Banned for trying to lock the doors on the thread.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Banned for trying to lock the doors on the thread.

Banned for living in a state that I can't make a good joke about!

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for living in a state that I can't make a good joke about!

Banned for not being on his toes with the state jokes.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Banned for not being on his toes with the state jokes.

Banned for not having toes.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Banned for not having toes.

Banned for Livin' La Vida Loca.

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

Banned for having nice abs!

 

[fakingadulthood]

Banned for having an Oscar Wilde quote in her bio which will inevitably make me google more of his quips

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

Banned for looking up Oscar Wilde quotes and not having them already memorized

 

[fakingadulthood]

Banned for hypocrisy! Oscar Wilde had infinite quotes! No one knows them all, not even Oscar!

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

Banned for contesting Oscar’ memory potential!

 

[fakingadulthood]

Banned for living when most people only exist!

Off the dome!

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for living when most people only exist!

Off the dome!

Banned for making people question the art of living and the simplicity of existing.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Banned for making people question the art of living and the simplicity of existing.

Banned for making my head spin.

 

[Gamine67]

Banned for making my head spin.

Banned for inappropriate application of the Magnus effect.

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for inappropriate application of the Magnus effect.

Banned for spiking the punch.

 

[BadAmy]

Banned for spiking the punch.

Banned for forgetting my coffee.

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for forgetting my coffee.

Banned for not seeing her cup of coffee on the Martian's desk.

 

[Gamine67]

Banned for leaving pistachio shells in the 57’s ashtray.

 

[Taegul]

Banned for leaving pistachio shells in the 57’s ashtray.

Banned for trying to cast Linus to play me in the great Lit Movie.

 

[Ask For More]

Banned for no reason.

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for no reason.

Banned for not being so quick on his feet this morning.

 

[Tallulah82]

Banned for not being so quick on his feet this morning.

Banned for expecting fast foot work.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Tallulah82 is banned on the account of the discovery of several severed feet in her teacup cupboard.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Tallulah82 is banned on the account of the discovery of several severed feet in her teacup cupboard.

Banned for untreated housitosis.

 

[JerseyJade]

Banned for untreated housitosis.

Banned for being on Lit banning people when he should be on the street making sure his ho's are safe while they're working.