Ban the person above you part 6

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for K-9 is the Real Star

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for not actually being human

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Banned for thinking she’s smarter than me

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for not actually being human

Banned for hoarding secrets.

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for thinking she’s smarter than me

Banned for carrying a bat everywhere.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for trying to catch fog, You mist!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for egregious puns

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius say “Man who run behind car get exhausted.”

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for taking Confucius’ dictum, ‘I hear and I forget’ as life advice

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius say “Man who run in front car get tired.”

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for not following Confucius’ rule to hear and know - for he would know I’m the winner if he did

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Confucius also says, the more one meditates on filthy thoughts, the better will be their sex and sex at large - so banned for questioning doing so

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for recognizing that virtue is not left to stand alone, and that he who practices it will have neighbors - i.e. he has company when he does

 

[ABiGuy84]

1. Banned for Confucius Say man with tool in woman’s mouth, not necessarily a dentist.

 

[MiaBabe23]

1. Confucius Say man with tool in woman’s mouth, not necessarily a dentist.

Lmao that made me laugh

Confucius also says if you look at your own crotch and find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about?
Banned for looking at his crotch too much

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say man who fight with woman whole day, get no piece at night.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Confucius also says, You cannot open a zip without learning something - banned for not learning enough from the opened zip

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say man who bounce woman on bed spring, have offspring next spring.

 

[vibes]

Banned for quoting Confucius

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for not quoting a philosopher

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say virgin just like balloon, one prick all gone.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Confucius also says, the lusting man fucks before he speaks, and afterward speaks according to his fucking
Banned for not following the correct order

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say man who run through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.