DeckardNYC
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2018
- Posts
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Banned for wearing funny looking shoes.
Banned for not getting a pedicare before wearing open toed heels.
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Banned for wearing funny looking shoes.
Banned for not getting a pedicare before wearing open toed heels.
Banned for taking down all the subway signs.
,Banned for signing all the subways.
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Banned for not dropping tips in the hats of the subway buskers.
Banned for killing the thread.
Banned for having one of the earliest accounts on Lit.
Banned for stalking.
Banned for painting stripes on wooly caterpillars.
Banned for driving a golf cart down main street.
Banned for pulling wings off dragon flies.
Banned for throwing rocks in the water when people are trying to fish.
DeckardNYC is banned for chasing away the frogs who fed on the mosquitoes.
Banned for quieting the choir down.
Banned because Martians do not have sex organs.
Banned for writing multiple letters requesting to be abducted and sending those letters high into the air with model rockets.
Banned because there's no one else here to ban.
rlaflamme is banned to ensure the survival of the fittest.
Banned for staring the Martian down.
DeckardNYC is banned for being an accessory to thread murder.