Jada59
Literotica Guru
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Banned for having a leathery complexion.
Banned for having a name that is sequentially alphabetic.
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Banned for having a leathery complexion.
Banned for having a name that is sequentially alphabetic.
Banned for making fun of my leathery complexion.
Banned for staring at the sun.
Banned for not using sunscreen.
Banned for leaving the Martian out in the cold.
Banned for forgetting his towel. Guessy you're not a hoopy frood after all.
Banned for hiding al the towels!
Banned for panicking. The guide clearly says DON'T PANIC.
Banned for hitchhiking
Banned for draining the pool.
Banned for not bringing your skateboard
Banned for encouraging shenanigans.
Banned for making me think of NSFW shenanigans
Banned for thinking I have control of your thoughts. That's all you, buddy.
Banned for thinking that her boobs don't control men's thoughts
Banned for thinking boobs have mystical powers. They're mostly just fat.
Banned for killing dreams.
Banned for not being able to separate fact from fiction. Fat, maybe dense tissue, and milk ducts, my guys, but no magic.
Banned for cutting the acrobats tight-rope.
Banned for not trusting the trampoline below.
Banned for loading the cannon with rocks not confetti
Banned for knocking over the plants.