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Banned for putting sandpaper on the slide
Banned for putting rocks in the ball pit.
Banned for throwing acorns at people.
Banned for thinking squirrels are people.
Banned for dressing up like a bunny and running around the dog park
Banned for chasing the bunny.
Banned for bouncing off the walls
Banned for making it too damn hot in here
Banned for not sharing her best-ever orgasms with the class
Banned for not following through with updates on the third lamest thread ever authored in the playground.
Banned for knocking on all the office doors and saying, "housekeeping." then running away.
Banned for eating pizza with a knife and fork.
Banned for eating pasta with a spork.
Banned for tapping on the fish tank.
Banned for poking the hornet nest.
Banned for sending the Martian to get the honey directly from the bees.
Banned for forgetting to use smoke.
Banned for only giving the Martian 1 match.
Banned for using the match to try to light a stick of dynamite.
Banned for invading Earth.
Banned for telling the FBI