BDSM Radio dedication hour

"Like It Or Not" - Darren Hayes

I've been broken, shut down and useless
Feet above me
Hands in the air
You got me falling over and over
You got me twisted tied up and tangled
I do it all for you
You know I've been a fool for you
I thought I tripped on a shoelace
I look down and it's only you

Now I'm standing at a terminal waiting to connect to another plane
If I told you I just cancelled my flight to America
Would you call me insane?
Everything I am has been neatly contained into
the contents of a Samsonite bag
Me, a laptop, 2 suitcases and I'm coming to see you
whether you like it or not
Whether you like it or not

I've been put down, picked up and put off
I've been held up, pushed and shoved around
You got me falling over and over
I've been drifting this side and upside down
I do it all for you
You know I’ll be a fool for you
I keep thinking I've lost something
I look down and it's only you

Now I'm standing at a terminal waiting to connect to another plane
And if I told you I just cancelled my flight to America
Would you call me insane?
Everything I am has been neatly contained into
the contents of a Samsonite bag
Me, a laptop, 2 suitcases and I'm coming to see you
whether you like it or not

How many forms can indecision take?
When does the warning light appear before a man breaks?
Mine is a restless heart don't try to fix it
You know sometimes, sometimes I want it to ache

Everything I am has been neatly contained into
the contents of a Samsonite bag
Me, a laptop, 2 suitcases and I'm coming to see you

And Now I'm standing at a terminal waiting to connect to another plane
And if I told you I just cancelled my flight to America
Would you call me insane?
Everything I am has been neatly contained into
the contents of a Samsonite bag
Me, a laptop, 2 suitcases and I'm coming to see you
whether you like it or not
 
There was a song in the film 'Chasing Amy", I used it for a sig line when I first got here..

I wanna feel passion,I wanna feel pain.
I want to weep at the sound of your name
Come make me laugh, come make me cry.
Come make me feel so alive.
 
Listening to love songs on the radio....

For Scooter:

Enrique Iglesius

(Let me be your hero)
Would you dance
if asked you to dance
Would you run
and never look back
Would you cry
if you saw me crying
would you save my soul tonight

Would you tremble
if I touched your lips
Would you laugh
oh please tell me this
Now would you die
for the one you love
Hold me in your arms tonight

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

Would you swear
that you'll always be mine
Would you lie
would you remember
My angel be have I lost my mind
I don't care you're here tonight

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

Ohhh I just wanna hold you,
I just wanna hold you,
oh yeah
My angel be have I lost my mind
I don't care you're here tonight

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
(Oh yeah)
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

I can be your hero
I can kiss away the pain
And I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away
You can take my breath away

I can be your hero
 
And even closer to my heart

Barbra Streisand and Bryan Adams? Who woulda thunk it? :D

I Finally Found Someone
lyrics: I finally found someone
who knocks me off my feet
i finally found the one
who makes me feel complete
it started over coffee
we started off as friends
its funny how from simple things the best things begin
this time its different, it's all because of you
its betther than it's ever been
cause we can talk it through

ooo...my favorite line
was can i call you sometime
its all u had to say to take my breath away
this is it

Chorus
i finally found someone
someone to share my life
i finally found the one to be with every night
cuz whatever i do it's just got to be you
my life has just begun
i finally found someone

oooh someone .i finally found somenoe

did i keep u waiting? (i didnt mind)
i apologize (baby that's fine)
i will wait forever just to know you were mine (ooh)
you know i love your hair ( sure it looks right?)
i love what you wear (isnt it too tight?)
you're exceptional
i can't wait for the rest of my life

Chorus

ohh my life has just begun i've finally found someone
and whatever i do..it's just got to be you
ohh my life has just begun....
i've finally found someone
 
There's somethin' wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our eyes

We're seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain't His
It sure ain't no surprise

We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge

There's somethin' wrong with the world today
The light bulb's gettin' dim
There's meltdown in the sky

If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man that I

We're livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself at all
Livin' on the edge
You can't stop yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge

Tell me what you think about your sit-u-a-tion
Complication - aggravation
Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it wasn't would you still come crawlin'
Back again?
I bet you would my friend
Again & again & again & again & again

Tell me what you think about your sit-u-a-tion
Complication - aggravation
Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it was would would you still come crawlin'
Back again?
I bet you would my friend
Again & again & again & again

There's something right with the world today
And everybody knows it's wrong
But we can tell 'em no or we could let it go
But I would rather be a hanging on

Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself at all
Livin' On the Edge
You can't stop yourself from fallin'
Livin' On the Edge

ETC ETC ETc..............
 
