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This attachment is how I like men on there knees...Damn very big turn on...... [/B][/QUOTE]

Mistress I'm on my knees for you
 
I myself prefer the feel of a real woman that is toned but not a hard body. A woman that enjoys herself in all matters of life. I am looking for a special lady to get to know and hopefully, she is not always a lady.
 
I snagged this From Muff's thread.. hope this helps......

To post a pic, it must be done directly from a web site. (Unless you're Lisa, then I have NO idea how she does it! *lol*) Find a picture you like, right click on the picture, go to PROPERTIES, copy the URL of the picture. Once you're on your reply page, use the IMG button above the response space. Paste the URL into the box provided and your picture should post. Or else, you'll get a little red x that we all have gotten. That's because a lot of sites don't allow hot linking. If it happens, it's no biggie. You can edit that post and try another pic. Eventually you'll get something to post. Or you can always put up a pic as an attachment but then you've got to make sure it's the right size.

Hope this is a decent enough explanation and you can join all of us in posting pics.


Or, you can try these direction for posting pics that you've got saved in your computer, as posted by Kalalau on page 978. (IMHO, this is just WAY too much work, but it's up to you.)

1. Download desired pic to desktop
2. Go to the bottom of any page of the thread you want to post on and hit the “post reply” button.
3. Go to www.mytempdir.com (Or any FREE HOSTING SITE as Lisa has informed me that they tend to disappear sometimes.)
4. In the center of the page press the “choose file” button.
5. Choose the file on your desktop that you want to post.
6. Press the “host it” button.
7. Copy the address of the post on the page that comes up.
8. Go back to the “post reply” page.
9. Press the “IMG” button.
10. Paste the address that you just copied into the IMG window and hit return.
11. Press the “post reply” button on the bottom of the page.
12. Voila! Your lovely picture posts…….this may sound complex, but it is really easy and the results are worth it.
 
What is vB Code?

vB code is a set of tags based on the HTML language that you may already be familiar with. They allow you to add formatting to your messages in the same way as HTML does, but have a simpler syntax and will never break the layout of the pages you are viewing. The ability to use vB Code is set on a forum-by-forum basis by the administrator, so you should check the forum rules when you post a new message.

URL Hyperlinking

If vB Code is enabled in a forum, you can simply type in the full address of the page you are linking to, and the hyperlink will be created automatically. Here are some example links:

* http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/
* www.vbulletin.com

Notice that if the address begins with www. you do not need to add the http:// part of the address. If the address does not begin with www. you will need to add the http:// section. You may also use https:// and ftp:// links, and these will be converted into links.

If you want to include the vB Code, you may simply surround the address with tags as shown below. (The vB Code tags are shown in red). [url]www.vbulletin.com/forum/

You can also include true hyperlinks using the tag. Just use the following format...rum/]Click here to visit the vBulletin forums

This will produce a hyperlink like this: Click here to visit the vBulletin forums.

Note that once again, you need not include the http:// if the address begins www.

Email Links

To add a link to an email address, you can simply include the email address in your message like this:

myname@domain.com

Note that there must be a blank space, such as a space or a carriage return before the beginning of the address.

You can also use vB Code tags to specify an email address, like this:

myname@domain.com

You can also add a true email hyperlink using the following format:

Click here to email me

This will produce a hyperlink like this: Click here to email me.

Bold, Underlined and Italic Text

You can make text bold, underlined or italicized by simply surrounding your text with tags as shown below:

* some text produces some text
* some text produces some text
* some text produces some text

Using Different Colors, Sizes and Fonts

You can alter the size, color and font of text using the following tags:

* some text produces some text (colored blue)
* some text produces some text (size 4 text)
* some text produces some text (using courier font)

You can also combine all the various text formatting tags. This example uses bold, underlined, purple text:

Wow there's lots of formatting here!

This example produces this:

Wow there's lots of formatting here!

Bullets and Lists

You can create bulleted or ordered lists in the following way:

Unordered, bulleted list:

  • first bulleted item
  • second bulleted item

This produces:

* first bulleted item
* second bulleted item

Note that you must remember to close the list with the [/list] tag.

If you would like to create a list ordered numerically or alphabetically, this is just as easy. You simply need to add a little extra code to your
  • and
tags. The extra code looks like =1 (for a numbered list) or =A (for a list from A to Z). Here are some examples:

  1. this is the first numbered item
  2. this is the second numbered item
    [/list=1]

    This produces:

    1. this is the first numbered item
    2. this is the second numbered item


    • this is the first alphabetically ordered item
    • this is the second alphabetically ordered item
      [/list=A]

      This produces:

      1. this is the first alphabetically ordered item
      2. this is the second alphabetically ordered item

      Adding Images

      To include a picture or graphic within the body of your message, you can simply surround the address of the image as shown here:

      forumlogo.gif


      Note that the http:// part of the image URL is required for the code. You can even create a thumbnail-type hyperlink by surrounding your [img] code with a [url] code like this: [url=http://www.literotica.com/forum/http://www.literotica.com/images/forumlogo.gif][img]http://www.literotica.com/forum/images/simple/vb_bullet.gif[/url]

      This produces a link like this: 0.

      Quoting Other Messages

      To quote something that has already been posted, simply cut-and-paste the text you want to quote, and enclose it as follows:

      No. Try not.
      Do or do not, there is no try.
      Click to expand...

      The
      tags will automatically indent the enclosed text.

      The Code and PHP Tags

      If you want to post some programming source code, or perhaps some ASCII art, which would require a non-proportional font, you can use the
      Code: 
       tag to achieve this. For example:

    [code]
    <script language="**********">
    <!--
    alert("Hello world!");
    //-->
    </script>

      In the example above, the text enclosed in the
      Code: 
       tags would be automatically indented, and the spacing would be preserved like this:

<script language="**********">
<!--
alert("Hello world!");
//-->
</script>

A special case is for code written in the PHP language. If you are posting PHP code, you can enclose the source code in [php] tags, and the script will automatically have syntax highlighting applied:

    [php]
    $myvar = "Hello World!";
    for ($i=0; $i<10; $i++) {
    echo $myvar."\n";
    }
    [/php]

This would produce:

$myvar = "Hello World!";
for ($i=0; $i<10; $i++) {
	echo $myvar."\n";
}

Incorrect vB Code Usage:

    * [url] www.vbulletin.com [/url] - don't put spaces between the bracketed code and the text you are applying the code to.
    * [email]myname@domain.com[email] - the end brackets must include a forward slash ([/email])
      Click to expand...
 
Angel,

You know that I am always ready to assume that position for you. Sorry, I'm not a hard body like the guy in the pic. I'm a BHM, but its all yours darlin.

Marty
 
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