rlaflamme
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Banned for traumatizing New Mexico with UFO sightings.
Banned for using firecrackers at 1 in the morning to wake the neighbors.
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Banned for traumatizing New Mexico with UFO sightings.
Banned for using firecrackers at 1 in the morning to wake the neighbors.
Banned for chasing random people with Roman candles.
Banned for thinking that was a Roman candle
Banned for blocking the intersection.
Banned for tampering with the traffic lights.
Banned for tampering with the traffic lights.
Banned for running the red
Banned for trafficking with tamper lights
Both banned for painting the roses red.
Banned for being so damned hot.
Banned for stretching her tee shirt too tightly.
Banned for producing a well loved comedy play that was originally a non-fiction autobiography.
Banned for giggling during a funeral.
Banned for competing in regional wet t-shirt contests outside of her district.
Banned for headless surfing.
banned for not drying her hair properly - you'll catch a cold!
Ban him for having prickly little whiskers.
banned for having an arse sexier than mine!
Banned for not refilling ice trays.
Banned for using the ice cubes to build tiny igloos.
Banned for melting all of the ice.
Banned for framing me. I melted nothing!
Banned for getting drenched by all of the runoff.
Banned for stealing the water balloons.