One I haven't seen posted

Underneath Your Clothes
Shakira

You're a song
written by the hands of God
Don't get me wrong cause
this might sound to you a bit odd
but you own the place
where all my thoughts go hiding
and right under your clothes
is where I find them

Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story
there's the man I chose
there's my territory
and all the things I deserve
for being such a good girl honey

Because of you
I forgot the smart ways to lie
because of you
I'm running out of reasons to cry
when the friends are gone
when the party's over
we will still belong to each other

Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story
there's the man I chose
there's my territory
and all the things I deserve
for being such a good girl honey

I love you more than all that's on the planet
movin, talkin, walkin, breathing
you know it's true
oh baby it's so funny
you almost don't believe it
as every voice is hanging from the silence
lamps are hanging from the ceiling
like a lady tied to her good manners
I'm tied up to this feeling

Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story
there's the man I chose
there's my territory
and all the things I deserve
for being such a good girl honey
 
Like The Way I Do~ M. Etheridge

Is it so hard to satisfy your senses
You found out to love me you have to climb some fences
Scratching and crawling along the floor to touch you
And just when it feels right you say you found someone else to hold you
Does she like i do??


Tell me does she love you like the way I love you?
Does she stimulate you, attract and captivate you?
Tell me does she miss you, existing just to kiss you like the way I do?
Tell me does she want you, infatuate and haunt you
Does she know just how to shock you, electrify and rock you
Does she inject you, seduce you and affect you like the way I do?

Can I survive all the implications
Even if I tried could you be less than an addiction
Don't you think I know there's so many others
Who would beg, steal and lie, fight, kill and die
Just to hold you hold you like I do

Tell me does she love you like the way I love you?
Does she stimulate you, attract and captivate you?
Tell me does she miss you, existing just to kiss you like the way I do?
Tell me does she want you, infatuate and haunt you
Does she know just how to shock you, electrify and rock you
Does she inject you, seduce you and affect you like the way I do?

Nobody loves you like the way I do
Nobody wants you like the way I do
Nobody needs you like the way I do
Nobody aches nobody aches just to hold you like the way I do

Tell me does she love you like the way I love you?
Does she stimulate you, attract and captivate you?
Tell me does she miss you, existing just to kiss you like the way I do?
Tell me does she want you, infatuate and haunt you
Does she know just how to shock you, electrify and rock you
Does she inject you, seduce you and affect you like the way I do?
 
What a sexy voice...

One of my favorite singers, too.

Don't Know Why I Didn't Come
by Norah Jones


I waited 'til I saw the sun
I don't know why I didn't come
I left you by the house of fun
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come

When I saw the break of day
I wished that I could fly away
Instead of kneeling in the sand
Catching tear drops in my hand

My heart is drenched in wine
You'll be on my mind
Forever

Out across the endless sea
I would die in ecstasy
But I'll be a vagabond
Driving down the road alone

My heart is drenched in wine
You'll be on my mind
Forever

Something has to make you run
I don't know why I didn't come
I feel as empty as a drum
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come
 
Movie Star
Stephin Merritt (of the Magnetic Fields)

I spent all day
dreaming of the way I'd like to hold you
So I got absolutely nothing done
but it was so much fun and have I told you

How beautiful you are
tonight

just like a movie star
how beautiful you are

tonight
just like a movie star

Quit your job, dear
Then you can stay here at home beside me
You be James Dean
I'll be Sal Mineo, you can hide me

