Ban the person above you part 6

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for too many cracks of the whip

Edit lol - banned for fishing in so many holes

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says With great power comes great electricity bill.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for reading Descartes’ philosophy as I drink, therefore I cam

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says woman who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Rousseau says, Man is born free and everywhere is in chains; banned for using chains rather than ropes

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for repeating a maxim!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says Boy who fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Plato says Wise men fuck because they have someone to fuck; fools, because they have to fuck someone
Banned for not being sure of the difference

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says if you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in a public restroom.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Aristotle says Hope is a waking cream; banned for too much waking cream

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says Cheap prostitutes offer more bang for your buck.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Banned for reminding me of a horrible Simon says game I'm still not over with

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says it take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Tzu says, Nature does not hurry, yet cumming is accomplished
Banned for anytime he’s hurried

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says No husband ever been shot while he do dishes.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for James says, Cumming may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without cumming
Banned for over enthusiasm to test this

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Tzu says, Being deeply fucked by someone gives you strength, while fucking someone deeply gives you courage
Banned for not being sure which he prefers

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says Woman who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Whitman says, We fucked together, I forget the rest
Banned for forgetting the rest

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says Squirrel who run up woman’s leg not find nuts.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Banned for assuming there weren't nuts at the end

 

[ABiGuy84]

Banned for Confucius says Hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Banned for Hemingway says, All you have to do is fuck one true whore. Fuck the truest whore you know
Banned for not fucking the truest whore