Ban the person above you part 6

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say woman who writes with broken pencil has pointless thoughts.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Neruda says, I wanna do with you what spring does with cherry trees
Banned for not sucking enough cherries

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say woman who drive like Hell, bound to get there.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Santayana says, The soul is the voice of the body’s interests
Banned for talking in groans

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say woman who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Einstein says, You can’t blame gravity for falling in lust
Banned for blaming gravity

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say woman who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Confucius says, Never give a sword to someone who can’t dance
Banned for not checking said dance skills of people before offering his sword

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say man who want pretty nurse, got to be patient.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Gilbert Holland says, The temple of art is built in words
Banned for too many swears

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say marriage like game of poker poker, you start with a pair and end with a fullhouse.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Aristotle says, We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act but a habit
Banned for being excellent in horny matters

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say woman who make mistake in elevator, wrong on so many levels.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Kierkegaard says, Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards
Banned for attempting to perform tasks backward to resolve the paradox

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says woman who eat many prunes, get good run for her money.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Zeno says, We have two ears and one mouth, so we should listen more than we speak
Banned for not listening to the evidence that I’m the winner

 

[Booboobear84]

Banned for quoting Zeno and not being Paradoxical

 

[_valkyrie_]

Banned for bear tap dancing.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for not liking tap dancing

 

[_valkyrie_]

Banned for ballroom policing.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for having better eyebrows than me

 

[_valkyrie_]

Banned for proclaiming self-deprecating affirmations. Overruled!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say man who walk with hands in pocket, feel cocky all day.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for bad puns

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius Say man who fish in other man’s hole, only catch crabs.