How beautiful you are
tonight

just like a movie star
how beautiful you are

tonight
just like a movie star
 
~Patsy


Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
And I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then some day you'd leave me for somebody new

Worry, why do I let myself worry
Wondering what in the world did I do

Crazy, for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying
And crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you
 
Good Night for Sting

Good Night for Sting

The Hounds Of Winter, Mercury Falling

Mercury falling
I rise from my bed
Collect my thoughts together
I have to hold my head
It seems that she's gone
And somehow I am pinned by
The Hounds of Winter
Howling in the wind

I walk through the day
My coat around my ears
I look for my companion
I have to dry my tears
It seems that she's gone
Leaving me too soon
I'm as dark as December
I'm as cold as the Man in the Moon

I still see her face
As beautiful as day
It's easy to remember
Remember my love that way
All I hear is that lonesome sound
The Hounds of Winter
They follow me down

I can't make up the fire
The way that she could
I spend all my days
In the search for dry wood
Board all the windows and close the front door
I can't believe she won't be here anymore

I still see her face
As beautiful as day
It's easy to remember
Remember my love that way
All I hear is that lonesome sound
The Hounds of Winter
They follow me down

A season for joy
A season for sorrow
Where she's gone
I will surely, surely follow
She brightened my day
She warmed the coldest night
The Hounds of Winter
They got me in their sights

I still see her face
As beautiful as day
It's easy to remember
Remember my love that way
All I hear is that lonesome sound
The Hounds of Winter
They harry me down
 
Why Should I Cry For You?
by Sting

Under the dog star sail
Over the reefs of moonshine
Under the skies of fall
North, north west, the stones of Faroe

Under the Artic fire
Over the seas of silence
Hauling on frozen ropes
For all my days remaining
But would north be true?

All colours bleed to red
Asleep on the ocean's bed
Drifting in empty seas
For all my days remaining

But would north be true?
Why should I?
Why should I cry for you?
Dark angels follow me
Over the godless sea
Mountains of endless falling
For all my days remaining

What would be true?

Sometimes I see your face
The stars seem to lose their place
Why must I think of you?
Why must I?
Why should I?

Why should I cry for you?
Why would you want me to?
And what would it mean to say,
"I loved you in my fashion"?

What would be true?
Why should I?
Why should I cry?
 
Negative

A Desert Rose said:
Are we all sharing some heartache tonight? I have a bottle of Grey Goose... I'll share it, too.
Why waste good vodka when you can't taste it. Tonight would be a mezcal night. Better to wake up with nasty hangover in the morning to remind you of how stupid you were the night before.
 
Re: Negative

AngelicAssassin said:
Why waste good vodka when you can't taste it. Tonight would be a mezcal night. Better to wake up with nasty hangover in the morning to remind you of how stupid you were the night before.

... how stupid for only ONE night? ;-)
 
If only someone was...

Strong Enough
Sheryl Crow

God I feel like hell tonight
Tears of rage I cannot lie
I’d be the last to help you understand

Are you strong enough to be my man?
My man.

Nothings true and nothings right
So let me be alone tonight
Cause you can’t change the way I am

Are you strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise, I’ll believe
Lie to me
But please don’t leave

Don’t leave

I have a face I cannot show
I make the rules up as I go
Just try and love me if you can

Are you strong enough to be my man?
My man
Are you strong enough
To be My man
Are you strong enough
To be My man
Are you strong enough
My man

When I’ve shown you that I just don’t care
When I’m throwing punches in the air
When I’m broken down and I can’t stand
Would you be man enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise, I’ll believe
Lie to me
But please don’t leave
 
Re: If only someone was...

niteshade said:
Strong Enough
Sheryl Crow
....

Lie to me
I promise, I’ll believe
Lie to me
But please don’t leave

Oh doll... I think I had a night like this last night. Just know you're not alone in your feelings.

Wish I had more magical words for you.
 
Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!

