rlaflamme
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Banned for juggling the dryer sheets like scarves.
Banned for leaving the washer n pre-soak for 2 days.
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Banned for juggling the dryer sheets like scarves.
Banned for leaving the washer n pre-soak for 2 days.
Banned for putting dish soap in the washing machine.
Banned for stealing all of the white t-shirts.
Banned for banning the person before them
Banned for diving in the "no diving" area.
Banned for removing the diving board.
Banned for looking at more than just the wet shirt.
Banned for making me feel parched.
Banned for drinking my last bottle of water.
Banned for offering a hang-gliding lesson, but not bringing a hang-glider.
Banned for sending tornadoes after me last night. Ha! You missed.
Banned for thinking it was a tornado, it was a dryer!
Banned for not cleaning the lint trap. You're gonna burn the house down!
Banned for running a marathon without water
Banned for thinking I would run for any reason that doesn't include self preservation.
Banned for being flammableBanned for juggling wine.
Banned for being flammable
Banned for taking all the sheets.
Banned for adding rocks to the pillows.
Banned for being against sleeping under the stars.
Banned for making banana hotdogs and hotdog splits.
Banned for eating raw hamburger.