Be as boring as possible.

It is very overcast on the beach today. I am wearing a sweatshirt because it is chilly. The sand is cold too.
 
It is very overcast on the beach today. I am wearing a sweatshirt because it is chilly. The sand is cold too.

It is very hot, humid, and sunny here today. 115 degrees. I came home only to take off all essential garments. Everything feels hot to the touch. I'm sitting here in a pair of boy shorts.
 
It is very hot, humid, and sunny here today. 115 degrees. I came home only to take off all essential garments. Everything feels hot to the touch. I'm sitting here in a pair of boy shorts.

**Update** Suddenly much warmer here... Thanks BSV! (But I am not sure you should leave things like this in the boring thread...)
 
I sweated outside. Then I went into the gym. I sweated there, too - maybe even more! Then I showered.

Wow, I sweated quite a bit.
 
**Update** Suddenly much warmer here... Thanks BSV! (But I am not sure you should leave things like this in the boring thread...)

I meant to cause no harm, OR heat. Believe me, it's as boring as can be.

But they are really cute, tiedyed with peace signs on 'em!
 
All this heat & humidity are making my bangs curl and get out of control. They need to be trimmed.
 
Next you will be telling me that the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas are the same person.

Yes, that is correct. They are all Samuel L. Jackson.


There is such a thing as a pen fairy, she lives on a mushroom and has a strange penchant for stealing permanent markers. She has no interest in other office supplies, well except to make paper clip chains.

The manila envelope fairy is so special. She brings the magic of tan paper to so many children.
 
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It is very hot, humid, and sunny here today. 115 degrees. I came home only to take off all essential garments. Everything feels hot to the touch. I'm sitting here in a pair of boy shorts.
No post of yours that includes the bolded phrase above is boring.
 
*narrows eyes*

Did I see interesting posts in here? I don't want to see anything about underclothes, disrobing, or nudity...and I certainly do not want any vivid descriptions of lathering up with a bath pouf and letting the bubbles trail down through curly chest hair....

*trails off*

Ahem.

Y'all better cut it out, posthaste. You do not want me on your bad side. :devil:
 
*narrows eyes*

Did I see interesting posts in here? I don't want to see anything about underclothes, disrobing, or nudity...and I certainly do not want any vivid descriptions of lathering up with a bath pouf and letting the bubbles trail down through curly chest hair....

*trails off*

Ahem.

Y'all better cut it out, posthaste. You do not want me on your bad side. :devil:

Oh. My. Good. Jesus. Christ.

Who the hell is he? Because I want to have a busload of his babies, rightnow.

*runs off to fap!*
NOT boring!
 
I'm not a huge fan of tarragon. My husband really likes it. I think we're committed to working through this... salad dressings are just going to be hard for while.
 
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