CHORUS:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose
Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!

~~~~~~~~~~

Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose


Someone tell me what the heck this means, please.


http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/k/i/kit103/redkanga.gif
 
A Desert Rose said:
Someone tell me what the heck this means, please.



You don't get it?!! Maybe try Jake The Peg or My Boomerang Won't Come Back; or in keeping with the Christmas season try these, but don't read 'How To Make Gravy' if you don't want to feel sad....or maybe that is just me. Won't be back on my stereo for a few months I think after Christmas is a faded memory.

Six White Boomers lyrics by Rolf Harris

was far from and lost in a great big zoo.
"Mummy where's my mummy, they've taken her away"
"We'll help you find your mummy son, hop up on the sleigh."
Up beside the bag of toys, little Joey hopped.
But they hadn't gone far when Santa stopped.
Unharnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why.
Then he heard a far off booming in the sky.
Six white boomers, snow white boomers,
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun,
Six white boomers, snow white boomers,
On his Australian run.
Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat,
Took his fur lined boots off to cool his feet,
Into one popped Joey, feeling quite O.K.,
While those old man kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh.
Joey said to Santa, "Santa what about the toys?
Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys?"
"They've all got their presents son, we were here last night,
This trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight."
Soon the sleigh was flashing right over Marble Bar,
"Slow down there", cried Santa, "It can't be far,
Come up on my lap here son, and have a look around."
"There she is that's Mummy, bounding up and down."
Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had,
Curled up in his mother's pouch all snug and glad,
The last they saw was Santa heading northward from the sun,
The only year the boomers worked a double run.
Six white boomers, snow white boomers,
Racing Santa Claus in the blazing sun,
Six white boomers, snow white boomers,
On his Australian run.


Two different Australian versions of Twelve days of Christmas.
On the FIRST day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
A kookaburra in a gum tree.
On the SECOND day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the THIRD day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the FOURTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the FIFTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SIXTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the NINTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the TENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Twelve possums playing,
Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

(2)
On the FIRST day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
An emu up a gum tree.
On the SECOND day of Christmas
My true sent to me,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the THIRD day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the FOURTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the FIFTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the SIXTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the NINTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the TENTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And a emu up a gum tree.

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve parrots prattling,
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree!


How To Make Gravy by Paul Kelly

Hello Dan, it's Joe here, I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December, and now they're ringing the last bells
If I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day, please don't let 'em cry for me
I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that won't stop the roast
Who's gonna make the gravy now? I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang
And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly,
Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning
When I'm standing in line

I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?
(Just a little too much cologne)
And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight
Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,
I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening, I can just imagine,
You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,
Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,
Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,
I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm sorry,
And kiss the sleepy children for me
You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,
I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.

Catalina :rose:
 
OMG, nothing like a bit of national embarrassment, where can I hide. But of aussie classics

Gimme Head by the Radiators( circa 1980) and yes a class act like this, still touring.......

Gimme head baby, like you did last night
You got me steaming at a hundred degrees
Each time I see you
I go all weak at the knees
You get me undone
You get me under
You wreck my bed
You wreck my bed
But best of all I love
You gimme he e e ead
You gimme head
(repeat)
You give me goosebumps
On the side of my neck
You give me scatchmarks all down
the length of my back
You whisper sweet things
You give me beatings
The words that said
Words that said
But best of all I love
you gimme he- e- ead
you gimme head
Say you'll never leave me
promise me you'll stay
cos now that I'm in heaven
dont slip away
(Repeat first verse and chorus)
SUCK!!!!

Gimme a home amongst the gum trees....ouch
 
To bring a smile...

There's a somebody
I'm longing to see
I hope that she
Turns out to be
Someone to watch over me

I'm a little lamb
Who's lost in the wood
I know I could
Could always be good
To one who'll watch over me

Although I may not be the man
Some girls think of
As handsome
But to her heart
I'll carry the key

Won't you tell her please
To put on some speed
Follow my lead
Oh, how I need
Someone to watch over me

Won't you tell her please
To put on some speed
Follow my lead
Oh....how I need
Someone to watch
Over me
 
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